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 Omegle Trolling.

 
Gst0395  
Posted: Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 17:43
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This was an interesting conversation.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: 68/m/texas
You: im not telling you sh*t
You: 68?!?
Stranger: Mmkay the
Stranger: Yeah
You: what the f*ck?
Stranger: One more year till 69
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: My names Wesley
Stranger: Wesley Bergeson
You: what's a 68 year old man doing on omegle?
Stranger: Just finding girls and guys to chat with wink.gif and make friends
You: sex offender
Stranger: How old are u
You: im 17
Stranger: Perfect
Stranger: Boy or girl
You: boy you f*cking pedo
Stranger: Wanna send some pics
You: f*ck off
Stranger: U have a kik?
Stranger: Imessage?
Stranger: Facebook?
Stranger: Cell phone?
You: shut up you retard
Stranger: Email?
You: child molestor
Stranger: Cuz i got all of the above and more
Stranger: I would never hurt a pure beautiful sprouting child...
Stranger: Children are my life
You: are you a member of NAMBLA?
Stranger: Wtf is that
Stranger: I'm a member of the circle of life
You: north american man boy love association
Stranger: Umm no
Stranger: Love has no gender...
You: they'd be perfect for a creep like you
Stranger: That sounds like narnia
Stranger: Wanna come to my 69th bday party
You: no way
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Why not
Stranger: Ur invitee
Stranger: I'll even send plane tix
Stranger: I have a lot of money
You: because i hate pedos and i live in the uk, not texas in the us
Stranger: I'll buy you anything u want
You: Okay i'll come
Stranger: Xbox games? Iphone? Hookers?
Stranger: What are teens into these days...
You: i want a copy of grand theft auto v
You: on ps3
Stranger: All i hear you teens talk about these days... is 'Is this w
Stranger: Is my wifi organic
Stranger: Thats what teens say right
Stranger: Im being hip
You: you are f*cked up
Stranger: And consider it done. I just need ur address
Stranger: ;$
Stranger: wink.gif
You: i'm not telling you sh*t buddy
Stranger: Then u dont get ur grand theft auto
Stranger: I will come to ur house
Stranger: And make love to u
Stranger: <3
Stranger: I'm only being human. Humans have urges
You: my address is 27 f*ckoff meadows
Stranger: Oooh thats racy
Stranger: Maybe a pure sprouting gift like u should find someplace more innocent
Stranger: wink.gif i know lots of places
You: just a question
Stranger: Yeah
You: are you married?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Marriage is over rated
Stranger: wink.gif
Stranger: Im single and hot
Stranger: Wanna see my abs
You: no i don't
You: you're creepy
Stranger: Hit me up on kik. Its @onesexymannamedwesburgesonlookingforn00ds111112222233333
Stranger: Jk
You: that's not a real address
Stranger: Its a kik username
Stranger: But fake wink.gif
Stranger: Sauce!! MOARR
You: oh my god stop pulling those smiley faces
You: you're a freak
Stranger: wink.gif
Stranger: I do this kn
Stranger: In real life
You: i bet your abs are all wrinkly or covered by layers of fat
Stranger: Well i bet no one sells u pot
Stranger: Hit me up on kik
Stranger: Ill do the job
Stranger: wink.gif
You: heres my message to you
Stranger: What
You: ............../´¯/)
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.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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Stranger: Ohh is that a dick? Saucy wink.gif want pls
You: it's a middle finger you dumbass
You: but since you insist
Stranger: As in f*ck you!
Stranger: How hard?
Stranger: wink.gif
You: okay no you're just being a sick bastard
You: are you for rea;?
You: *real?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Is ur mom for real
You: mum*
Stranger: Well do you really think theres 68 year old pedo bear in texas named Wes Burgeson who
Stranger: Creeps on 17 yr old boys
Stranger: And promises them video games
You: so you finally admit it lol
Stranger: And gives them a fake kik address
Stranger: And asks for nudes
Stranger: And claims to be sexu
You: of course nt
You: *not
Stranger: And asks ur address?
Stranger: Yeah theres pedophiles on here
You: i was just playing along lol
Stranger: But they are wayyy more discree
Stranger: Discreet
Stranger: Yeah right
Stranger: U were fooled
Stranger: I was testing u
You: good act though
Stranger: Hahaha its fun
You: i might try it myself you know
Stranger: Cuz most ppl on omegle are dumb f*cktards
You: true
Stranger: And usually believe it
Stranger: The funniest thing is when ur likw oooh ur a boy? I only want girl nudes wink.gif then they go oh wait im a girl xD
Stranger: Im like seriously dumbass?
Stranger: Get a bf or something
You: i agree, i troll this place when im bored
Stranger: Me too
You: but you trolled better than me
Stranger: Thanks i probably did
Stranger: I dont do the vid chat
Stranger: Too much dinosaur cock
You: the vid chat is full of losers jerking off
Stranger: Yeah and fake celebs. My bro put a video of JB and the person FLIPPED out
You: haha dumbasses
Stranger: Ua
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: This dumb retard from my school thinks she met drake on omegle
Stranger: And its funny cuz drake sucks
You: as if he would be on omegle
Stranger: Ya
You: he obviously has better things to do like make crappy music
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: One direction is so much better
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: They suck
You: haha true
Stranger: All the girls i know go crazy over them -_-
You: all modern artists suck
You: well most of them anyway
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Ãgrëęd
You: anyway better be going
Stranger: Go troll!
You: had fun though, later
You: i will smile.gif
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LazyboyEight  
Posted: Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 22:37
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Heh, he trolled you big time.

