[HOLDMYBALLSACK]

lol NSFW but LOL LOL LOL


Stranger: Asl


You: hey female brazil and u?


Stranger: M usa


You: how old


Stranger: 18


You: hmmm im 28


You: u like brazil girls?


Stranger: :Pyeah


You: i have a question its a bit taboo


You: my fantasy


Stranger: K


You: u like to sh*t in girls mouths? i like scat


Stranger: Ya


You: thats hot


Stranger: Yeah wanna trade nudes


You: i wanna take your long brown fudge in my mouth


Stranger: Wanna


You: u into squirting?


You: i can squirt


Stranger: Ya I'm hormy


Stranger: Horny


You: hey i have a secret


Stranger: Wat


You: im a man


Stranger: ..


You: lol


You: -_-


Stranger: Ew

[deepthroatgta6]

^Ah so f*cking original.

[HOLDMYBALLSACK]

well after i got bored with the text chat i started trolling the one on one cams where most men sit masturbating... i was tucking my penis in and cos i have kinda big bum and not much hair a lot of people tried chatting me up, i asked them if they liked my bush and as soon as i spread wide ahahaha the reactions from some was hilarious. OMG NOOOO

[GTAboyWonder]

Alright, get ready for the almost ultimate trolling!

QUOTE

Stranger: asl You: 18 f IL Stranger: Do you have a kik? You: what does that mean? lol Stranger: Do you have a Stranger: Kik Stranger: ? Stranger: A kik You: kik? Stranger: Yeah You: dick? Stranger: Yes i have a dick Stranger: Di you have a kik You: chick? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QUOTE

Stranger: 17 male cali You: 16 female italy Stranger: Wasssssuuuppp You: nothin' Stranger: Boredom? You: yup. and hornydom Stranger: do you have kik? Stranger: We could just have some hot discussions here You: no. idon't have one. i live in a poor village in venice, and i don't have good internet connection. so we could talk here, big boy! You: by the way. my browser may disconnect me whi You have disconnected.

[kevinbob]

This guy was trolling so badly on chatroulette haha, he's a writer, that's like the ultimate troll, it's funny to see his replies for random people

[Claude94]

I was the question asker in this.

QUOTE

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Can we dance if we want to? Stranger 2: Can we leave this world behind? Stranger 1: We can leave your friends behind. Stranger 1: Because they don't dance. Stranger 1: And if they don't dance, well, y'know. Stranger 1: They're not my friends. Stranger 2: Then they aint no friends of mine. Stranger 1: Nope. Stranger 2: Damn straight. Stranger 2: Now I'll be singing this all night. Stranger 1: Oh my god, I know. Stranger 1: Dammit. Stranger 2: I feel like this was a trap. Stranger 1: It was the plan all along. Stranger 1: To get this song stuck in our head. Stranger 1: And it..... Stranger 1: ..... Stranger 1: ..... Stranger 1: .... Stranger 1: Is. Stranger 2: Evil. Genius. Stranger 1: We should have known. Stranger 2: I feel so foolish. Stranger 2: And now...it's just too late. Stranger 1: We're too far gone. Stranger 1: Beyond the point of no return Stranger 2: Well, Stranger 2: We might as well then, Stranger 1: Oh god, you're right. Stranger 1: We might as well. Stranger 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plpn_S71erY Stranger 2: I'll regret this so much soon. Stranger 1: I'm ahead of you, buddy. Stranger 1: Well, I'll get going to the next question. Stranger 2: It's been real. Godspeed. Stranger 1: Yes, farewell. Stranger 1 has disconnected

I just can't get enough of the Safety Dance, and now neither can they.

[Gst0395]

Omegle is an interesting site. One thing that freaks me out though on the video section is the countless number of guys who show themselves jerking off. I have trolled people a few times for a laugh, but have them saved as pictures. Can't be bothered posting them here.

[King Of Monra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: Hi, have you seen the new batman movie?

Stranger: no

You: Are you planning to?

Stranger: yes

You: So I should not tell you that batman dies at the end?

Stranger: f*ck YOU!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



(Mind you that I actually have not seen the movie myself.)

[ItzMyFate]

You : hi
Stranger : what's up?
You : just found out that CTRL + W does wonders.
*stranger has disconnected*

[Gst0395]

QUOTE (ItzMyFate @ Friday, Jul 20 2012, 13:12)

You : hi Stranger : what's up? You : just found out that CTRL + W does wonders. *stranger has disconnected*

I tried that, and this happened.

QUOTE

Stranger: hey You: press ctrl and w, just do it Stranger: f*ck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Greenline]

I did the can we dance if we want to question. I'm the question asker.

QUOTE

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Can we dance if we want to? Stranger 2: I wanna dance Stranger 1: me too! Stranger 2: I want to lapdance Stranger 1: you do? Stranger 2: Yeah Stranger 2: Are you a male? Stranger 1: yes i am. Stranger 2: Would you like it if i started grinding on your big throbbing cock? Stranger 1: yes i would like that! Stranger 2: And then, maybe i could start stroking it a little Stranger 1: sure, but what sex do you have? Stranger 2: and slowly start to suck on it, just slowly at the shaft Stranger 2: I'm a female :3 very horny right now Stranger 1: i am too! after you started talking to me! Stranger 2: Well, you ruined the mood a bit now Stranger 2 has disconnected

I was yelling at stranger 1 "2's a DUDE. DONT BELIEVE THIS sh*t!"

