[something_else]

This one gave me a chuckle. From the Guess the GTAForums Member thread, obviously.

QUOTE (Icarus @ Friday, Jun 15 2012, 14:26)

[1] Was banned and unbanned in recent months. [2] Best friends with Slamman. [3] Recently rejected from The Connection (and other official gangs) on the grounds that he's a complete and utter knob. This one is pretty easy.

[Icarus]

Oh you.

Since Slamtard was kind enough to send me a PM, I figured his initial PM and my response and his rebuttal would be appropriate. Enjoy.

QUOTE (Slamman @ Friday, Jun 15 2012, 10:54)

QUOTE (Icarus @ Friday, Jun 15 2012, 16:53) QUOTE (Slamman @ Friday, Jun 15 2012, 09:50) He's no knob, if you're smart, you'd know Mike is as well. He's a tech IT, you don't get a job like that not knowing something For a smart ass, you're certainly an ASS Did I not tell you a few months ago to not PM me, retard? You really are dense. Suggestion: get a life and stop bothering people via PM. Find something constructive to do with your life. Hell, pick up a job application at a local McDonalds. Regards, Icarus P.S. Piss off. Same here, piss off from me

[EDIT] Damn quote tags.

This post has been edited by Icarus on Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 01:55

[Gareth Croke]

QUOTE (Robinski @ Jun 17 2012, 13:28)

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 11:20) Why are McDonalds people are so disrespected here? Because Campbells are far superior. F*cking islanders.

If I was eating at the time, my monitor would be covered... in Burger King.

[Original Light]

@Gareth Croke:

This one was also funny:

QUOTE (Girish @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 05:29)

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 16:50) Why are McDonalds people are so disrespected here? Because my large fries are the same quantity as medium fries. f*ckin' assholes.

[blitz]

Not sure if this has been posted before, but sweet Jesus.



Click for full HD.

[Mockage]

Hey, at least he's got a point with the part about iPhones.

[Adler]

I'd have to agree because otherwise I'm a f*cking idiot.

[Typhus]

QUOTE (Anuj)

QUOTE (Demarest) And anuj, you're even worse. The fact that you're two-faced aside, what we see here is you getting upset with people to the point of name-calling (first grade antics) because somebody doesn't look like you, act like you, think like you, dress like you, etc. There's an AWFUL lot of people on this planet to be that poorly adjusted. Hint: Individuality is a GOOD thing. It's how we thrive as a society. It's here, like it or not. Why would you want everybody to be the same anyways? That would be boring. You wouldn't be able to get your kicks and e-high fives for flaming despite it being against the rules and your being in a position of authority. I know how much you've come to depend on that Alright, pull up your chair. It's time to vent. I've got my concealed carry license, and yet I've never even had a second look from a cop, who knew I was carrying or not. I've been pulled over multiple times with firearms in tow and I've never gotten any flack about it. You got pulled over because you got twin Bersa .380s (You poor f*ck) sticking out of your f*cking clown pants that are held up by suspenders you probably got at Walmart. All this occurred while you were at your pizza delivery job. You're 30 f*cking years old and you're slinging pies while wearing at outfit that you look like you robbed from a homeless clown. You're pathetic on every level, and simply because you've garnered 30,000 posts on the internet doesn't change that. You're going to die a failure because you lived as a failure, and your fifteen minutes of fame are OVER. Now you can crawl back into your hole in the middle of f*cking nowhere and go back to romancing girls over the internet, you f*cked up sack of sh*t. I don't give a f*ck if a person doesn't walk, talk, or act like me. But just because you can walk down the street with a 12" dildo up your ass doesn't mean you SHOULD, you perverted f*ck. You can talk all you want about class and appropriate solutions to a problem, but we keep coming back to the fact that a sturdy gun belt is going to ALWAYS be more effective than spending cash on suspenders. Oh, wait! You f*cking work for Dominos, I f*cking forget to adjust my opinion for your level of income. Wait a tic, here we go: Okay Danny, forget the suspenders. Just fold some cardboard into a general holster shape and stick your twin Bersas in there. You want to throw sociology arguments into there? Hold up, I'm going to go read up on my Marxism and throw irrelevant arguments into this bitch right here. Now we come to the main reason that you're the only person I've ever not met in real life and yet I still manage to despise the fact that you're allowed to live and breathe the same air as me: You're f*cked up in the head seven ways from Sunday, you take everything that could even slightly be considered an affront to you and turn it into a persecution complex, and you're annoying enough that I'm spending more than five minutes typing this at 3:40am when I'm already drunk, tired, and f*cking annoyed from having spent time at a REAL job for over 10 hours. You can talk all you want about me being a douchebag because I'm in a position of authority, but let's pause for a second. I've ALWAYS been a dick. You know this because of your white knight internet female defense. You banned me right at the time of GTA:SA's release because I was making fun of some girl. Then you taunted me in the thread because I couldn't respond. You think I'm two faced? You must be dumber than your job description implies, because I've hated you as long as I've f*cking known you. If I could, I'd tell you this to your face but I don't because I don't want to have to carry two guns into your poor ass neighborhood and then get put up on f*cking COURTTV showing how the Man made me his bitch. I don't give a f*ck if ZERO people on this forum like me. I would be cool with that for the simple reason that I've never been so much as REPRIMANDED for my behavior on the forums. Every time I made a mistake, I apologized and made it right. You on the other hand, got made a moderator, and then were not only demoted, but outright f*cking BANNED over a controversy where you "allegedly" gave girls karma is exchange for what we'll refer to as "e-highfives". The best thing you could possibly do with the rest of your life is commit suicide in a clean way so that whoever has to clean it up doesn't have to waste much effort on you. Also, you're a dick.

