[Naomi]

QUOTE (ghost of delete key @ Oct 1 2010, 20:57)

QUOTE (κενιη @ Jun 12 2010, 01:40) You need laid. Good to see you back home again, Naomi.

Good to be back home friend.
Was that quote a special subliminal message just for me? You saucey minx.

[Cheat]

QUOTE (Otter @ Sep 26 2010, 03:57)

I like Cheat.

'Nuff said.

[meta187]

QUOTE (ghost of delete key @ Oct 1 2010, 10:57)

QUOTE (κενιη @ Jun 12 2010, 01:40) You need laid. Good to see you back home again, Naomi.

Yes, without the occasional random tug and hard slap across the face, I've really been beside myself this entire time.

Welcome back.

This post has been edited by meta187 on Saturday, Oct 2 2010, 04:47

[Naomi]

Heya Meta.

Come on peeps, keep the quotes coming.
Here we are now. Entertain us.

[Wreckless Jake]

Damn, without the search feature this is impossible to find some classic quotes.

[Naomi]

It's kind of hit and miss, granted. But you can come across somes pearls on the fly.

[Naomi]

Tennis anyone?

QUOTE (AreXi @ Sep 1 2010, 23:51)

QUOTE (Rennie- @ Sep 1 2010, 15:37) QUOTE (AreXi @ Sep 1 2010, 13:32) QUOTE (Rennie- @ Sep 1 2010, 15:21) and FYI my testicles descended about 5 months ago What the f*ck? is gtaf full of nonce's? can you get off the topic of my balls any time soon? You just... don't keep on talking about your balls when someone throws a joke about them. You just don't. Doesn't work like that.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1060108382

This post has been edited by Naomi on Friday, Oct 1 2010, 15:46

[02fishera]

This is in the V? forum. Its not funny, just plain moronic:

QUOTE (IRH1995@Oct 01 2010 @ 04:59)

R* will definitely in trouble if they still produce crappy games like GTA IV!!! Where the f*ck is the second version of SA?

[Piperka]

QUOTE

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showforum=239

[ghost of delete key]

QUOTE (Wreckless Jake @ Oct 1 2010, 11:33)

Damn, without the search feature this is impossible to find some classic quotes.

how so? its just a standard Google search confined to GTAF now. I used it to find kevin's original post for the link in the quote above.

QUOTE (Naomi)

Was that quote a special subliminal message just for me? You saucey minx.

Ermm... do ya want it to be?
Actually it's just funny Pittsburgh grammar, and one of TPs favorite devices to use on Connection.

[Lethal Nizzle]

QUOTE (Logob)

I have a pet mushroom. His name is Harold.

Legen-dary.

[!!GameCH33TA!!]

Pretty sure this has been posted in the past 5 Quotable Notables, so why not keep up the trend? It is still f*cking hilarious:

QUOTE (Vegas)

Listen here you little faggoty piece of flaming excrement

Damn, can't remember the rest of it now that i think about it. Someone else finish it?

[*MURDOC*]

QUOTE (junkie2115 @ Oct 5 2010 @ 10:55)

QUOTE (Canoxa @ Oct 5 2010 @  05:27) Wait, you kiddos are considering Hannah Montana just for some trophies?  Yes. and because of my Obession for her ^_^. im a 15 year old who loves Miley alot. I have all her Songs on my PS3 and i have "Photoshopped Naked Pictures of her" haha. every Trophy i get goes up on my Facebook soo yeah. I would get Lolz up the arse.

Sooooooooo yeah.

Yeah.

[Blizzard14]

QUOTE (Dr.Killa)

