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Quotable Notables @ GTAF Mark VI
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finn4life  |
 Posted: Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 11:00
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OG
Group: Members
Joined: Jan 31, 2010
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The next few are from - Quotes that won't get you laid Stalking old posts. QUOTE (makeshyft @ @Monday, Nov 10 2008, 12:55
) | I bet you'd struggle if I choked you a little.
No, wait... I still got laid after that. |
QUOTE (Sweets @ Nov 10 2008, 14:03
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Speak for yourself dick.
I happen to think that rape is pretty awesome. |
Couldn't help but find that one chuckleable ^ | QUOTE (slamman @ Nov 10 2008, 15:05) | It's edgy and cool... I saw two sim rape videos online, and I wasn't searching for that, it just is out there when looking at adult content... the big question was what was simulated or actual filming of a rape? I couldn't really tell in one instance, another looked like it was planned. Two were Japanese vids, the other clearly had an American porno actor in it. I believe it was TT Boy.
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deepthroatgta6  |
Posted: Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 15:31
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Later
Group: Members
Joined: Jul 19, 2011
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| QUOTE (SL1DE @ Monday, Jul 30 2012, 13:09) | | QUOTE (Th3MaN1 @ Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 17:55) |
TO BE CONTINUED...
NOTE:Please do not post in this topic until it has been completed! |
Oops!  |
That guy was posting a 4 post OP and he oops-ed in between. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=518773GT-1 has him now. One more.. | QUOTE (Girish @ Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 21:01) | | QUOTE (Jimmy_Leppard @ Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 20:23) | I've got an unusual, but ''just-in-case'' question. What is the best temperature to keep a box of condomes in? I know stuff like food etc. tend to spoil on high temperatures, so I just wanna be sure.. It's obvious I can't keep it in a fridge, but is it OK if I keep it in my room in a drawer or something?
Thanks. |
One doesn't need "condomes" to jack off. Elementary, my dear Jimmy. |
 This post has been edited by deepthroatgta6 on Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 15:41
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| Piperka |
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 07:34
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Big Homie
Group: Andolini Mafia Family
Joined: Apr 11, 2009
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| QUOTE (Mainland Marauder @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 07:26) | | QUOTE (GTAction99 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 01:12) | Why is this stupid thread still open?   |
Because you can still post in it.
Think - what's a post on an Internet forum, exactly? To you, it's letters formed into words that ostensibly have a meaning. But to a computer, it's an enormous line of ones and zeros. These ones and zeros that go through the series of tubes from the servers to your computer, which processes them into what we read.
And it is a metaphor of life and perception. Everything is a line of ones and zeros. Do you know why unicorns don't exist? That's because nothing actually exists - fact - and existence is only an abstract concept in one's mind.
As such, if you would like this thread closed, think it - picture it in your head - and don't post. Deny those tubes an extra serving of ones and zeros and don't pull the topic up. It might as well then not exist to you. |
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061536976
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| blitz |
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 23:08
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what
Group: Andolini Mafia Family
Joined: Mar 13, 2011
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| QUOTE (Tommy. @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 16:50) | | QUOTE (ZDANZ96 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 01:52) | Ah MURDOC, you look so sexy that I want to give my special candy donut to you.  |
Your an idiot 
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| lzw3 |
Posted: Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 23:41
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16 5 5™
Group: Members
Joined: Aug 19, 2011
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| QUOTE (Me) | Murdoc looks like a pirate lmao.| QUOTE (Murdoc) | Looks like?
I am a pirate. |
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| Method |
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Group: Zaibatsu
Joined: Aug 1, 2011
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Yes to more out of context quotes!| QUOTE (Graven @ Friday, Aug 3 2012, 19:35) | | Stroked the P, so You can see it. |
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| ryuclan |
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 18:55
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Maybe I'll Stay awhile
Group: Leone Family Mafia
Joined: Apr 10, 2007
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| QUOTE (shiva s @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 15:08) | | QUOTE (sivispacem @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 15:01) | A gem here from Shiva S, whilst discussing crying in "Have a Question".
| QUOTE (shiva s @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 15:55) | | QUOTE | | What's the evolutionary purpose ? |
Nothing. You just cry when you're upset levels of cortisol and other stress hormones build up in your system. This hormones are later expelled as tear ducts. |
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Well, I made a mistake which goin god corrected later. |
Good thing someone did. Wouldnt want anyone to actually believe that bull excrement |
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| LazyboyEight |
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 20:09
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stfu
Group: Members
Joined: Jun 27, 2012
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| QUOTE (some random gay guy wanting to turn GTA into homosexual porn with bright pink cars with a penis ornament on the hood) | Me and my bestest mate Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian just talked about this matter and we both agreed that there should be more gay bars in the Grand Theft Auto series. Me and Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian are both members of the big sunshine community of LGBT-people, and we think that gay bars should be more welcomed in the GTA-series. We are also worried and offended by the homophobic vibe that we have been seeing in the gtaforums.
Our suggestion is that the gta-playing LGBT community should not have to take this homphobic attitude anymore, and the homophobic slurs thrown around by R* and here in the gtaforums should be put to an end, once and for all.
We only saw gay bars in VCS (whitch was a letdown because it didnt play a bigger role in the game), and a small bar in TBOGT. We feel that the amount of gay bars and full frontal male nudity should be significantly increased, because as of this moment R* are not taking the LGBT community seriously, and that is offending us.
So me and Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian thought that it would be a good idea to start a petition for more gay bars in GTA V. So far we only have 3 names, but im hoping to see support from here.
Petition:
runkkari203
Carl CJ Johnsons Brother Brian
bud23
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this made me laugh so hard GUYS IF YOUR GAME DOESN'T CONTAIN LOTS OF PINK VEINY PENISES AND GAY BARS WITH GAY GROUP SEX THEN YOU ARE OFFENDING ME AND THE REST OF MY GAYLINGS. WE MUST ACT NOW AND RISE UP, AND ALL ME HOMOSEXUALS, BECAUSE IT IS NATURAL AND THE HUMAN RACE WILL ADVANCE WITHOUT UNNATURAL STRAIGHT SEX. RISE UP! HUZZAH! This post has been edited by LazyboyEight on Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 20:14
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I know I wouldn't.
