[Desmosedici]

I read quotes from the GTAV section, and I realize that the reason I never go in there is so that when I'm home, it's to escape the retards I work with and the ones that are customers, not read discussions that look like were written by them. I come home so my brain cells recuperate, people in the V section are terrorists.

God, save us all.

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Sunday, May 6 2012, 11:32)

^^^Link please. I was to see all that trolling. It would make my time. EDIT: Found it. Another Quotable Notable, ladies and *ahem*gentlemen*ahem*. This proves that the idiot-ism has spread to the South of the GTAForums. Everyone, open your maps: Now, Zee and Slamman are the Captain, any questions? They are going to guide us to the Troll Land. Have a nice journey. I hope you all have got sea-legs. Frequent troll sharks will attack you. Good Luck.

Quotable..umm..

[Dr. John13]

I was waiting for someone to quota it.

This gtav nut is going nuts:

QUOTE (gtav nut)

QUOTE (deepthroatgta6 @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 12:00) Just two words man: FUCK YOU heres two JUNE 5TH

EDIT: f*ck me.

This post has been edited by Dr. John13 on Thursday, May 17 2012, 16:14

[ThePinkFloydSound]

From Ha Ha Ha!

QUOTE

sometimes, I wish someone could spank me on the bare bottom. and I don't know the reason why... I thought serously, and I guess I don't want getting order anymore. I wish I could stay younger, getting spanked like a nathy child. like a.....6th girl friend in SA. does anyone have a clue? I'm not joking, I'm trying to rub these things out. how do I overcome it?

Made me chuckle. Don't worry pal we've all been there.

[Butters 2011]

Gotta love the detail...

QUOTE (trip @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 04:11)

Damn, I'm even a sitter/squatter in the woods.  Can I relay a gross story from my travels?  I'll skip to the juicy part.  I was pooping in the woods and as the poo was exiting the flies were already starting to gather.  It was like a nightmare.  The poop didn't want to stop and the longer I squatted there the more flies showed up.  They were everywhere - covering the poo and my ass cheeks before I was finished.  Like I said...Nightmare.

[Vercetti27]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 )

I was waiting for someone to quotable it.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=460159&st=1820

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Thursday, May 17 2012, 07:02)

I was waiting for someone to quota it. EDIT: f*ck me.

[GTAIndonesia]

I guess this is kinda both arrogant and retarded

QUOTE (SatournFan)

Good job on posting useless things, Indo, very well done. No wonder your previous account was banned. No cookies, sorry, you don't deserve 'em.

[goin-god]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ May 19 2012, 05:45)

QUOTE (Girish @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 10:29) Dear 018361, I deeply regret the inconvenience and discomfort caused to you due to the horrific brand of injustice doled out by our staff members. We, at GTAForums, have been constantly striving to make these forums a healthy, breeding ground for underage, pre-teen kids to get their daily dose of GTA in an uncontrolled environment. Unfortunately, due to the erratic nature of the staff here to curb what is deemed as internet spam and trolling, this has not been possible. But fear not. In order to curb such disorderly conduct (thanks to your suggestion, of course), I'll be proposing that a new set of rules be deployed with immediate effect and all offending members of staff will be facing a disciplinary hearing. The matter has already been forwarded to the Internet Regulatory For Misbehaving Staff On Internet Forums. Once this matter is settled, we hope to receive no further complaints from our noteworthy members such as yourself. Here's to hoping that we can unanimously unite against misdemeanor on the part of all staff here. I promise to bring justice to all the spammers and trollers who have suffered at the hands of these so-called mods. From hereon, they'll suffer no more. Regards, Girish I read it fully and I think you are trying to be Sarcastic.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=510484

[mrpain]

I really worry for some people.

QUOTE (EL_FUGA @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 23:15)

AJ fk those awards are a joke just as they were expected to be. Lot of bias n as.slicking involved. The best thing to do is Do Not vote for the upcoming year and let the monkeys enjoy their image medals lol. mrpain AJ may not express his thoughts in the greatest manner, but at least he says what he thinks, he aint some bastard hypocrite. I personally agree with everything he said. He was the one who worked the most for 2011 Events He made the best 2011 Events in my opinion. Now because he speaks his mind too much on a game forum he lost respect from some noobs who only spam and can't even do a drive-by. Well cant face the truth then hit urself with a wall. The Firm Best New Gang lolwhat a joke how that comes cuz its leader is a member of an OG? few months ago someone undercover played with us n he got raped on GTA due to insulting us. He seemed to know a lot about the forum but he knew NOTHING about gta. He joined my team a second before the game started, guess what? he got teamkilled like 50 times everytime he respawned. He begged me to stop it and claimed to be a member of an official group, as if that was going to stop me from killing him lol. Wonder who he was, maybe Mati.  or. Tommy.  Lol. you say it's stupid to settle things on a game, yet WHAT made you join these forums??? GTA or the love for the Bible? Listen me noob. 1vs1 on xbox or STFU n GTFO u now got on my nerves boy.

It's the f*cking Internet.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (goin-god @ Sunday, May 20 2012, 01:43)

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ May 19 2012, 05:45) QUOTE (Girish @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 10:29) Dear 018361, I deeply regret the inconvenience and discomfort caused to you due to the horrific brand of injustice doled out by our staff members. We, at GTAForums, have been constantly striving to make these forums a healthy, breeding ground for underage, pre-teen kids to get their daily dose of GTA in an uncontrolled environment. Unfortunately, due to the erratic nature of the staff here to curb what is deemed as internet spam and trolling, this has not been possible. But fear not. In order to curb such disorderly conduct (thanks to your suggestion, of course), I'll be proposing that a new set of rules be deployed with immediate effect and all offending members of staff will be facing a disciplinary hearing. The matter has already been forwarded to the Internet Regulatory For Misbehaving Staff On Internet Forums. Once this matter is settled, we hope to receive no further complaints from our noteworthy members such as yourself. Here's to hoping that we can unanimously unite against misdemeanor on the part of all staff here. I promise to bring justice to all the spammers and trollers who have suffered at the hands of these so-called mods. From hereon, they'll suffer no more. Regards, Girish I read it fully and I think you are trying to be Sarcastic. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=510484

[Dr. John13]

Stop copying the same picture what Icarus posted. You don't look cool.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Sunday, May 20 2012, 02:53)

Stop copying the same picture what Icarus posted. You don't look cool.

