[4 Bagger]

@Prometheus: It's astonishing how he has the same IQ as a ham sandwich. Some members on these forums these days actually make me laugh.

[fireguy109]

QUOTE (4 Bagger @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:54)

@Prometheus: It's astonishing how he has the same IQ as a ham sandwich. Some members on these forums these days actually make me laugh.

That is insulting to ham sandwiches everywhere. Aim lower. The IQ of a grain of sand, perhaps?

[lzw3]

QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 08:42)

QUOTE (4 Bagger @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:54) @Prometheus: It's astonishing how he has the same IQ as a ham sandwich. Some members on these forums these days actually make me laugh.  That is insulting to ham sandwiches everywhere. Aim lower. The IQ of a grain of sand, perhaps?

Dude, don't be so generous,

[RomansMoobs]

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QUOTE (skrillarilla @ Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 04:02) id like to be able to get a chainsaw and see an armored money truck so i can take the back off and take all the money instead of having to blow it up like in GTAIV coz u no u can totally cut the back of a armored truck open with a chainsaw

From the all genius wishlist topic.

[4 Bagger]

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Jimmy is a f*cking idiot. He won't be able to hack his way out of a wet paper bag

This was f*cking quality. Gave me a good laugh.

[Gtaghost22]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=520225&st=260

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listen nigguh i had enough of yo big ugly bald headed ass talking sh*t SHUTUP nigguh u faggot ass muhfuka u prolly one of dem bitch ass fools u dat be bouncin around in some tight ass hot pants like a bitch shutup fool

Obvious troll, made me laugh.

[RomansMoobs]

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A cat that follows you around, goes on missions with you, hops into your car and stuff.  The cat is always there and cannot be killed or otherwise got rid of, it's just ALWAYS with you. You also talk to it from time to time, but it doesn't reply, because it's a cat.

Best.
Idea.
Ever.

[Naomi]

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 09:22)

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=520225&st=260 QUOTE listen nigguh i had enough of yo big ugly bald headed ass talking sh*t SHUTUP nigguh u faggot ass muhfuka u prolly one of dem bitch ass fools u dat be bouncin around in some tight ass hot pants like a bitch shutup fool Obvious troll, made me laugh.

"be bouncin around in some tight ass hot pants"

Why can I not help but think this guy has latent 'guy in hot pants' fantasies?

He forgot to mention the great classics:
Master Chef moment of "get back in da kitchenz betch" or the Identification Procedure of "Boobz or get out" but he definitely gets a gold star for his hot pant fetish.

Oh that reminds me (sorta kinda totally unrelated but still kinda related). I just heard the best retort for "Suck my cock/p3n0r/phallus/dich/penis..etc":

"I would, but I have a fear of choking on small objects."

Well I thought it was funny.


Resume quoting friends and neighbours.

EDIT:
Here's a QN:

QUOTE (Waddy @ Thursday, Jul 12 2012, 22:46)

QUOTE (Mark @ Thursday, Jul 12 2012, 13:20) I miss the time there was actual beef among the different OGA gangs I miss when you had a cool user name.

Linkage

This post has been edited by Naomi on Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 08:05

[theomenofficial]

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Only if the NPCs have the chance to sexually assult the player. Imagine that. Hell no.

From the topic to sexually assault NPCs in GTA V.

[ryuclan]

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 09:04)

QUOTE Only if the NPCs have the chance to sexually assult the player. Imagine that. Hell no. From the topic to sexually assault NPCs in GTA V.

Oh my God...R*has please give us something lol.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

This guy apparently converted a f*cking nerd.

QUOTE (nuttzz @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 08:54)

QUOTE (-BLITZ- @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 11:27) Can you tell me what your trying to show here other than GRIM berretta and other weapons mods taken from gtainside ? Please, don't tell me you made them, plus you just don't come here to make a thread, to post a youtube link and leave it like that. From gta inside? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL get life, i converted f*cking nerd

[GTA_stu]

This topic is full of so many. First he creates a topic about vacation locations in D&D, then he only includes locations in North America, and his reason for putting it in D&D was that gen chat "doesn't allow for the creation of polls".

