[StoneHead37]

This is really funny. I pretended to be a chick to have a laugh with this loser.

You: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20, female, usa
You: asl?
Stranger: 22, m, usa
You: cool. where you live?
Stranger: u 1st
You: miami
Stranger: REALLYYY!?
You: yup
Stranger: me tooo!
You: really?!!!
Stranger: yah!
You: awesome!
Stranger you want 2 get together
You: of course!
Stranger: and have sex?!
You: yup! you know what your going to like most about me?
Stranger: WHAT!
You: my giant penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[deepthroatgta6]

Stranger: Male 19 Cali

You: 19F, France. what time is it there?

Stranger: I'm in Orange County California, Newport Beach to be more exact

Stranger: 12:40

You: and wat you doing?

Stranger: just kicking it listening to some music

You: rock or rap?

Stranger: rock of course

You: of course..

Stranger: Hate rap with a passion no offense

Stranger: How are you?

You: None taken. I'm good.. Its late night..

You: i can't sleep..

Stranger: I kinda figured that. Why can't you sleep?

You: i don't know really..

Stranger: I'm sorry that does suck I'm sorry... I'm just wasting time hoping for friends to be ready to hit up the beach

You: That's nice.. i wish i was at the beach in this dark night..

Stranger: it's beautiful and so do you seem to be, beautiful.

You: I'm kinda. Don't know.

Stranger: i bet your a knockout..

You: Mmmm.. definitely not a knockout.. but ya, m hot.

Stranger: Wish i was lol I'm not a whiteboy like all the other girls here like I'm Brazilian and Portuguese but grew up here haha

You: Dark skinned treat?

Stranger: I'm mocha colored lol

You: mocha..yumm!!

Stranger: i guess lol

You: well, i better try to fall asleep, or i'll end up getting too wet to sleep.. nights make me hungry..

Stranger: oh wow lol luckily I still am a Virgin hahaha

You: virgin? its a pity.. i wouldn't have let i be if i had been there with you..

Stranger: hahahahahahhaha i enjoy being one I want the right girl not just any girl

You: thats cute..

Stranger: it is, I just want a girl to fully love and appreciate and then I'll give it up hahahaha

You: you're a nice guy, delicious.

Stranger: probably idk. I'm just me and not trying to be anything I'm not

You: really appreciable..

Stranger: Thanks so what do you look like if you don't mind me asking'

You: i'm skinny, wild. 5'6.. n have mysterious eyes.. that's what boys tell me..

Stranger: that's cool, I'm 5'9 Stocky fit basketball player, blue eyes when relaxed, brown when normal, red when angry

You: black when horny?

Stranger: almost black lol

Stranger: what color are your eyes?

You: they're black..

Stranger: Thats nice. :-)

Stranger: too bad your in France lol

You: Too bad.. too bad that we're far..

Stranger: yeah always can email back and forth

You: no, m sorry.. i hope you don't feel bad. I'm looking for a guy.. but we're too far for that..

Stranger: not talking relationship just a friend lol I'm going to Europe this summer for basketball anyways but okay then

You: i know.. but I AM desperately looking for a guy.. you wont understand..

Stranger: why are you looking for one so badly if I may ask?

You: Coz i need someone to be mine.. i feel empty.. hungry..

Stranger: Awwwww I'm sorry hun I know how you feel

You: its k.. wat about ur beach plans?

Stranger: I'm sorry you feel lonely if I was there I would hold you close and watch a movie with you

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-HPOHu8mY&feature=related A SONG FOR YOU!

You: thanks.. What's your name?

Stranger: Tyler, and yours miss?

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life..

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

Stranger: huh?

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

You: sing along..

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

You: son of sunder.. our destiny is in sight.. this is the end from to celebrate your life

You: My blood thirsty teeth want you.. I'll haunt you forever, Tyler.

Stranger: wha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GTAking33]

I figured I'd give it a try so...