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NateShaw92  
Posted: Friday, Jul 27 2012, 02:49
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what if on this when you plan to troll you get another troll trying to look for people to troll

TROLL-OFF *the final countdown plays*

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Coat.  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:03
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yayo!!!
You: just found out that CTRL + W does wonders.
Stranger: what does it do?
You: wonders
Stranger: like what?
You: a beautiful thing
Stranger: does it wipe out your memory?
You: what, no, no... nothing like that
Stranger: tell me what it does!!!!!!!!
You: You are very tempted
You: Aren't you
Stranger: i am.
You: Then click CTRL + W
Stranger: no, what if it f*cks up my computer.
You: I said it does wonders
Stranger: whatever man.
You: If it were to destory your computer, why would they put it on a keyboard
You: just found out that CTRL + W does wonders.
Stranger: idk they have sh*t on here that can wipe out you entire history on here
You: Trust me, you'll laugh
Stranger: are you kidding me haha its another escape button...
Stranger: thats stupid
You: You opened another tab and searched it I'm guessing
You: thats stupid
Stranger: no i did it
You: ah right.
You: You were suppose to do it on this browser
You: But whatever
You: So... you like stuff?
Stranger: dumbass i did, i have other tabs on here so it gave me an option to click yes or no before i actually decide to click out.
You: My plot failed, noooo.
You: So... you like stuff
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: what'd you like
Stranger: drugs, drugs, and more drugs... but then theres also alcohol.
You: I see. what type of drugs exactly
Stranger: all drugs.
You: You watched the TV show, 'breaking bad'
Stranger: yeah. what about it?
You: Pretty good show. Is walter white your inspiration?
Stranger: fuuck yeah makes me wanna be a glass dealer
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: ill stick to what i know.
Stranger: but yeah it is a good show.
You: I know the chemistry, and you know people. Maybe we can buy a wineebago, I'll get the tools and we'll drive to an isolated place and make meth, sound cool?
Stranger: hell yeah. you down?
You: You sure man, were you at?
You: *Yeah
Stranger: im a girl.
Stranger: california, come find me.
You: Alright, just finding your coordinates right now. I'm also with 4 years tech at VGP Uni in IST, so I'll just hack your comp and find were you live.
Stranger: ok.
You: I'll pick you up in six hours. Were should be make the meth?
You: Down the coast, up the coast or inland
Stranger: the desert up north.
Stranger: inland
You: Let me just Google Map a location quickly, I'll be a sec
You: In Montana?
You: Or North Dakota
Stranger: montana
You: Good, I have a few highschool friends who live in that district
Stranger: sweet.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: We'll go north east Montana
You: Just out from Miles City and set up camp there.
You: Sound like a good plan so far, I need your help in this.
Stranger: where do i come in in this?
You: You get the winnebago, alright
Stranger: what the hell is a winnebago?
You: A camper van
You: I'll give you the cash for it afterwards, after we have created the meth
Stranger: fersure.
You: Alright, copy this into google maps
You: "Old Fur Trail
Malta, Mt 59538, USA 0.9 mi N"
You: That's were we'll set up our camp.
Stranger: sick.
You: You looking at it yet?
Stranger: yeah.
You: Seem like a legit setup
Stranger: ya ya.
You: Aight ,cool.
Stranger: you from montana?
You: No, Like I said, I have a few old friends who live in Montana
Stranger: oh my bad. where are you from then?
You: San Jose
You: I can't seem to find your location, you must have good computer secerity. where abouts do you live in cali?
Stranger: i dont i live in arizona
Stranger: jokes on you sucka ha ha.
You: I have lung cancer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Dragonjack  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:14
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QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Friday, Jul 27 2012, 03:43)
This was an interesting conversation.