Damn, guess i can't hang out with you anymore, you are waay too cool...You're like Mr Freeze or some sh*t.

I actually didn't know Icarus posted the same image, crazy coincidence huh?

[EL_FUGA]

QUOTE (mrpain @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:25)

I really worry for some people. QUOTE (EL_FUGA @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 23:15) AJ fk those awards are a joke just as they were expected to be. Lot of bias n as.slicking involved. The best thing to do is Do Not vote for the upcoming year and let the monkeys enjoy their image medals lol. mrpain AJ may not express his thoughts in the greatest manner, but at least he says what he thinks, he aint some bastard hypocrite. I personally agree with everything he said. He was the one who worked the most for 2011 Events He made the best 2011 Events in my opinion. Now because he speaks his mind too much on a game forum he lost respect from some noobs who only spam and can't even do a drive-by. Well cant face the truth then hit urself with a wall. The Firm Best New Gang lolwhat a joke how that comes cuz its leader is a member of an OG? few months ago someone undercover played with us n he got raped on GTA due to insulting us. He seemed to know a lot about the forum but he knew NOTHING about gta. He joined my team a second before the game started, guess what? he got teamkilled like 50 times everytime he respawned. He begged me to stop it and claimed to be a member of an official group, as if that was going to stop me from killing him lol. Wonder who he was, maybe Mati.  or. Tommy.  Lol. you say it's stupid to settle things on a game, yet WHAT made you join these forums??? GTA or the love for the Bible? Listen me noob. 1vs1 on xbox or STFU n GTFO u now got on my nerves boy. It's the f*cking Internet.

you said it right. it's the f*cking internet, because in the real life you wouldn't be able to say half the sh*t you say here. Not even the F word.

Now that I see your pic I feel sorry for some of the sh*t I said, son. Lol. it's hilarious.
you pretend to be mature because truth is you're just a kid. stop quoting me on other topics, I belong to GTA MULTIPLAYER section. you pile of nerds.

This post has been edited by EL_FUGA on Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:24

[sivispacem]

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:53)

Stop copying the same picture what Icarus posted. You don't look cool.

Actually, he does. And seen as it was original content from the thread, I feel he's fully deserved in also posting it here. If you don't like this and wish to complain again, I should refer you to the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).

[.Lycosa]

QUOTE (Xcommunicated)

Wow, after reading 7 pages of this tripe, it feels like a homeless tranny with AIDS sprayed bloody diarrhea in my face. This is gen chat, not a crazy conspiracy theory convention. Trololocked.

I f*cking sneezed cola out of my nose (which burns like a bitch too). It's in that Tila v Illuminati thread.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (sivispacem @ Sunday, May 20 2012, 03:08)

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:53) Stop copying the same picture what Icarus posted. You don't look cool. Actually, he does. And seen as it was original content from the thread, I feel he's fully deserved in also posting it here. If you don't like this and wish to complain again, I should refer you to the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).

Too bad he won't get the joke.

--

QUOTE (Mr Freeze/Dr john)

Who? Are you talking with me? No more John. Only a guy who will catch the law breakers. Forget about me or you will pay. Really, who you are telling is different John.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=496875&st=30

Old...but i might as well add to the bandwagon.

This post has been edited by finn4life on Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:24

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (deepthroatgta6 @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 13:11)

http://jobs.awn.com/c/job.cfm?site_id=500&jb=9075219 QUOTE (Rockstar North @  May 8 2012) *just another job discription* Seems like they are gonna throw deadlines to their devs. The requirements clearly show that they need animators who can understand story and mission requirements in less time and help in the integration of animation. This being posted on May 8th is a strong indicator that the requirements are for GTA V. Discuss/Lock/whatever...

This is what happen when something gets way over someone's head. Feeling so stupid. It had nothing to do with GTA V but it had me going for a while.
I think I'm gonna take a break.

@finn4life Dude, you think that quote could have been out of the bandwagon for so long? It's been quoted before by yours faithfully.
Funny kid DR.JOHN..

This post has been edited by deepthroatgta6 on Saturday, May 19 2012, 16:37

[Dr. John13]

OK, you win but instead of tailing me, catch someone else in GTA 5 Section. Today, it was enough. Also, don't you think there might a 1% change in myself since my first post? C'mon now.
@deepthroatgta6: I would take it as an appreciation.

[Moonshield]

QUOTE (EL_FUGA @ Saturday, May 19 2012, 11:05)

you said it right. it's the f*cking internet, because in the real life you wouldn't be able to say half the sh*t you say here. Not even the F word. Now that I see your pic I feel sorry for some of the sh*t I said, son. Lol. it's hilarious. you pretend to be mature because truth is you're just a kid. stop quoting me on other topics, I belong to GTA MULTIPLAYER section. you pile of nerds.

Calling a bunch of people on a gaming forum to which you belong nerds, ha.

Anyway, you obviously don't understand how this topic works, so I'd suggest not posting in it. Keep your little kid squabbles and internet toughguy routines to PM or whatever f*cking hole you crawled out of.