QUOTE

You: hi Stranger: hi You: sup? Stranger: nuthing u? You: nuthing u? Stranger: nuthing u? You: nuthing u? Stranger: stop copying me You: stop copying me Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: m You: 23 f NY Stranger: 20/m/usa Stranger: So hi hottie You: hi how r u? Stranger: bored you? You: same or i wouldnt be here lo. You: lol Stranger: good point so are you cute You: how would you know? but ur sweet thanks Stranger: I wouldn't I was asking you I just forgot the ? Stranger: lol You: oh lol yeah i guess i am Stranger: got a picture? I have one of me Stranger: http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-...98_629022_n.jpg You: no i dont know how to download them to the internet You: youre hansome tho You: id defiantly do you if i had the chance. you single? Stranger: yep Stranger: can you send them in a text maybe? I would love to know if I would do you. You: sorry but it cost too much and im in a tight spot right now we can flirt tho You: or talk nasty thad b nice Stranger: ok well just describe how hot you really are. You: brunette 5'6" skinny white Stranger: anything else? You: like? Stranger: think about it hottie Its a turn on for me to lay yourself out for me. You: oh i can get laid for sure! You: lol Stranger: How big are your tits? You: c cup Stranger: How about your legs and ass. You: I have a nice ass i should know because i worked hard on it You: my legs are nice too i guess Stranger: Ever f*cked a guy with a 8 inch dick? You: no actually i havent You: have you? Stranger: how big was the last guy you f*cked? You: 7 Stranger: Well mine is 8 inches and 2 inches wide think you can take that in your tight pussy You: and my ass Stranger: good girl You: will you rub my tentacle too? Stranger: you have a tentacle? You: yes and a giant penis You: will you rub them? Stranger: I'm confused you have both? lol You: oh yeah and sharks with frickin "lasers" attached to their frickin heads! Stranger: hahahaha I get in your trolling. lol Stranger: I'm pretty good at that myself .lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and last

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: you trolling? Stranger: no... Stranger: are you You: i was Stranger: ok Stranger: not a good troll if you ask if I'm trolling You: im not now You: i got my fair share of laughs Stranger: lol Stranger: asl? You: 21 m us You: u? Stranger: 18 m usa Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fireguy109]

Found this on Imgur.

[GTAking33]

LMFAO this one was great!

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny f? You: yes Stranger: mmmm, age? You: 23 Stranger: im male 19 Stranger: u wanna suck my big dick? You: i said i was horny didnt i Stranger: mmm, do you role play? You: ill do anything Stranger: ok your my horny sexy teacher and im the innocent student that is failing your class Stranger: You: Can you be John Conner? Stranger: sure why? You: because I am the terminator and I've been sent back in time to kill you. You: I'll be back Stranger: f*ck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Notna]

My best troll so far.

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey. You: What are you here for? Stranger: anything im horny but wouldnt mind a nice chat you? You: Horny, I see. You: m/f? Stranger: are you? Stranger: m Stranger: you You: Well, I am not lesbian so just guess. Stranger: f You: Watch my vid before youtube deletes it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ. Stranger: okayy. Stranger: congrats and f*ck you You have disconnected.

TROLOLOLOLO.

[El Zilcho]

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: f 15 us Stranger: 19 m usa here Stranger: whats up You: nuthin much You: you? Stranger: same, dont mind talking to an older guy? You: no Stranger: got a bf? You: no Stranger: how many have you had You: haha just kidding I'm 16 from Uk, you're a pedo Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by El Zilcho on Tuesday, Apr 3 2012, 18:44

[komalr]

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: my panties are sooooo wet You: good god women, pee in the bathroom.. Stranger: i use my bed You: good god women you're lazy.. You: are you fat? Stranger: not at all You: my god you'r liar too.. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cosmic Gypsy]

Stranger: m or f
You: male, u?
Stranger: f
You: how old are you?
You: and where are you from
Stranger: 19 usa
You: im 21, from the UK
Stranger: ok
You: so what part of the US u live?
Stranger: LA
You: nice
You: u smoke weed?
Stranger: no
You: fair play
You: so what are you wearing?
Stranger: bra pants u
You: jeans, hoody, shoes
Stranger: ok
You: so what kind of body u got?
You: nice tits?
Stranger: nice and yeh d
You: nice
You: i might just have a wank right now innit
Stranger: ok
You: right im off to masturbate

She disconnected.

[VF94]

No worries,chances are she was a he.

[WizardOfTruth]

Well now......