QUOTE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: 68/m/texas
You: im not telling you sh*t
You: 68?!?
Stranger: Mmkay the
Stranger: Yeah
You: what the f*ck?
Stranger: One more year till 69
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: My names Wesley
Stranger: Wesley Bergeson
You: what's a 68 year old man doing on omegle?
Stranger: Just finding girls and guys to chat with wink.gif and make friends
You: sex offender
Stranger: How old are u
You: im 17
Stranger: Perfect
Stranger: Boy or girl
You: boy you f*cking pedo
Stranger: Wanna send some pics
You: f*ck off
Stranger: U have a kik?
Stranger: Imessage?
Stranger: Facebook?
Stranger: Cell phone?
You: shut up you retard
Stranger: Email?
You: child molestor
Stranger: Cuz i got all of the above and more
Stranger: I would never hurt a pure beautiful sprouting child...
Stranger: Children are my life
You: are you a member of NAMBLA?
Stranger: Wtf is that
Stranger: I'm a member of the circle of life
You: north american man boy love association
Stranger: Umm no
Stranger: Love has no gender...
You: they'd be perfect for a creep like you
Stranger: That sounds like narnia
Stranger: Wanna come to my 69th bday party
You: no way
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Why not
Stranger: Ur invitee
Stranger: I'll even send plane tix
Stranger: I have a lot of money
You: because i hate pedos and i live in the uk, not texas in the us
Stranger: I'll buy you anything u want
You: Okay i'll come
Stranger: Xbox games? Iphone? Hookers?
Stranger: What are teens into these days...
You: i want a copy of grand theft auto v
You: on ps3
Stranger: All i hear you teens talk about these days... is 'Is this w
Stranger: Is my wifi organic
Stranger: Thats what teens say right
Stranger: Im being hip
You: you are f*cked up
Stranger: And consider it done. I just need ur address
Stranger: ;$
Stranger: wink.gif
You: i'm not telling you sh*t buddy
Stranger: Then u dont get ur grand theft auto
Stranger: I will come to ur house
Stranger: And make love to u
Stranger: <3
Stranger: I'm only being human. Humans have urges
You: my address is 27 f*ckoff meadows
Stranger: Oooh thats racy
Stranger: Maybe a pure sprouting gift like u should find someplace more innocent
Stranger: wink.gif i know lots of places
You: just a question
Stranger: Yeah
You: are you married?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Marriage is over rated
Stranger: wink.gif
Stranger: Im single and hot
Stranger: Wanna see my abs
You: no i don't
You: you're creepy
Stranger: Hit me up on kik. Its @onesexymannamedwesburgesonlookingforn00ds111112222233333
Stranger: Jk
You: that's not a real address
Stranger: Its a kik username
Stranger: But fake wink.gif
Stranger: Sauce!! MOARR
You: oh my god stop pulling those smiley faces
You: you're a freak
Stranger: wink.gif
Stranger: I do this kn
Stranger: In real life
You: i bet your abs are all wrinkly or covered by layers of fat
Stranger: Well i bet no one sells u pot
Stranger: Hit me up on kik
Stranger: Ill do the job
Stranger: wink.gif
You: heres my message to you
Stranger: What
You: ............../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
Stranger: Ohh is that a dick? Saucy wink.gif want pls
You: it's a middle finger you dumbass
You: but since you insist
Stranger: As in f*ck you!
Stranger: How hard?
Stranger: wink.gif
You: okay no you're just being a sick bastard
You: are you for rea;?
You: *real?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Is ur mom for real
You: mum*
Stranger: Well do you really think theres 68 year old pedo bear in texas named Wes Burgeson who
Stranger: Creeps on 17 yr old boys
Stranger: And promises them video games
You: so you finally admit it lol
Stranger: And gives them a fake kik address
Stranger: And asks for nudes
Stranger: And claims to be sexu
You: of course nt
You: *not
Stranger: And asks ur address?
Stranger: Yeah theres pedophiles on here
You: i was just playing along lol
Stranger: But they are wayyy more discree
Stranger: Discreet
Stranger: Yeah right
Stranger: U were fooled
Stranger: I was testing u
You: good act though
Stranger: Hahaha its fun
You: i might try it myself you know
Stranger: Cuz most ppl on omegle are dumb f*cktards
You: true
Stranger: And usually believe it
Stranger: The funniest thing is when ur likw oooh ur a boy? I only want girl nudes wink.gif then they go oh wait im a girl xD
Stranger: Im like seriously dumbass?
Stranger: Get a bf or something
You: i agree, i troll this place when im bored
Stranger: Me too
You: but you trolled better than me
Stranger: Thanks i probably did
Stranger: I dont do the vid chat
Stranger: Too much dinosaur cock
You: the vid chat is full of losers jerking off
Stranger: Yeah and fake celebs. My bro put a video of JB and the person FLIPPED out
You: haha dumbasses
Stranger: Ua
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: This dumb retard from my school thinks she met drake on omegle
Stranger: And its funny cuz drake sucks
You: as if he would be on omegle
Stranger: Ya
You: he obviously has better things to do like make crappy music
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: One direction is so much better
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: They suck
You: haha true
Stranger: All the girls i know go crazy over them -_-
You: all modern artists suck
You: well most of them anyway
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Ãgrëęd
You: anyway better be going
Stranger: Go troll!
You: had fun though, later
You: i will smile.gif

