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lil weasel  
Posted: Tuesday, May 22 2012, 12:14
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I've heard (before the turn of the century) That Animals and Insects in overpopulated habitats 'go homo' so why not the Human Animal too? Apparently the God figure designed life that way?
Here is just one article:
QUOTE (Kristen Bowen @ September 6 11:04 PM)
Columbus Pet Care Examiner Homosexual animals? Research says it is true
Recent recearch proves that animals of all species (including insects and birds) can exhibit homosexual behavior, even when exposed to the opposite sex. It is most often exhibited when same-sex animals are placed alone with one another. However, in the studies, male animals have been observed mounting other males even when females in heat are available, according to studies conducted at the University of California (Riverside) and in Oahu, Hawaii. Females (this particular study followed sheep) have also been known to "sneak" and form sexual alliances with other females; the motivation appears to be raising their young together. Biology experts at the Columbus Zoo have observed this behavior as well; they say it is quite common in bonobos and manatees, as well as in insects and birds.

So the question is, what purpose does this homosexual behavior serve for the perpetuation of their species? None, since same sexes are unable to procreate. Apparently it is "natural," just as exhibited in humans. Either you "are" or you "are not." That comment may raise some eyebrows, but it is true. As a Psychology major in college, this author is aware of numerous identical twin studies (when they were raised by the same parents, or when they were separated at birth or shortly thereafter, and raised by different parents), when one of them ends up exhibiting homosexual behavior, and it basically boils down to "nature vs. nurture." This author believes that 'nature' takes precedence. Think about it; do you really "decide" if you want to be with a man, or a woman instead? You don't. You are just innately attracted to whichever sex you prefer. It is not a choice, either for homosexuals -- or -- for heterosexuals.

This study just proves what I've believed all along; that our 'instincts' guide us.


http://www.examiner.com/x-15453-Colu...ays-it-is-true
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Posted: Tuesday, May 22 2012, 21:57
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From the now Locked "2405 countdown thread" the htread descends into kids talking about masturbation to pass the time. Disgusting and childish yes... but Ive never laughed so hard in my life! biggrin.gif


QUOTE (Jacko427 @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 17:43)
I keep masturbating at the numer 2405.
Had orgasms the whole day.


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LoL, You to? biggrin.gif


QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 17:54)
Me three, I ran out of lube though and I'm starting to chafe from the dry rubbing. I printed out the number 2405 and you can barely make it out anymore because it's covered with dried jizz. I'm gonna have to print another one out soon since this one is getting heavy to hold up and very crusty and hard.


QUOTE (Jacko427 @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 17:57)

I have bought a whole collection of new white paper.
So I am sweet untill the 2405 lol


QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 18:10)

Dude I've been jerking it so much to 2405 that my body is losing a massive amount of protein and my eyelashes and eyebrows have completely fallen out. It's like a cum factory in here, I'm typing this with one hand if you catch my drift. My balls actually receded back into my stomach as some sort of self preservation move but little do they know I have no intention of stopping until the prophecy is fulfilled. My computer desk aka the masturbation station looks like its glazed and powdered since lately I've been shooting literal dust.






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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 00:11
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QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 12:53)
QUOTE (Zee @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 13:14)
Yeah it was a pretty stupid decision, story wise. Im pretty sure Dan Houser just wanted a character based on himself. Bald, fat, and so drunk on whiskey that he dosnt even know whats going on. Max Payne should just be a pillhead and bollocks to the alchohol. But then again, I dont really consider MP3 to be a real Max Payne story, its more like Dan Housers fanfiction.

I don't get you, man. You come on here purely to troll and hate anything associated with Rockstar games, all while pretending to be British, very poorly at that. What is your agenda here exactly? Honestly, I'm having a hard time trying to find a compelling reason for us not to ban you.

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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 18:40
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QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 00:02)
Holy Stuff, batman... What are nerdy girl gamers doing here, or playing Boyly video games???!