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: 15 m england looking for girl to rolplay x


You: f here


You:


Stranger: yaaay;)


You: i am 17


You: lol


Stranger: perfect


You: so what do you want to do?


You:


Stranger: roleplay;)x


You: ok go ahead start it off


You:


You: tell me what you would do to me


You:


Stranger: right your my baby sitter and your coming to look after me and my little bro okay?x


You: ok go on


You:


Stranger: ummm my little brother aslleep now soo guees its just us to hun x


You: yes it is also i am wearing tight jeans a white tank top


You:


You: and i am laying down on your couch


Stranger: you look well fit;) can i come lie down byyou?x


You: of course you can


You:


Stranger: i lay bye you and stare straight into your eyes x


You: i stare back and say "Wow your eyes are beautiful!"


You: then precede to look down towards your pants


You:


Stranger: so are yours!:') theyre unreal!x


Stranger: its quite hot ennit;)x


You: yes it is! so i ask if you dont mind that i take off my pants and wear my underwear


You:


Stranger: that would be nice;) ill join you sexy x


You: i take your hand and ask you to stroke my body from my breasts down to my stomach


You:


Stranger: i start rubbing your boobs and down your tummy and end up grabbing your ass!x


Stranger: my dick gets really hard x


You: i let out a big moan! i then ask you to please take your hand and put it in my underwear and reach for my nice big hard cock!


You:


Stranger: what?


You: i then ask you to stroke my throbbing cock and speed up the pace as you go


Stranger: wtf?


Stranger: your the girl?


You: come on man you can't be this f*cking stupid how many times has a girl been on here? let alone wanted to roleplay? geez


You: not only are you gay but your f*cking stupid


You:


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cosmic Gypsy]

You: so u play video games?
Stranger: indeed i do
You: PC, 360 or PS3?
Stranger: 360
You: ahh damn
You: im PS3
Stranger: would play PS3 if i had one
Stranger: just cant justify buying it
Stranger: not yet anyway
You: yeah no reason to buy it if u got 360 already
Stranger: not enough exclusives that i want right now
You: i must admit i do like the ps3 exclusives
You: nothing to justify buying a new console
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: however if they made Kindom Hearts 3 and it was PS3 exclusive i'd be getting one as soon as!
You: i was just about to ask what kinda games u play
Stranger: fps, 3rd person shooters, fighting games, rpgs, adventure games
Stranger: dont play sport games
You: nice variation
You: i used to play sport games, not any more
You: im into fpc, adventure games and gangster games
You: fps*
Stranger: ah GTA 5 soon
You: YES
You: YES INDEED
Stranger: looking so nice
You: agreed!
You: i thought the same with gta 4 though, and that let me down
Stranger: hmm i can see where you're coming from, but i still enjoy playing it from time to time
Stranger: was no where good as the ps2 ones though
You: what kind of crime based game allows the player to go bowling but not to mug people or rob shops and houses or have decent fist fights, and yeah i enjoy playin it still regardless
Stranger: hahah very true
You: the warriors is my favourite game of all time
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: fantastic game
You: INNIT
Stranger: fantastic soundtrack as well
You: haha yeah, the film was so legendary
Stranger: oh that bit where he throws the baseball bat athe cop in slow motion!!! piss my self every time
You: lool init
You: man i wish they would re make the warriors
You: or atleast make GTA more like it
Stranger: yep
You: any way mate i think im all chatted out
Stranger: haha fair enough nice talking to you
You: good speaking to a like minded person on the net, good to meet u
You: u 2, inabit man
Stranger: always a pleasure


No trolling involved but still, this guy was sound, we spoke about events within the UK (hes my age living in scotland) and about religion and music. this is just the video game section of our convo.

[RipGore]

I'm not racist. But some people's reactions are priceless. I respect Indian people becuase one of them is my friend! soo bleh!

This post has been edited by RipGore on Monday, May 21 2012, 06:53

[Alazone]

This is chat roulette, and this is not a troll - but this guy has to be the coolest person I ever talked to on Omegle or Chat Roulette.



Connected to somebody.

