[TheGreatGig23]

Sometimes, venturing into the V section has its upsides.

Replying to something strange someone noticed about the clouds in the V trailer:

QUOTE (Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian)

I already noticed it but now it jump me into my eyes

That's some serious mind-warping stoner talk.

[4 Bagger]

EDIT: Oh forget it. My quote tags aren't working for some reason....

[NateShaw92]

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 09:50)

This post deserve to stay in the thread. QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 01:01) Only part I agree with you in any way is this: But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off. Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does. Also, the pink text really sets it off.

You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual.
The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

This post has been edited by NateShaw92 on Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 21:30

[*MURDOC*]

Quotable Notables thread.

Not "bitch because somebody quoted me" thread.

[ryuclan]

QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 21:22)

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 09:50) This post deserve to stay in the thread. QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 01:01) Only part I agree with you in any way is this: But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off. Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does. Also, the pink text really sets it off. You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual. The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

Jesus Christ...

[GTA_stu]

QUOTE (4 Bagger)

Man I can't wait for this 100m final. I can't decide if Bolt or Black will win. It should be a cracker.

Misspells "Blake" in a clearly racially motivated move, then offends white people whilst at the same time wanting them to win even though there are no white people in the final.

I'm joking, of course he didn't mean it that way. I still found it funny though.

[Killjoy2022]

QUOTE

Roads? In a video game where you drive? It can't be... Locked

Ryan's reply to a guy who found a road in the GTA V trailer.

topic

[sivispacem]

QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:22)

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 09:50) This post deserve to stay in the thread. QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 01:01) Only part I agree with you in any way is this: But when you have a bunch of gay people running around screaming they are gay and everyone should respect them really pisses me off. Just the other day there were these three gay men getting all up in my face about their sexuality. Oh wait, that didn't happen and never does. Also, the pink text really sets it off. You have completely taken my quote out of f*cking context, read on. I think you deliberately did that cos you are just that kind of person, either that or you are bloody ignorant. You don't strike me as ignorant or stupid so I can only deduce that you are a spiteful individual. The pink was to differentiate it form the rest as I was quoting someone, I thought a quote tag unnecessary as the words were already in the quote above my post.

Please extract the baton from your rectum. Tell me, why would I be spiteful towards you? You're just some anonymous member with an anonymous posting history, exactly why would I select you as a target of some kind? I merely quoted (verbatim I may add) a section of your post that I found funny, principally because you decided rather than using quotes to highlight what someone else had said with regards to the behaviour of homosexuals, you though a fetching pink colouring would be better suited to the occasion. I can only wholeheartedly apologise if you think my statement was an attempt to make you look homophobic- it was nothing of the sort and I am concerned about your ability to understand basic sentences, syntax and structure if you think such. I also find the idea that any real proportion of homosexuals revel in getting in people's face about their sexuality quite laughable. Ergo, me quoting it.

To preserve the integrity of the thread-

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 00:00)

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:19) I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance. Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8.

[Robinski]

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 08:52)

I can only wholeheartedly apologise if you think my statement was an attempt to make you look homophobic- it was nothing of the sort and I am concerned about your ability to understand basic sentences, syntax and structure if you think such.

Nah, he managed that all by himself.

[4 Bagger]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:50)

QUOTE (4 Bagger) Man I can't wait for this 100m final. I can't decide if Bolt or Black will win. It should be a cracker. Misspells "Blake" in a clearly racially motivated move, then offends white people whilst at the same time wanting them to win even though there are no white people in the final. I'm joking, of course he didn't mean it that way. I still found it funny though.

Oh my f*cking god. I didn't even notice that. I'm surprised I haven't had any hate for that. Ooops....


Yeah lets make that clear for everyone else, that was a typo and wasn't meant racially at all.

[Vercetti27]

your going to find a photo of you hugging a black man AND a white man to dispell the racism claim 4Bagger....

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (vanessadtf @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 21:43)

hey modders, i can prove it to you & only you that im not GTAboywonder. if you look in gen chat you can see that i made a new topic to introduce myself. at first people were being nice but then they made crude jokes about me. GTAboywonder is a friend of mine, he introduced me to this site and told me about the things you can do. i signed up on his computer and got started. then everything happened. he doesnt know yet, but when he does it'll make him feel bad. please if you find in your heart to unban him, please do. thanks. PROOF: that is actually me, i swear. my name is vanessa and im actually a girl, but the guys who 'taunted' me were being jerks and started saying either sexist jokes, or sexual jokes. again, thanks.

She can't decide if he is her friend or her brother.

QUOTE (RadioIsotope @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 10:40)

bitch you ugly. u ain't gettin no account back mmmmhmmmm. yew str8 trippin ho

[Icarus]

I prefer the response right after that.

QUOTE (RadioIsotope @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 10:40)

bitch you ugly. u ain't gettin no account back mmmmhmmmm. yew str8 trippin ho

[deepthroatgta6]

Oh I just added that reply in an edit but seems that you were faster.

[4 Bagger]

QUOTE (OnePiece @ Oct 27 2008, 07:40)

QUOTE (Svip @ Oct 27 2008, 09:06) QUOTE (angrybanana5000 @ Oct 27 2008, 00:05) Welcome to GTAForums. Don't go in the basement. Anyways, welcome, just don't go to the attic. Thats where slamman is

I found this in the very first topic I made. I've never seen this post before and I nearly p*ssed myself...

[NateShaw92]

QUOTE (darthYENIK @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 07:35)

Very exciting stuff.  I watched it live, and the moment the guy said, "touchdown confirmed", was just awe inspiring. Hopefully they'll find those pesky prothean ruins.

[lzw3]

From markusizr's old member title:

QUOTE (Markusizr's member title)

ice and i was psycho and I always smoke cigarette with him

Easily the worst English on GTAF.

[TheGreatGig23]

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 09:52)

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 00:00) QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:19) I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance. Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8.

I hadn't even seen this I used to like Audi's, especially the R8. Now though, it feels as if they have all been violated by Stu's warped literature.

QUOTE (boyfromeast1)

police cars and people talking with police or cars just runing overspeed and crashing or something it would give more color to a game , i just played saint row third and there was such a things it looks cool i think that needs to gta v to put

Sometimes I find it very difficult to prevent myself from laughing at the sentences of the non-English speakers.

[Gtaghost22]

From this topic:

QUOTE (wanderer89 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 17:59)

What if chickens gave birth to pandas? What if freaking George Bush created wardrobes? Who the f*ck cares, threads like this are f*cking pointless. Ban me, I couldn't give a f*ck, threads like this deserve to burn, along with the rest of the trolltastic bell ends that create bollocks among bollocks cluttering the f*cking forum up, it's supposed to be for news and helpful things, not sh*t like this.

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

[lzw3]

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Tuesday, Aug 7 2012, 11:25)

So many newbs in the V section, poor guy is sick of it

I don't even dare venture out into GTA V anymore.