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Source - http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061326445
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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 18:55
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QUOTE (Girish @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 15:40)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 00:02)
Holy Stuff, batman... What are nerdy girl gamers doing here, or playing Boyly video games???!

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Source - http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1061326445

Glad to see my reports are dealt with quickly!

QUOTE (Bad.boy! @ May 23 2012, 18:40)
That akward moment when you realize that a 100 year old camera is still better than yours.

From the "Russia from 100 years ago" topic.


And anotherone!
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QUOTE (Zee @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 06:06)
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QUOTE (Zee @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 13:14)
Yeah it was a pretty stupid decision, story wise. Im pretty sure Dan Houser just wanted a character based on himself. Bald, fat, and so drunk on whiskey that he dosnt even know whats going on. Max Payne should just be a pillhead and bollocks to the alchohol. But then again, I dont really consider MP3 to be a real Max Payne story, its more like Dan Housers fanfiction.

I don't get you, man. You come on here purely to troll and hate anything associated with Rockstar games, all while pretending to be British, very poorly at that. What is your agenda here exactly? Honestly, I'm having a hard time trying to find a compelling reason for us not to ban you.

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Im simply giving my 2 cents on the game, fostering discussion. I quite enjoy Rockstar games, but I feel they could do better. It's more out of love than hate. For most game companies, I simply dont even give a care to share my feelings, but GTA is special to me. I live, and breathe GTA games- I even eat them! So forgive me if I may seem...passionate. But is passion not what drives us all? As for the accent, well, many back home in England say I have an American accent, while Americans say Ive got a British one! Its quite a conundrum.

lol.

Zee oh Zee. You're not as wordy when someone who can ban you on the spot gives their thoughts. lol.gif

A moment of fear perhaps?




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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 20:28
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QUOTE (goin-god @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 18:55)
QUOTE (Miamivicecity @ May 23 2012, 07:41)
QUOTE (Zee @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 06:06)
QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 13:53)
QUOTE (Zee @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 13:14)
Yeah it was a pretty stupid decision, story wise. Im pretty sure Dan Houser just wanted a character based on himself. Bald, fat, and so drunk on whiskey that he dosnt even know whats going on. Max Payne should just be a pillhead and bollocks to the alchohol. But then again, I dont really consider MP3 to be a real Max Payne story, its more like Dan Housers fanfiction.

I don't get you, man. You come on here purely to troll and hate anything associated with Rockstar games, all while pretending to be British, very poorly at that. What is your agenda here exactly? Honestly, I'm having a hard time trying to find a compelling reason for us not to ban you.

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Im simply giving my 2 cents on the game, fostering discussion. I quite enjoy Rockstar games, but I feel they could do better. It's more out of love than hate. For most game companies, I simply dont even give a care to share my feelings, but GTA is special to me. I live, and breathe GTA games- I even eat them! So forgive me if I may seem...passionate. But is passion not what drives us all? As for the accent, well, many back home in England say I have an American accent, while Americans say Ive got a British one! Its quite a conundrum.

lol.

Zee oh Zee. You're not as wordy when someone who can ban you on the spot gives their thoughts. lol.gif

A moment of fear perhaps?


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I can tell Zee isn't British. No British person on this site uses "bollocks" or "bloody" as much as him. Most British/English/etc people seem to speak American English instead.
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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 21:50
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erm, no, we often use those words.
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Posted: Wednesday, May 23 2012, 21:59
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QUOTE (Vercetti27 @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 16:50)
erm, no, we often use those words.

erm, no, I rarely see anyone actually use those words in their posts on this site.
I hear people say it fairly often, but not usually type it on here.

He uses them over and over, and usually just sticks to those two words, and also tends to use them rather awkwardly.


erm, no.

erm, no.

erm, no.