Location: Italy

You: hey!
You: ciao!
You: Italiano?
Partner: hi
You: Hey what's up amico
Partner: si
You: Yeaa I'm learning Italian
You: my favorite culture
Partner: bravo
You: Amazing music, and food
You: Heard of Dean Martin?
Partner: music no too much
Partner: food it s true
You: ah come on!
You: youve got the best music!
Partner: yes
You: older music I should say
Partner: no
Partner: ah ok
You: Lou monte
You: louis prima
You: ever heard of them?
Partner: i don t know them
You: Damn!
You: Wow, youtube it
You: It's amazing music
Partner: ok
Partner: i looking for
Partner: ok
You: I prefer older Italian music.. Like 30's-50's
Partner: yeah it s better
You: It's good right?
You: I am amazed by how moral there culture is.
Partner: me too hihihi
You: the mafia dosen't push dope, disrespect women, anything like that
You: their all stand-up guys
Partner: it true
Partner: have you
Partner: ever been in italy?
You: Nope
You: it's sad
You: One day, one day
You: To the hills of sicily!
Partner: sardegna
You: Oh yeah!
Partner: it s better
You: that's nice
You: Florence
Partner: florence
Partner: rome
Partner: venezia
You: yup
You: so what are the politics like in italy?
You: Lean towards Socialism or Capitialism?
Partner: capitalism
You: Way to go italy!
You: haha
You: No offense
Partner: ahahaha
Partner: no problem ahah
You: You socialist?
You: or Democrat, whatever you wanna call it
Partner: i little
You: oh that's cool
Partner: democrat
You: Yea
Partner: don t exist
You: In italy?
Partner: yes
Partner: so
Partner: in italy
Partner: say
Partner: that
You: Oh - I didn't know..
Partner: there is democracy
You: Yea
Partner: listen
You: hold on
Partner: in itali there is democracy
You: oh
Partner: but don t exist
Partner: it hard to explicate
Partner: in english
You: I understand.
You: Democracy - but not a specific name for suporters of democracy?
You: I can hear
Partner: yes
You: Yes! I knew it!
You: I am so cool
You: Anyways, I think it'd be a good place to live
Partner: so what do you do in life
Partner: ?
You: Ah - I got to school
You: I'm not 18 yet
You: don't worry, I'm not the policia
You: haha
Partner: i gotta no problem
Partner: so what your name
Partner: ?
You: Yea - you aren't as bad as half the other sick minded asshole son here..
You: assholes*
You: I mess with em' you know make em think I'm F.B.I
Partner: people is crazy
You: I know.
You: They can do it private, not on internet airwaves.
You: what do you do?
You: if you don't mind me asking.
Partner: i m a seller
Partner: of many products
You: You make profit of things you buy?
Partner: like sky for television
You: oh
Partner: it difficult
Partner: i take
Partner: just a little
Partner: part
Partner: but
Partner: i play
Partner: pianoi
Partner: for my second job
You: Oh, that's cool
You: you play well?
Partner: peaple say that
You: Do you plan on pursuing that career?
Partner: ? sorrry
You: Do you want to be that someday
You: pianist
Partner: this is a dream
You: Yea, it's a good dream in Italy.
You: Not so much in america
Partner: oh yeah
You: People don't respect music her
Partner: why not in america
You: here*
Partner: ?
Partner: here too
Partner: cause
Partner: in radio can you listen
Partner: just sh*t
You: Yea - here too
You: It's crap
You: Just noises