That is one true troll right there man. wink.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:23
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Ooh Burn. That troll drew you right in dude.
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Baseball  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:38
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I just found out about this site. Interesting. biggrin.gif So I only read the first page, is this thing still going on?
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NateShaw92  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:43
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QUOTE (Baseball @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 05:38)
I just found out about this site. Interesting. biggrin.gif So I only read the first page, is this thing still going on?

meh if you wanna do it go for it
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Baseball  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:45
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QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 04:43)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 05:38)
I just found out about this site. Interesting.  biggrin.gif So I only read the first page, is this thing still going on?

meh if you wanna do it go for it

Yes but the OP's not still posting fake spoilers for us to use right?
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NateShaw92  
Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 05:10
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make your own, use DKR for example, like say alfred dies or soemthing
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QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 05:10)
make your own, use DKR for example, like say alfred dies or soemthing

Haha I'm actually having a lot of fun trolling people on that site.
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NateShaw92  
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QUOTE (Baseball @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 06:14)
QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 05:10)
make your own, use DKR for example, like say alfred dies or soemthing

Haha I'm actually having a lot of fun trolling people on that site.

when they say asl, I liek to play a game called guess theirs, so far I have an average of 2 out of 3

that freaks them the hell out. smile.gif just a tip
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Stranger: Hi
You: It is I, my child, God.
You: Why do you calleth upon me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Yeah, I tried. I gave up after that attempt as everyone who I connected with was about 13-15 average..
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: m or f ?

You: f

Stranger: how old ?

You: 20

Stranger: same but m, do u have kik baby ?

You: nope. no we cams.

You: *web

Stranger: do u have a bf ? x

You: no. single.

Stranger: where u from ?

You: US.

Stranger: are u a naughty girl that needs to be punished with my nine inch cock x

You: hehe. nice sarcasm. i watch porn and wish to have sex. you can touch me a little.

Stranger: u playing with your pussy right now ? x

You: nope but if you want, i can. i masturbate twice a day.