[Gst0395]

If anyone wants to troll Omegle users, copy and paste this into your message.

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I hope putting this up isn't worthy of me getting a ban.

Maybe send someone this as well.


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This post has been edited by Gst0395 on Saturday, Jul 21 2012, 00:41

[King Of Monra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny

You: ctrl+w, = free porn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hambones]

Stranger: i need a butt massage
You: i bet your butt is hairy
You: like tarzan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not trolling at all but i thought it belonged here

[ItzMyFate]

Ctrl + w is supposed to close you're browser. Just like alt f4 but less known

[TheTerminatorNY]

Stranger: asl

You: 28/batman dies/nyc (Spoiler is made up, I haven't seen the movie yet)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[helloworld]

This one is hilarious!

QUOTE

You: are you christian? Stranger: Catholic. Stranger: Why? You: you like little boys? Stranger: Since I am a girl, yes. Stranger: Oh no!! Stranger: I didn't read that! Stranger: I missed the "little" bit! Stranger: OMGosh! Stranger: No! Stranger: Don't insult my religion you meanie!! Stranger: It's not funny to bully other people's faith! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ferocious Banger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: How are you
You: do u want me to tell "it"?
Stranger: Whats "it"
You: do u want me to tell "it" or not?
Stranger: Ok tell me it
You: "It"
You: told
Stranger: Is that all u have to say about "it"
You: u want me to say more?
Stranger: Well u didn't say much so sure
You: more
You: told.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SAY HI FIRST
You: Hey I just met you and this is crazy
You: ...
You: asl
Stranger: lmaoooo
Stranger: better i guess
Stranger: f19dickville
You: you want me to tell "my interests"?
Stranger: go for it
You: "my interests"
You: told.
Stranger: you are AMAZING
Stranger: wife me
You: No I am not.My name is something else
Stranger: please. i muts know!
You: let me tell u my name
You: ..
You: my name
Stranger: *nose bleedd*
Stranger: whyyyyyy
You: *bleed
Stranger: wife me now?
You: why should I?
Stranger: i worship the ground you walk on
You: I fly
Stranger: i sing to the skys you fly through
You: good
You: u gay bro?
You: I am a guy
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: i see no problem here
You: That's good.
You: Sorry,I can't marry u at this time
You: u want me to tell the reason?
Stranger: if you say "the reason" i will cut you
You: u can't cut me through the net..
You: u want me to tell u why?
Stranger: no. you will wife me. you will wife me now
You: There are a lot of legal troubles unf*ckinfortunately.
Stranger: k whose the bitch i gotta kill
You: lots of bitches
You: bitches love me
You:
You: okay,shall I tell u who the bitch is?
Stranger: sure sure
You: who the bitch is
You: told.
Stranger: *dead
You: technically u ain't dead yet.
Stranger: technically I'm not
You: exactly
Stranger: still wanna have ur babies
You: nice.
You: what's ur age babe?
Stranger: 19
You: f*ckin mother of god.Same age!
You: U have sexual thoughts?
You: ?
Stranger: about you? the filthiest
You: not about me obviously for u don't even know me.

Just general thoughts.Are u gals as horny as men are?Cos a lot, alot of me fap daily.Do u shickh skhich?
You: *men
You: *a lot of men
Stranger: lmao these last five minutes have told me enough. you are perfect. and i wouldn't no but i'm gonna say definilty not as bad lol
You: so when was ur last skhick?
Stranger: the second you said hi. when was your last cap?
Stranger: fap*
You: skhick for bitches(not in a rude way)
Stranger: uhhh what
You: *Shlick
You: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shlick
Stranger: i know what it means lol
You: Ha!
Stranger: ha what
You: "Haha!" was what I meant.
Stranger: you were a god a minutes ago. now you lost me
You: OMFG.You found the truth!.c,.v.cv.
You: I am THE GOD!
You:
Stranger: oh f*ck THE god. like THE f*cking GOD
Stranger: DONT MOVE i need to show my mom this
You: I am THE f*cking GOD.
Stranger: and I'm the gods wife
Stranger: life is good
You: wife's life is her husband-1

your life is good-2

Substituting 1 and 2

your life is GOD!
You: -3
Stranger: OH EM GEE
Stranger: *DEAD DEAD DEAD DEA
You: Your life is what you are
You: Your life is GOD
You: You ARE God
You: God and Goddess
You: a couple
Stranger: lol are you high on something?
You: Sitting on quiet a tall chair.

So,technically I am high on something
You: Not to mention the 10th floor.That's quite high too
Stranger: just as i suspected
Stranger: your crazy
You: I am not crazy,my parents named me something else

This post has been edited by Ferocious Banger on Thursday, Jul 26 2012, 05:01

[jake14001]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: horny female
Stranger: horny male
You: oh haha:) age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: you?
You: 14:)
Stranger: so what ae you doing?
You: fingering my pu**y, hbu?
Stranger: really well i laying on my bed
You: really? are you stroking your co**?
Stranger: i can if you get me hard
You: ohaha:) i wanna jump on you so bad
Stranger: mmm baby
You: wanna hear a secret?
Stranger: what?
You: im a man
Stranger: really?
You: yea
Stranger: why do you do this?
You: trolling
Stranger: cool well at least i didnt
You: hahaha WIN!
Stranger: c**t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Notna]

Lol, I did a long talk with some horny loser. After a discussion for about half an hour I quickly wrote "trolled" and disconnected Unfortunately I forgot to copy paste it