so ya, it takes place in san andreas...and a little bit remodled theres now a NASA space station with a rocket that launches every couple in-game days. if you manage to steal the rocket and break the shuttle off before it reaches space (where you intantly die) you caan fly it around. new "gang": ku klux klan. dont worry, no racist slurs. they just say "I HATE YOUR KIND" they are armed with shot guns cause they are rednecks theres also NASCAR tournaments that go on. (warning kkk hangs out here) if you Can manage to steal NASCAR, you will be happy cause they are the fastest also i thought of these new warning system 1-6 are same in previous games (except gta4) 6 star: instead of rhinos, there are now real tanks (which drive kinda mid speed) and hard to turn, but you cant get busted since the openening is on top. also there is an armored train. if you are by a train station, you better leave because the amored train will shoot at you and bomb you. 7 star: US navy. they come in giant frigates. the ships also launch hydras, and the ships will shoot missles at you (if you are by water) 8 star: nuclear bomb. there will be a time warning, if you dont hide, you will die. the bomb will explode the entire area your at (if your in los santos, say goodbye to it) 9 star: the angels. god decides that you are un-stoppable, so last resort. he sends down an army of angels. they shoot at you with homing arrows that kill u in one hit. you must go the church and get the sword of death that satan activates to kill them. if you kill 10, god makes a daring deal with satan and they team up to stop YOU. 10 star: the omen when this happens, the entire screen will turn red and move in slow motion (but the omen can move ine extreme speed still). the omen will apear and slash you. it is a one hit kill, so this may be near impossible. go back to the church and change the sword the sword of light to kill him. 11 star: explosion of earth. god decides to explode the earth. this happens near instantly, so you must get a space shuttle FAST. 12 star: alien army. army of aliens await you and shoot you down instantly. near impossible to survive.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=406340&hl=
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QUOTE

Hey peeps my name is greg long AKA Gtavice  My mom will let me stay homr from skool one day if I get enough people to say yes its reasonable for such a game like this or there doing it so please reply Me and my ps2 thank you for the help youcould bring! now start repyling to help

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=60002&st=0

This post has been edited by Blizzard14 on Thursday, Oct 7 2010, 00:04

[NickRad]

I'm starting up a new gang. The primary reason for this is when I look at all these gang threads my brain gets very confused and I don't know what the hell I'm looking at. I think I'm watching a movie or applying for a job, or reading a 1000 page novel.My gang's main purpose will be to follow people around without shooting them. Just follow them constantly. we can follow them until they kill us, then get a chopper and hover directly over them for the entire game.Or if that doesn't work for you, my gang will be a suicide clan. We will walk around with grenades, run up to people and blow ourselves up. Or we will shoot car tires until they burn and light ourselves on fire.Or we can be a motion impeding clan. we will block roads and try to keep players from moving around.Or if none of that works we can kill people the old fashion way I guess.this is for xbox

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=453977

This post has been edited by NickRad on Thursday, Oct 7 2010, 02:36

[Ryan]

QUOTE (Pico)

I've had even old women almost offering to give me a f*cking blow job over the phone

Seems Andy is a real ladies man.

[makeshyft]

QUOTE (WidowMaker @ Oct 4 2010, 05:29)

QUOTE (κενιη @ Oct 4 2010, 00:26) QUOTE (WidowMaker @ Oct 3 2010, 18:50) I don't have a f*cking clue as to who Craig, Chris, Bob or whatever is. So I just see them as "random asshole" which actually simplifies the whole process. Yeah...kinda ironic that when most people see your name and can't help but think "Hey look, its a whining asshole." That is ironic, Kevin.

[Useless Dave]

QUOTE (Blizzard14 @ Oct 1 2010, 05:23)

QUOTE It'll start with this, and then suddenly my father will die, to which then I will be placed in the care of my mother, whom you shall meet one day on the town, small talk here and there as you ask her what is the best brand of shampoo to buy for your damaged hair that is both dry and somewhat wavy, an odd combination, she will recommend you a nice shampoo that is refreshing to the hair, also doubles as a conditioner for occasional tangles, and smells of green apples, your favourite. And then what? You'll say thanks, and you'll smile, and introduce yourself, she will do so too, few minutes of small talk later, you will ask her for her number, she will hesitate but then give you it, she will come home telling me she met a nice man at the store today and that he is supposed to give her a call later, you will call, and you will both have a nice time, you ask her out saturday, you go out to a nice coffee shop, and eventually to better places as you grow emotionally to the point where you're both always thinking about eachother and eventually you both give in deciding you're both made for eachother, and you propose. Then a wedding takes place, white everywhere, you will stand there in your tux, you will get married, mum's the word after that, and soon you will ruin my life by constantly calling me 'HURR MY USELESS STEPSON DAVE' every time we meet someone. And that simply cannot happen Forgot who wrote that, but im sure it was someone from here.

Right 'ere, son.

[Slynke]

QUOTE (Typhus @ Oct 7 2010, 04:06)

I have woken up many times and had blood all over me. It's been happening ever since I was a child. ..And don't let the blood freak you out, grow accustomed to the taste of it and how it looks on you, and you should be fine. All my matresses and quilts look like a Baghdad ballroom. But one simply gets used to it.

This guy..

[nerner]

See here for examples of group retardation.

Wasn't going to repost the first few posts since they are just obviously spam...