Stranger: yes play with your pussy and tell me how its feel every detail x

You: you are lucky that i am alone in the house. i will reply soon. until then, shake your dick.

Stranger: u want me to wank and ok who is normally in the house with u ? x

You: my sister and i. my parenst live in village.

You: *parents

Stranger: nice how old is your sis ? and do they no u play with your pussy twice a day ?

You: she isn't virgin so you may want to not talk about here. she is same as my age aka 20.

You: *her

Stranger: r u a virgin ? x

You: yes. never had sex. want to know how it feels to suck a cock. i practiced with a banana.

Stranger: nice does your family no that u play with your pussy twice a day ?

You: nope.

Stranger: and come suck on my cock ill even cum in your mouth x

You: wow. i will only give a blowjob, no hardcore.

Stranger: what do u think they would do if they found out ?

Stranger: so after u sucking my cock and cummin in your mouth you wont let me f*ck u ? x

You: well, they may stop making me to meet anyone but i am really careful. i don't let my families to see me go "sexual". if you give me pleasure, then you can play with me.

Stranger: so no one has seen ur pussy apart from u ? x

You: yes.

Stranger: ooo i would love to see your pussy x

You: that's great. so, you want to meet me?

Stranger: yes u going to show me ur pussy and let me f*ck u ?

You: alright but again, only when you give me a lot of pleasure.

Stranger: ill give u alot of pleasure aslong as u let me stick my cock up your pussy ? x

You: yeah sure. you look like a guy who can give me pleasure.

Stranger: good good your going to have to tell me your full name so we can talk on like fb or somthin x

Stranger: wats your email adress baby x

You: lilywhite_sexy@gmail.com

Stranger: right where do u want to meet up baby ? x

You: not now, darling. send me an e-mail. wait for the reply because i have to fix my schedule. please, forgive me. if you do, then you can expect more pleasure from me when we meet and f*ck each other.

Stranger: ok what do u look like ? x send me a pic of your self when i send a email ok x

You: ok. i will send you my picture with the e-mail. i have big boobs and i am white. have blue eyes and sexy accent.

Stranger: georgeatkinson51@googlemail.com

Stranger: send it to my email baby now x

You: as i said, i don't have web cam. so, i have to take the photo from my mobile. unfortunately, the usb which connects my mobile with pc is lost. i will soon send you a pic darling. xxx if you wait, then i will send you my naked picture from bathroom. how you like this?

Stranger: yes ok but send it as soon as u do it x

You: ok, now can you tell me your name?

Stranger: john

He is the biggest idiot and a c*nt whom I ever met in that site! Don't know if lilywhite_sexy@gmail.com exists. If it does, then he is gone... lol.gif Guys, if you want, you can spam his email address with your home made porn. I can't express this chat in words!

Trolls which I did with him:
1) Gender
2) Age
3) Country
4) About Web Cam
5) About masturbation
6) About my family
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What was in the original "Justin Bieber new song" video,lol? Now it shows this video has been blocked because of "nudity" rofl
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Gst0395  
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Only just now did I discover the Spy mode. I had a bit of fun with this.

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Question to discuss:
Have you had sex with your computer?


Stranger 1: Oh yes
Stranger 1: He's always boiling hot
Stranger 2: all the time
Stranger 1: But I like such...
Stranger 1: mmm boys
Stranger 2: right in the usb port
Stranger 1: So small
Stranger 1: HAHA
Stranger 1: You busted yourself.
Stranger 2: i must get a wet towel for that burn
Stranger 1: c:


Here's another one that's even funnier. I made a grammar mistake which led to these two having a conversation about users from India, and then about Aladdin, and then about fairy tales in general! It's long but it's worth reading.

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Question to discuss:
Have you have f*cked your computer?


