[Mr. Jago]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 18:32)

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 11:25) So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.

There should be a special ban called "Purgatory" where the only forum you can view is GTA V.

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 02:25)

QUOTE (wanderer89 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 17:59) What if chickens gave birth to pandas? What if freaking George Bush created wardrobes?

That bit right there! Jesus! That made me laugh so much. Love it. I don't blame him one bit for going crazy. I go in every once in a while to see what's going on and after five minutes of reading repetitive, nonsensical, whiny, pre-pubescent bullsh*t, I feel the need to leave before I end up hurting someone.

[fireguy109]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 19:57)

From markusizr's old member title: QUOTE (Markusizr's member title) ice and i was psycho and I always smoke cigarette with him Easily the worst English on GTAF.

Dude's got nothing on Michael Knight. His old posts are a treasure trove.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=650535

QUOTE

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[goin-god]

QUOTE (El Zilcho @ Sunday, Jun 10 2012, 17:23)

QUOTE (El_Diablo @ Friday, Jun 8 2012, 02:32) it's pretty sad. all they can do is wait for science to reveal ACTUAL truths and then they swoop in and attempt to ascribe these truths to their celestial dictator of choice. Believing in an Omnipotent Gods is akin to deliberately placing your faith in a "celestial North Korea" - an authoritarian, omnipresent dictatorship which expects you to love the Father and the Son. You're afforded free will, as long as you use it exactly as Generalissimo God states. Not very free, is it? How anyone could voluntarily believe and enjoy such a delusion in our modern times amazes me. Free yourselves.

QFT.

[shiva s]

From the topic If Gta V released on Your birthday?

QUOTE (niksun)

If its released on my birthday... Birthday CANCELLED!

He's one of the true fan of V

[finn4life]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 12:32)

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 11:25) So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.

That's a shame.

Seriously though, the V section isn't that bad, there are quite a few decent contributors there, plus i enjoy reading the crap and the speculation.

QUOTE (nightwalker83)

QUOTE (TriplePenetration) Hey there. Just today I went to a local shop and they had some neat Dell (ugh, I know) desktops with these specs: Intel i5-2400 3.10GHz 6GB RAM 500GB HDD (this doesn't matter to me) AMD 6400 series graphics card (it didn't say which one, but I assume it's a crap HD 6450) The rest must be some no-name stuff, can't remember it on top of my head. The thing is, this all goes for £299 and has 6-month warranty. I tried to look for something like this on internet, with my best find being one on overclockers.co.uk system configurator - the system turned out to be for £560 or so, which is almost the double and it actually had a HD 5450 instead. So, I thought before I buy this bargain PC, why not ask you guys if you got something better in your supplies. What's your budget?

Really? You really asked that?

[lzw3]

QUOTE (finn4life @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 18:01)

Seriously though, the V section isn't that bad, there are quite a few decent contributors there[...]

I can actually agree with that. The times that I have been adventurous and had a peek around I saw 2 or 3 very good and logical theories by Carl CJ Johnson's Brother Brian. He's quite a clever bloke actually.

[finn4life]

Quote of the day.

QUOTE (Goin-God)

QUOTE (GTA_Stu) QUOTE (Ryan) FYI people, it's a bot. No point in telling them to post elsewhere. Why would a bot need to buy children's shoes though? Bots have families too.

Are buying childrens shoes safe online?

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 01:14)

QUOTE (boyfromeast1) police cars and people talking with police or cars just runing overspeed and crashing or something it would give more color to a game , i just played saint row third and there was such a things it looks cool i think that needs to gta v to put Sometimes I find it very difficult to prevent myself from laughing at the sentences of the non-English speakers.

That's genius. I mean people talking to cars and running while overspeeding?!

Someone registered here just to say this.

QUOTE (xVPMxLEAD3R)

The leader of xVPMx quit xbox on August 7 2012. he might be back for gta v. "It took up my summer, im going to be gone for a long time but not forever."

Woah! No one saw that coming!

[theomenofficial]

QUOTE

Wow, I really believe this is real! I'm using all of my brainpower to figure it out! This is defiantely real. aim 100% certain there will be a GTA5 cover on next months Gaming magazine. Infact, we should all make sure we go out and buy copies of the magazine just to be sure! Who wants to start a camp-out waiting outside to buy nexts months issue! Might get fired from my job but it will be totally worth it!