You: Do you play video games?
Partner: yes but
Partner: this music like
Partner: call of duty the best
You: haha
You: xbox?
You: cigarette!
You: So cool
Partner: play 3
Partner: yes
You: so you have xbox live?
Partner: no i don t have
Partner: it
You: Damn it!
Partner: i got play 3
You: play 3? Oh ps3
You: haha
You: I have xbox
Partner: ahahahah
You: |
You: Damn
Partner: play
Partner: to muchg money
You: Oh come one man!
You: It's cheaper
You: the console it self
Partner: i must buy everithin piano
Partner: keyboard
Partner: and now i don t have money
Partner: but
Partner: my
Partner: brother
Partner: want it
Partner: so my father
Partner: will
Partner: by after the scool
You: Oh
Partner: wiill buyù
You: you know - I really looked forward to playi ng xbox with you!
You: Damn!
Partner: i m sorry
You: It's fine man
You: haha
You: Do you have Gta?
You: Grand Theft Auto
Partner: yes
Partner: i gotta many games like fifa
Partner: and other
You: Well, it just so happens I am a part of the largest gta fansite in the world.
You: And..
Partner: like this
You: It's a social place
You: a forum
You: ever heard of something like that?
Partner: a coool
Partner: no
You: It would be cool to have you sign up there..
You: We could talk daily
Partner: what is the addres
Partner: ?
You: Www.gtaforums.com
You: I love it
You: yes
Partner: aaaaaaaaaa ok
You: they have clans for xbox and ps3
Partner: i know it
You: you know it?
Partner: i have heard
Partner: i understan
You: from where?
Partner: ther is a fun page on facebook to
You: yea
You: I don't use facebook much
You: I deleted my account
Partner: why
Partner: ?
You: Well - I don't se a point in it. Here I am under 18, and the only things on their is spam.
You: From my friends
You: you are an adult- so you have a use for it
You: I don't see the point in wasting my time posting spam bullsh*t
Partner: what s your name?
You: Jon
You: Jonathan
Partner: i m manuel
You: Nice to meet you.
Partner: it s a pleasure
You: So, you interested in going on GTAF with me?
You: haha
You: gtaforums
Partner: ahhaha
Partner: ok i ll go in
You: Alright
You: you just tell me your username and I'll message you.
You: There are a whole lot of features I'll say that mcuh
You: you can join groups for Xbox and PS3
You: It's just a fun social club
Partner: okk
You: cool man
You: my profile.
Partner: ok
Partner: so i must to go work now
You: wait
Partner: what time is it there
Partner: ?
You: 12:00 am
You: haha
Partner: ahahahahahha
You: wait, are you going to sign up?
You: if not we will never speak again
You:
Partner: give me your e mail
You: ok, *Censored email
Partner: wait
You: Email me when you sign up
You: ok
You: I'll wait
Partner: i write
Partner: yor e mail
You: ok
You: whats urs?
You: just so I can have it as back up
You: haha
Partner: ok
Partner: nice to met you jon
You: wait
You: What's urs so I can write it
Partner: urs
Partner: what is it
Partner: ?
You: yours
You: *Censored email
You: is mine
You: ok
Partner:*Censored email
You: alright wait
Partner: *Censored email
Partner: PERFECT
You: GOOD
You: Nice tlaking to you man
Partner: it later jon i must to go
You: have a good day
You: see you manuel
You:
Partner: thank you my friend
You: Amico
Partner: you too
You: Ciao
Partner: amico
Partner: ciaoooooo
You: ciaoooo