Stranger 2: every day of my life
Stranger 1: What?
Stranger 2: *she said sarcasticly
Stranger 1: "Have you have" wtf?
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: woah
Stranger 2: i didn't even see that
Stranger 2: HOLY IN PROPER GRAMMAR BATMAN
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: or just sentence making
Stranger 1: Ridiculous. Unacceptable.
Stranger 2: Exactly/
Stranger 2: .*
Stranger 1: It's probably a person from India.
Stranger 1: LOL
Stranger 2: What is the world coming to..
Stranger 2: WHAT IF I SAID I WAS FROM INDIA
Stranger 2: i'm not though
Stranger 2: so reallly... XD
Stranger 1: I would say "LOL."
Stranger 2: Hahahaha
Stranger 1: But seriously, the Indian people on here NEVER type things correctly.
Stranger 2: Really?
Stranger 1: yes!
Stranger 2: I don't think I've ever encountered one
Stranger 1: I encounter them all the time. It's like, "Me naeme Rajeem nice meet u. were u frm?"
Stranger 1: Or Muhammed or something along those lines.
Stranger 2: Rajeem...
Stranger 2: why not Rajesh?
Stranger 1: That works too.
Stranger 1: Could be f*cking Aladdin for all I care.
Stranger 2: ....
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 2: Aladdin better spell sh*t right.
Stranger 2: but he's a street rat,...
Stranger 1: Aladdin is sexy.
Stranger 2: sooooo... setting that bar would be too high to begin with
Stranger 2: AHHH'
Stranger 2: My friend looks exactly like Aladdin
Stranger 1: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=aladdin+wit...SxjIC4Dw&zoom=1
Stranger 1: This makes him SUPER sexy.
Stranger 1: tattoos. ♥
Stranger 2: Girl or Guy?
Stranger 2: you, haha
Stranger 1: Girl. lol.
Stranger 2: Sammmeee
Stranger 2: Hahaha
Stranger 2: I have a BIG thing for Prince Adam
Stranger 2: a.k.a. The Beast
Stranger 1: oh my. ♥
Stranger 2: I would f*ck him... even though that's bestiality..
Stranger 2: and frowned upon
Stranger 2: BUT THAT'S OK
Stranger 1: It IS okay.
Stranger 2: Forever OK
Stranger 2: I have a disney obsession...
Stranger 2: big time
Stranger 1: I love Peter Pan.
Stranger 1: Like I want him
Stranger 2: Second star to the left...
Stranger 1: Come with me? We'll find him. >:)
Stranger 2: .....
Stranger 2: LET'S GOOOO
Stranger 2: While we're at it...
Stranger 2: we need to find Beast's Castle
Stranger 1: YEAH BUDDY.
Stranger 2: I KNOW WHERE IT IS
Stranger 2: I figured it out..
Stranger 2: you ready?
Stranger 1: I'm ready.
Stranger 2: it's better than any map.
Stranger 2: Okay
Stranger 2: In the Hunch Back of Notre Dame Belle make's a cameo in the opening walking through her town
Stranger 2: *totally messed up that title*
Stranger 2: So,
Stranger 2: It's roughly a block or so away from Quasi's bell tower
Stranger 1: i thought that i was the only one that noticed she was in that. and the beast was in aladdin!
Stranger 2: .....
Stranger 2: WHEN
Stranger 1: hang on, i'll find it. lol.


I just cut it off from there since they wouldn't stop babbling on.

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What you are about to read is in bad taste.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
If the two of you are guys, could you have cybersex, please? :3