[El Zilcho]

^ That's a f*cking intensely effective burn right there.

[Original Light]

@Typhus:

Where's that from? If you could link it to me, it would be greatly appreciated.

[OchyGTA]

Daym! Anuj destroyed that guy. I wonder what the "e-highfives" were...

[sonnyBlack]

Mother of god... that burn.... it burns.




Anyway, obligatory quote, but one I also found funny:

QUOTE (Gareth Croke @ Saturday, Jun 16 2012, 09:09)

The best party I've ever been to was disgusting, as there was folk p*ssing and sh*tting everywhere and nobody ever tried to come and clean it up, there was also sick on a couple of occasions.  Food and drink were sprayed all over the place folk were running all over the place, tables, chairs, plant pots, glasses, ornaments, everything was thrown everywhere and getting smash and broken and there was screaming and shouting, crying, hugging and kissing, total f*cking chaos. I'll never forget my first birthday party.

[Butters 2011]

QUOTE (Original Light @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 19:47)

@Typhus: Where's that from? If you could link it to me, it would be greatly appreciated.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1057809364

Google is your friend.

God I miss them days.

@Ochy...no doubt some pictures from certain female members on here.

@blitz...that guy was a complete and utter douche, think it got put in here as soon as he posted it.

[DP Man]

QUOTE

You Dawg Slam!

I laughed

[illegal_luggage]

I haven't seen Slamman post in a while as it's been a bit more quieter than usual especially in the tech chat. I miss his advice on Windows 98 and ten year old processors

The bottom quote is by HOLDMYBALLSBACK

QUOTE (Chickenwing @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 23:38)

I joined to find info and discussion but since there's nothing I take the piss and post utter poo

QUOTE

its like coming home for me, this forum is where i belong.

[deepthroatgta6]

Slamman is temp-banned since a month I guess.

QUOTE (HOLDMYBALLSACK @ Monday, Jun 18 2012, 05:24)

QUOTE (Butters 2011 @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 23:51) QUOTE (HOLDMYBALLSACK @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 23:42) QUOTE (GTA1 @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 23:39) QUOTE (HOLDMYBALLSACK @ Monday, Jun 18 2012, 00:13) where can i buy some hash in the UK? Aren't you about 12? born 10 July 1990 so i am 2 months older than you bro, respect ur elders. (just kidding i KID I KID) Does it not slightly embarass you when younger people are more mature? im mentally challenged

[goin-god]

That explains why he has been bothering people on PM's. f*ck you Slamman.

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Thursday, Mar 15 2012, 02:27)

QUOTE (GTAfanatic136 @ Wednesday, Mar 14 2012, 19:29) Two scientists walk into a bar, and the first scientist orders a glass of H2O (water). The second scientist also orders a glass of H2O too. The second scientist dies. Why? H2O2 is CARBON MONOXIDE! Your joke looks cool. but it 'doesn't hold Water' Your thinking of CO the gas. QUOTE Hydrogen peroxide (hydrogen dioxide) is a water molecule with an extra oxygen atom. Hydrogen peroxide (French: Eau Oxygenee) was first reported by the French chemist Louis-Jacques Thenard in 1818. Our upper atmosphere contains an ozone layer. Unstable ozone (03) gives up its extra atom of oxygen to falling rainwater to form hydrogen peroxide (H202). In 1863 Meissner proved its presence in rain water collected during thunderstorms and has been corroborated by other research. Hydrogen peroxide is a naturally occurring compound found in nature (oceans, lakes, rivers, rain and snow) and in all life forms. The human body creates and uses hydrogen peroxide (free radicals) to destroy harmful bacteria, viruses, and fungi.

Typical lil weasel

[goin-god]

He is right, carbon monoxide is CO.

[ryuclan]

QUOTE (blitz @ Sunday, Jun 17 2012, 18:46)

*snip

Lol! What is he twelve?



Also lmao at how he says trayvon martin deserved to die "check out his facebook picturrs and tell me he didnt deserve to die"

This post has been edited by ryuclan on Monday, Jun 18 2012, 13:09