And without a shred of irony he writes this:

QUOTE (MIKON8ERISBACK)

QUOTE (SmC12 @ Friday, Aug 10 2012, 15:47) Nice to see you completely ignored the rest of the world.  I was going to add an "other" option, but I forgot in the midst of adding all the Canadian cities.

Edit: Just seen this one too, from the UFO topic: whoops sorry it was actually the reverse racism topic, although there are some good ones in the UFO topic too.

QUOTE (Sivispacem)

QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 01:30) sheepinize Nice portmanteau. You'd almost think it was a real word.

Even when he's slagging someone off he still manages to sound sophisticated.

This post has been edited by GTA_stu on Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 18:10

[Piperka]

QUOTE (goin-god)

QUOTE (mancl692 @ Saturday, Aug 11 2012, 02:16) I thought i saw a UFO once. But then I thought to my self, I live in NYC Its probably an airplane or helicopter lights. But the moving thing was silent so I didn't knew what it was. But I cant confirm it was a UFO It was an UFO. Because you can't identify it.

[TheGreatGig23]

From the Game Informer thread.

QUOTE (initium)

QUOTE (Masterfocker @ Sunday, Aug 12 2012, 20:43) Yeah, I should also believe that GTA 5 will come out in 2010 because a leak said so. Wait a minute... I've waited a minute... nothing happened You wait a minute!

I just love those last four words

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

QUOTE (zzcool @ Monday, Jul 23 2012, 15:27)

modding and cheating is like comparing criminals to lawn enforcement

[lzw3]

Nightwalker in the US, Australia, GB and Canada Relationships topic.

QUOTE (nightwalker83)

America is like a black-hole, everyone else is has to keep from being sucked in.

The grammar wasn't great but I get what he meant.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 19:03)

Nightwalker in the US, Australia, GB and Canada Relationships topic. QUOTE (nightwalker83) America is like a black-hole, everyone else is has to keep from being sucked in. The grammar wasn't great but I get what he meant.

To pick on someone for relatively small grammar mistakes is a little lame, your grammar wasn't exactly perfect all the time.

QUOTE (You.)

dat exactly what it it

My first post was horrible as well, they improved pretty quickly after that.

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Most people at the start f the game do the save glitch for gang wars (if they are trying to complete it without cheats). But has anyone else notice when you are in a gang war kill the enemies and they are absolutely covered in cash. Just a tip i would like to point out.

Most of us have had slip ups.

[lzw3]

QUOTE (finn4life @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 18:26)

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 19:03) Nightwalker in the US, Australia, GB and Canada Relationships topic. QUOTE (nightwalker83) America is like a black-hole, everyone else is has to keep from being sucked in. The grammar wasn't great but I get what he meant. To pick on someone for relatively small grammar mistakes is a little lame, your grammar wasn't exactly perfect all the time.

Mate, I didn't put it in quotable notables because if the bad grammar. I put it here because I like the quote and I agree with what he says. I wasn't having a go at Nightwalker.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 19:35)

QUOTE (finn4life @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 18:26) QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 13 2012, 19:03) Nightwalker in the US, Australia, GB and Canada Relationships topic. QUOTE (nightwalker83) America is like a black-hole, everyone else is has to keep from being sucked in. The grammar wasn't great but I get what he meant. To pick on someone for relatively small grammar mistakes is a little lame, your grammar wasn't exactly perfect all the time. Mate, I didn't put it in quotable notables because if the bad grammar. I put it here because I like the quote and I agree with what he says. I wasn't having a go at Nightwalker.

I know you didn't put it here because of grammar, but you made a bit of a tug at his grammar followed by , i was just tugging back.

[theomenofficial]

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