Stranger: NEIN.
Stranger: Nein.
Stranger: Nein.
You: lol
Stranger: I'm a girl...
You: im a guy
Stranger: Hey guy!
You: lets have cybersex infront of this stranger
Stranger: Nein.
You: yes
You: you have no choice
Stranger: Zwiebel.
You: i shall cyber rape you
Stranger: Messer.
Stranger: Töten.
You: im inserting my dick into your pussy right now
Stranger: Dich.
Stranger: SHUTUP.
You: you are being cyber raped
You: i am now touching your breasts
Stranger: I'm just speaking in German! Leave me alone and stop raping me!
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE.
Stranger: RAPE.
You: RAPE
You: IS HAPPENING TO YOU
Stranger: Arrete!
Stranger: ARRETE!
You: your screams and cries arouse me further
Stranger: EW.
Stranger: Dich sick.
You: pffft, you know you like it
Stranger: Nein.
Stranger: Nein.
Stranger: No me gusta.
You: thats right, keep struggling
Stranger: You are a sicko.
Stranger: Inan.
You: LOL
Stranger: No inan.
Stranger: I've spoken like four different languages.
You: rape you
Stranger: Nein.
Stranger: Nein rape.
You: no means yes in every language
Stranger: NEIN.
Stranger: Nein means no.
Stranger: ARRETE.
Stranger: ARRETE.
You: i love it when you cry like that
Stranger: Do you have any idea what I'm saying?
You: no
Stranger: Musharraf.
Stranger: What is that?
Stranger: I didn't say that.
You: your screams are pointless
You: shut up and take it
Stranger: NEIN.
Stranger: ARRETE.
Stranger: NO ME GUSTA.
You: ahhhhh thats nice
Stranger: CALLETE.
Stranger: CALLETE.
Stranger: CALLETE.
Stranger: ZWIEBEL.
You: Yes, callete..
Stranger: If you Google these later, you'll laugh.
Stranger: Messer.
You: i shall google them now
Stranger: Oh no.
You: im going to do it
Stranger: Oh my.
Stranger: inan.
Stranger: Zwiebel.
Stranger: Messer.
Stranger: Essen.
Stranger: Arrete.
You: too many words
Stranger: Yepp.
You: my favourite word is rape
Stranger: You're either European or Canadian. I'm guessing European.
You: LOL
You: why do you say that
Stranger: I'm a very observant person!
You: is it because europeans are rapists?
Stranger: Haha, no!
Stranger: It's because you spelled favourite with a u.
You: ahh i see
You: well spotted
Stranger: Gracias!
You: surprised you can read what with my load in your eye
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: Callete.
You: AHHHHHHH
Stranger: Google that one.
You: i did
You: you think im vulgar and disgusting
Stranger: That isn't what I said.
You: you wish for me to shut up
Stranger: smile.gif
Stranger: Yes.
You: so where u from?
Stranger: Canada.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Just kidding.
Stranger: I wish I was.
You: why do you wish to be from canada?
Stranger: Canada is lovely.
You: it is a nice place
You: lots of victims of rape
Stranger: ...CALLETE.
Stranger: I know bad words. You're lucky I don't curse.
Stranger: Zwiebel.
Stranger: Messer.
Stranger: inan is the newest word I learned!
You: u smoke weed?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Nein.
You: i am smoking weed right now
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Nein.
You: no means yes
Stranger: Nein means no.
Stranger: No means no.
You: no means yes
Stranger: No.
Stranger: So then what does yes mean?
You: if you go out in a mini skirt and a skimpy top, no means yes
You: yes means yes
Stranger: So then what means no?
You: no doesnt exist when i have an erection
Stranger: Dich.
Stranger: Callete.
You: no
Stranger: Sí!
Stranger: No means yes.
You: i have not got an erection
Stranger: Hahahaha.
You: i shot my load on you earlier
Stranger: You so weird.
You: indeed i am
You: i just put out my spliff
Stranger: I don't even want to know.
Stranger: Yo no quiero saber.
You: i cannot be bothered to look that up
Stranger: It's okay. I just told you what it means.
You: what was the question again?
Stranger: Yo olvido.
You have disconnected.
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Hilarious conversation here!
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
i love trolling fags on this site
Stranger 2: trolololol
Stranger 1: trawling?
Stranger 2: *Trolling
Stranger 1: TRAWLING?
Stranger 2: no.
Stranger 2: tROLLing
Stranger 1: why not?
Stranger 2: not trawling
Stranger 2: dumb f*ck
Stranger 1: oh tee rolling
Stranger 2: no.
Stranger 2: god.
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: tRolling
Stranger 1: they see me tee rolling
Stranger 1: me and my posse be tee rolling
Stranger 2: stfu..
Stranger 1: *thump thump thump
Stranger 2: its TROLLING
Stranger 2: god dammit
Stranger 1: u mad?
Stranger 1: :|
Stranger 2: problem?
Stranger 1: no, you?
Stranger 2: nah man
Stranger 1: your enter button not working properly?
Stranger 2: your mom not working properly?
Stranger 2: ooo
Stranger 2: peace
Stranger 1: my mom is dead bro
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Started off with the ol' Woody's Dead trick...

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