[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:50)

You sir, are a genius.

Lazyboyeight is far from a genius.

[lzw3]

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:17)

QUOTE (fireguy) "Sh*t just got real. Everything you thought you knew was a lie." - fireguy109, Nov 18 2011 I just love it and it sounds epic...

That is from Arsen's profile if I'm not mistaken?

From the 'GTA 3 Era is the hardest GTA'' thread:

QUOTE (cidamelo @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 03:41)

ZoomZoom I never have completed the first GTAs because I get nausea from the top down view!!

This post has been edited by lzw3 on Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:47

[Killjoy2022]

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I did have quite a weird experience when I was in America the other year on a year of studying. I've never put it down to the paranormal, seeing as I'm quite a sceptic, but honestly I can't really think of any other explanation. So anyway, during my first semester I was actually studying at Philadelphia University (yeah, I know). It was during my second year of uni but there was some confusion and I ended up doing a load of first year level classes, with them still counting towards second-year credit back here in my UK uni. Life was pretty sweet: I had easy classes where I knew all the stuff already, some decent if fleeting friends (I wasn't there too long) and all the doe-eyed enthusiasm of a foreign student in the US. I did have one issue though. Money was a bit tight. At this point the exchange rate wasn't great, my parents were only able to help me out a little (there's a hefty charge with my bank when sending/receiving money overseas) and my student loan wasn't stretching far enough. A couple of weeks in, one of my new mates said he might be able to find me some off-the-books work. Strictly speaking I wasn't allowed to be employed while there, but this guy's dad ran a local taxi chain and he knew I was able to drive stick, something you guys don't get taught by default apparently. The guy's dad had a clunker of a stick taxi that none of his drivers would use so it was just sitting there and he had a sat nav, so it'd be easy enough for me to work there. Sorry for the long exposition, but this is where it starts to get weird, I promise. After doing a good few shifts, I started to take fares from the "wrong" side of the tracks in west Philly. I was able to fake the accent well enough and kept a smallish baseball bat visibly tucked in the dash, that tended to keep the guys who would cause trouble for no reason away. So yeah, I'm pulled up waiting for this fare to come out from their apartment block and something just feels wrong. It's that sort of tension in the air that you can't really put your finger on, but it's there. Becoming more and more aware of my surroundings I clock two groups of kids across the road from me on this asphalt vacant lot. The smaller group (both in numbers and physical stature) is playing some ball game and the other is just sat there. Just watching them. Then, out of nowhere, one of the larger guys just flies at the tall, skinny guy from the other group. Dude just starts wailing on him. At one point he's picked him up on his shoulders and just spins him round before flooring him. The skinny guy gets to his feet and flees into a house just down the road. His mother's obviously seen what happened and I could hear her going apesh*t even from my car down the road. Thankfully, the big guys chose to leave well enough alone and that's the end of that. My fare gets in and we're off. I get back to the garage and tell my boss that I don't think I'm prepared to do any more jobs in that part of town, so that was my last shift. I'm out. After the end of the first semester, I decide that I've had enough of Philly and can't handle how rough some of the city can be. A couple of discussions with my university, the embassy and UCLA later I'm starting my second semester in safe, sunny Los Angeles. Those talks with some diplomatic officials had harvested me some additional fruit too: a visa that allowed me to study and work while in the country. It wasn't long before my glowing reference and foreign accent endeared me to the local taxi firms. I get the keys to my shiny new Impala-knockoff I'm promptly sent off to get my very first fare. I've got to shuttle some first class passenger from the airport over to one of the fancy mansion communities up in the hills, y'know one of those guy where even his orange juice comes in a champagne glass types. Before I set off I give this fine new auto a quick look over. Personalised licence plate, air fresheners, dash ornaments; the works. I pull up at the arrivals terminal and this guy leans out from the curb and whistles at me. Yeah, that's the rich kid. Only, as I pull up I realise I know him from somewhere. Get this, it's the exact same kid that I saw get thrashed on the basketball courts. I mean seriously, what are the chances of that? This guy was the reason I upped and shipped all the way across the country and he's the first person I run into here as well? F*cking insane. Was this guy some sort of sign from a higher power? Motivating me to change stuff in my life that I was too apathetic to make the move for by myself? I'm freaking out here and my mouth just freezes up. I'm sat there for a second before I hear something from the back seat "Yo! Homes?!". His questions prompt me to start driving across town, but I'm still too freaked out to talk. We make it to this guy's house at about 7 or 8, the last thing I get from this guy is some remark as he leaves the vehicle: "Yo homes, smell ya later" and he looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel Air.

Robinski in this thread.

[LazyboyEight]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02)

QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

I never said it was mine, did I?

Shame on you for assuming it was

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:28)

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02) QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. I never said it was mine, did I? Shame on you for assuming it was

You didn't exactly say "Oh, by the way, this isn't mine", did you? Ever heard the saying "credit where credit is due"? That was most certainly the case here.

[LazyboyEight]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:36)

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:28) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02) QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. I never said it was mine, did I? Shame on you for assuming it was You didn't exactly say "Oh, by the way, this isn't mine", did you? Ever heard the saying "credit where credit is due"? That was most certainly the case here.

I'll refer you to my forum name. Should give some insight

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:38)

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:36) QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:28) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02) QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. I never said it was mine, did I? Shame on you for assuming it was You didn't exactly say "Oh, by the way, this isn't mine", did you? Ever heard the saying "credit where credit is due"? That was most certainly the case here. I'll refer you to my forum name. Should give some insight

So you go through the effort of typing out the whole thing only to stumble upon your laziness when it comes to crediting the author?