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GTA_stu  
Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 00:19
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The bloody hell you talking about Murdoc? You're talking bollocks mate, I use them all the bloody time. It's like I was saying to my mate the other day about when I cut my genetalia off. My bloody bollocks were hurting so bloody much.
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Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 01:23
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QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 08:19)
The bloody hell you talking about Murdoc? You're talking bollocks mate, I use them all the bloody time. It's like I was saying to my mate the other day about when I cut my genetalia off. My bloody bollocks were hurting so bloody much.

Haha, you twat. You're a right nutter aren't ya, Stu?
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Vercetti27  
Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 08:29
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load of bloody bollocks, I tell you
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Moonshield  
Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 13:00
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Awrite awrite you c*nty gits, what's this about? Quit wankin and get back on topic.
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Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 13:58
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Bunch of silly sods this lot is, I do say.

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QUOTE (Jacko427 @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 13:50)
Dan Sucker probably laughed his dick off by reading this topic.
Unhappy bitchday, Dan Sucker, hope you enjoy your apesh*t and eat sh*t as much as you can icon14.gif

Hahahaha, Dan is sucking Sam his dick by reading this topic


I'm surprised GtaF doesn't have its own sanitation dept. with the amount of bullsh*t that comes out of the V section.
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Posted: Thursday, May 24 2012, 14:58
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Posted: Friday, May 25 2012, 00:13
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QUOTE (RP2012 @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 21:52)
QUOTE (Street Mix @ Thursday, May 24 2012, 21:49)
It will be MP3 DLC or Halo 5 or GoW 4 or HL3 or some other crap.

Half-Life 3 isn't crap... you watch your whore mouth
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Posted: Saturday, May 26 2012, 03:58
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QUOTE (Gtafan107 @ Friday, May 25 2012, 22:35)
I hate rockstar they haven given us info on los santos 2 in almost 4 and a half months. Im probably gonna play tommy verceti or buy los santos 1


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Posted: Saturday, May 26 2012, 15:42
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This was from a while back, i only just realized how retarded this guy is so i will quote him.
From the What phone do you have topic

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QUOTE (ToniForelli @ Friday, Jan 27 2012, 21:42)
Got Nokia N8
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Samsung Galaxy S2
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Iphone 4s
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Alright, unless you are very rich or a phone reviewer, why do you have three phones, or why are you bullsh*tting us?

If you want to put my claims to rest, a slip of paper on top of each phone with toni written on it then a photo taken and uploaded here i will leave you be.

Suck it up bitch. angry.gif


Of course when he has the opportunity to back up his claims he avoids it.
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Posted: Sunday, May 27 2012, 12:15
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QUOTE (mkey82 @ Sunday, May 27 2012, 09:03)
QUOTE (Exxon @ Sunday, May 27 2012, 10:31)
QUOTE ( radioman @ Saturday @  May 26 2012, 07:37)
@Mkey, Are you aware that the OP has said he has a 6350 and NOT a 4350 like you said in your last post? The 6350 is a newer card then the 4350, so of coarse the 4350 is going to give worse performance...Just a friendly heads up. smile.gif

AFAIK, the HD 6350 is just a 'rebranded' version of the HD 4350, and due so it'll perform just about the same.
Also, look at what unc13bud said sigh.gif

This goes without saying.

Even a broken clock is right two times a day, sadly none of his "heads ups" have hit the nail on the head yet.



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Posted: Sunday, May 27 2012, 18:44
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QUOTE (initium @ Sunday, May 27 2012, 18:28)
New info will come AFTER the release of Max Payne 3 on PC.
Whoever started this topic is an idiot.
Wait... that idiot... that w... that.. was... me...

Fascinating.

E: This one is just....

QUOTE (CJ430 @ Monday, May 28 2012, 14:23)
someone told me that putting red lights inside the pc case increases performance by 15%......................it is true at least , a bit??????????????????


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Posted: Monday, May 28 2012, 23:02
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What a pisser.
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