Posted by Zee in the New revelations for GTA V topic.

This post has been edited by theomenofficial on Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 20:53

[ZDANZ96]

QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 00:25)

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 19:57) From markusizr's old member title: QUOTE (Markusizr's member title) ice and i was psycho and I always smoke cigarette with him Easily the worst English on GTAF. Dude's got nothing on Michael Knight. His old posts are a treasure trove. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=650535 QUOTE Hello A Gain    Haw To Create Pleasse GTA SA Player ped in 3d Max And Haw To Make it A texture Pleasse

That post makes me proud of my knowledge about English.

[Gtaghost22]

QUOTE

before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I never went to bed last night and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's f*cked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was reallykind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that Iaccidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so f*cking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy sh*t went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. WhenI saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to f*ck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with mySister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the cops, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud ofit or anything, but it was kind of an awesometime. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got reallybadly hurt in an accident. It was f*cked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever f*cking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up withmy friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Best Topic ..EVER

[lzw3]

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 17:04)

Best Topic ..EVER

Hahaha. Funniest thread. How'd u dig that up?

[NateShaw92]

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 08:04)

QUOTE -OP post in said topic- Best Topic ..EVER

refer to lzw3's current avatar for my reaction. (mind blown)

[4 Bagger]

QUOTE (Spinach @ May 22 2010, 19:59)

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to f*ck her brains out.

QUOTE

go ahead, put your lil darth vader cock in her

This actually made me laugh a lot. What the f*ck.

[Gtaghost22]

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 07:31)

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 17:04) Best Topic ..EVER Hahaha. Funniest thread. How'd u dig that up?

Reading old topics is one of my hobbies when i'm bored.
i just stumbled upon this one yesterday and i found it pretty hilarious

[Mockage]

Haha this is a good one.

QUOTE (goin-god @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 13:33)

QUOTE (Vercetti27 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 14:28) diarrhea You are just mad because you lost control of it.

[Gtaghost22]

From this Topic:
Why GTAForums members are dicks?

QUOTE

Ok, so before anyone will post insults and other things meant to harm me in any way, I just wanna ask: What makes gtaforums.commembers so retarded and ignorant? Uncle Donnie was toorough on you when you were 5? Mommy sleeps with a guy you hate more than your last dad? Your gaming system is a low end PCmade by cheap parts and it freezes wheneveryou want to play a decent game? No matter how hard you try, you only get a date in Second Life or GTA, and even there you use trainers and cheat codes 'cause no one wants to date your sorry ass? Does your avatar really show your true personality, or you just like to act tough? Does your life makes any sense since you post topics on how broken hearted you are since your best pal is banging your ex? Do you use this forum to get date advices and homework hints? Do you still live with your parents? Do you have a job and your own place to stayor just dream about that and keep repeating to yourself you're not a loser? Did your dad beat you a lot? Did he fingered you? Made you wear funny skirts? Does your nickname is GTA3kuruma or Robinski? Do you hate me because I always say the truth?

Thank god he got banned, what a douche.

[4 Bagger]

QUOTE (MosquitoSmasher @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 21:39)

Yeah it's like we dont already have enough nonsense threads. It's not like these newcomers don't know, they do it on purpose, and for what reason? Sigh...f*ck knows.

QUOTE (MartinJ)

Youre calling me a cow? I assume you are a 50 year old pedofile still living with there parents eating 9000000 pounds of sh*t everyday.

MartinJ is the one who made the sh*t spam topic in the first place and he is the one getting upset. He joined today and should be banned today,

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (4 Bagger @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 21:48)

QUOTE (MosquitoSmasher @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 21:39) Yeah it's like we dont already have enough nonsense threads. It's not like these newcomers don't know, they do it on purpose, and for what reason? Sigh...f*ck knows. QUOTE (MartinJ) Youre calling me a cow? I assume you are a 50 year old pedofile still living with there parents eating 9000000 pounds of sh*t everyday. MartinJ is the one who made the sh*t spam topic in the first place and he is the one getting upset. He joined today and should be banned today,

It's astonishing how he came to the conclusion of calling him a cow.