And just so that I'm not going completely off-topic, this one from Stu gave me a bit of a laugh:

QUOTE (GTA_stu)

I was at a club, by that I mean a nightclub. It wasn't some youth club or after school club, I'd be one some kind of register if it was.

From here.

[fireguy109]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:45)

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:38) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:36) QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:28) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02) QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. I never said it was mine, did I? Shame on you for assuming it was You didn't exactly say "Oh, by the way, this isn't mine", did you? Ever heard the saying "credit where credit is due"? That was most certainly the case here. I'll refer you to my forum name. Should give some insight So you go through the effort of typing out the whole thing only to stumble upon your laziness when it comes to crediting the author?

That's the best part. Not only did he try pass it off as his own, he took the time to type it all out. If he was really that lazy he would have found it in a 5 second Google search and just posted the images, like I did. How long did it take you to type that out, old chap?

[GTA_stu]

QUOTE (Blitz)

QUOTE (shiva s @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:42) Yeah, Icarus is right. Once you turn 18, the only way your parents would find out is if you are covered under their private health insurance. That's so not what Icarus just said.

I don't know why but this tickled me just right. From the have a question topic.

[LazyboyEight]

QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:44)

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:45) QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:38) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:36) QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:28) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:02) QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:51) Bull sh*t. That dude stole that from TheOatmeal. I knew I had seen "saucy twat crumpet" somewhere before. @ LazyBoy: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. I never said it was mine, did I? Shame on you for assuming it was You didn't exactly say "Oh, by the way, this isn't mine", did you? Ever heard the saying "credit where credit is due"? That was most certainly the case here. I'll refer you to my forum name. Should give some insight So you go through the effort of typing out the whole thing only to stumble upon your laziness when it comes to crediting the author? That's the best part. Not only did he try pass it off as his own, he took the time to type it all out. If he was really that lazy he would have found it in a 5 second Google search and just posted the images, like I did. How long did it take you to type that out, old chap?

About a minute.

Also, for the fun of it

"I wasn't copying it, I was quoting it" - Annoying Childhood Friend

This post has been edited by LazyboyEight on Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:17

[Icarus]

From the what annoys you topic.

QUOTE (Moonshield @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 20:07)

I hate when people think it's acceptable to assault somebody because they annoy them.

[lzw3]

QUOTE (BRITLAND)

by virgin do you mean never kissed a girl or never had sex before?

From the 'You Virgin?' thread.

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 02:14)

"I wasn't copying it, I was quoting it" - Annoying Childhood Friend

LazyboyEight; the Annoying Childhood Friend's annoying childhood friend.

I saw this in the You Virgin? thread and for some unknown reason I laughed pretty hard.

QUOTE (Kifflom112)

Yes. Doesn't I don't have a life.

[Icarus]

From the South Africa mine shooting incident topic. I burst out laughing last night at this.

QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:11)

Apparently they didn't get the memo about never bringing a knife to a gun fight.

[lil weasel]

From Mission Help SA:

QUOTE (Skull316 @ Posted Saturday Aug 18 2012 05:20)

Mission: Up, Up, and Away [link] Notes: I allow anyone to use my weapons EXCEPT for my minigun.

[lzw3]

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 15:44)

From Mission Help SA: QUOTE (Skull316 @ Posted Saturday Aug 18 2012 05:20) Mission: Up, Up, and Away [link] Notes: I allow anyone to use my weapons EXCEPT for my minigun.

Precious.....

/Gollum voice

[Gtaghost22]

Post Edited

[gta3kuruma]

nothing wrong with the post, just a hilarious typing mistake

QUOTE

Well, thanks for your feedback people, and SmC12, i dont know how to ass masks  but hey i edited the first post..i talked wih the owner and thats the final!  Thx guys!

[theomenofficial]

GTA_stu

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This will be a discussion about when the male human gets happy and his doo-dah goes pointy, if you came for Korean elections then you're in the wrong place. Now I know it's strange to talk about, but it's something all men have to go through, and something we experience every day. Unless of course you're impotent in which case my condolences to you, and you may want to speak with Pele. So like, what's up with them? They're f*cking weird and annoying. I had a massive one just now for no reason whatsoever, and it just would not disappear or calm itself down. I needed to pee so bad, and it was practically pinned to my stomach. I couldn't physically get it anywhere near being at a 90* angle to my body without snapping the thing off. So I had to improvise and lean forward into a ski jumper pose and go for burst fire, which was incredibly uncomfortable, slightly painful and took a very long time. And I still manged to get it all over the wall and on the floor. It must have taken me 10 minutes to completely finish. They just arrive at the most annoying times, I had one at a wedding not long ago whilst we were eating dinner. Then everyone finished and we were supposed to be going into the next room for drinks and crap. My sister was thankfully seated next to me and on the pretext of acting gentlemanly I grabbed her purse and carried it for her. I did look a bit weird with it thrust right into my crotch, but it would have looked weirder without it there, especially with all the kids running around. It's always there in the morning, always, without fail. On numerous occasions I had a freezing cold flannel put on my chest/face by my parents because they thought I was being a lazy little sh*t and didn't want to go to school. When in actual fact I kept begging for another 5 minutes in bed because I didn't want them to be faced with their son's glans pointing at them in a threatening manner. They're obviously useful for procreation or stabbing a crouched man in the eye, but I wish they were more controllable. It's like having tourettes except instead of constant small ticks, you just have one massive prolonged outburst of "FUUUUUUUUCK" coming from your manhood. So rant away about how they annoy you, or tell of any embarrassing experiences you've had with them.

This post has been edited by theomenofficial on Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 20:27

[GTA_stu]

This post has been edited by GTA_stu on Saturday, Aug 18 2012, 21:44