[AH64Hunter]

I laughed when the Bieber fan spelled it's name wrong.

[Vercetti27]

I laughed when you spelt torture wrong

[Triple Penetration]

[dansgas1000]

My awesome chat:

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Intel, and NVIDIA. You: hi You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: you got some taste mate You: u are pc gamer? Stranger: not that hardcore anymore, but yeah still playing You: cool You: what GPU u have? Stranger: gtx460 Stranger: you? You: sh*tty on board radeon 3200 HD You: but am getting new gaming rig soon You: which will have GTX 670 You: :D Stranger: :D You: and 3570k i5 Stranger: eh Stranger: ill pass on ivy You: yeah it runs hot You: why dont you recomend it? Stranger: i dont know... expensive, runs hot, only ~10% advantage on same clock ... for me only hd4000 would make it worthy since im not a hc overclocker You: yeah i agree with you You: should i go for 2500k then? Stranger: well if you have the money go for a 2700k :P You: and how does your 460 perform? Stranger: its still alright Stranger: does its job in full hd You: can u max out latest games? You: this is a great chat :D Stranger: yeah, diablo3, max payne3 runs at highest @ full hd, battlefield 3 almost ultra Stranger: hahaXD You: wow nice :) You: how much ram u have? You: i have 2gb DDr2 Stranger: 'only' 8gigs Stranger: of corsair vengeance low profile You: you say u can run MP3 max out but it requires 16GB ram dosent it for maxed out? You: you are replying late it might be lag or are you taking long time? Stranger: hm Stranger: nah Stranger: was away:D You: lol ok:D Stranger: of corse it doesnt require Stranger: its bullsh*t You: lol You: what case have you got? You: i will get HAf 912 plus Stranger: bitfénix shinobi Stranger: but planning on some HAF too You: never heard of that case i will google it hang on... You: i see You: how much was it? Stranger: its alright but i need better ventilation Stranger: hmmm around 100$ i guess Stranger: no Stranger: less Stranger: around 75 You: so it must be a decent case then :) You: have you got GTA IV for PC? Stranger: yeah You: HOW DOES IT RUN?????? :D Stranger: sh*tty to be honest :D You: yeah it has bad port You: lazy rockstar games You: are you a GTA fan? Stranger: lets hope gta5 will use max payne engine Stranger: yep You: OH GOOD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You: Hey Niko lets go bowling Stranger: :D You: do u like COd i hate it Stranger: only the old ones Stranger: cod2 You: i have MW3 it is ok so i didint mean to say 'crap' but not specially good maybe 6.5/10 You: may i ask ASL? Stranger: you first:D You: 14 UK Male You: u? Stranger: 18 Hungary m You: nice :) You: gta 6 is out tomorrow lol You: :D Stranger: lol Stranger: are oyu getting an aftermarket cpu cooler? You: yes maybe 212 evo or better i maybe get siver arrow You: i want to overc lock to maybe 4.5GHZ You: can u suggest anything?:D Stranger: i myself use a noctua nh-d14 You: How much are they cost? Stranger: but the best air based out there now is the phanteks (like 1C better?) Stranger: pretty much You: ok thanks You: there are some awesome ppl on omegle You: they are usally just trollers but i like you u are cool :) Stranger: like Stranger: 60pounds You: ok You: Do you like AMD Radeon cards or are u an Nvidia fan? You: personally i like NVIDIA Stranger: me too You: yeah You: i wish i had the new GTX690 ♥ :D Stranger: ill stick to nvidia even if amd is slightly better for the same price You: yeah Stranger: that looks gorgeous:D You: and AMD CPUS are really bad You: io have Athlon dual core 5400+ in my box You: i forgot to ask about your CPU what do you have? Stranger: i7 2600k You: nice You: but if you are just gaming you only need an i5 although a K i5 you know the models with the K on the end are always best lol :D You: if u know what i mean Stranger: yep You: i3 runs games but only low maybe medium settings You: i3 are ok but i probably wouldent get one You: i'd love an xeon 12 core :D Stranger: haha You: they are best Stranger: thats not for gaming You: no Stranger: i think Stranger: is is lga2011? You: but still must be able to run in games? Stranger: is it* You: idk You: what internet speed are you getting may i ask? Stranger: 80mbits down Stranger: around 10 up You: HOLY f*ckING sh*t :D Stranger: haha:D You: i get 4-5mbps down and 0.4 up :(((((( Stranger: ouch:D You: god we have crap internet in our house You: it takes forever to upload a Windows movie maker 720p youtube video like 2hr sometimes for 5 min video :( You: they are improving it though i heard You: :) Stranger: :S Stranger: so the wires themselves wont let you get a faster? You: idk You: idk much about internet speeds and stuff :D You: what is your favorite gta? *le sudden change of subject :P Stranger: hm Stranger: ive played the msot with vice city, i guess You: i got that for PC a ffew day ago You: 50-70fps maxed out 720p with my specs You: so good :) You: and san andreas medium settings no AA no AF max draw disatnce low effects 30fps on MTA:SA You: on the CIt server that is which has 500-700 players You: *cit Stranger: lol You: yup really bad :( You: i no have IV for PC for obious reasons :) You: sh*t my spelling is bad today Stranger: haha You: how long have u been a GTA fan? Stranger: since 3 Stranger: gta3:D You: wow :D Stranger: not age of 3 You: yeah i no what u meant :D You: do u have gtaforums.com account? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mockage]

Haha! I acted as a stripper and this fool came up.

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Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m or f? You: f You: asl? Stranger: whr from? Stranger: m 21 You: los angeles Stranger: sweet! You: im 21 You: i work in a nightclub Stranger: naaice You: where r u from Stranger: what work? Stranger: moi india Stranger: what do u do? You: i work at avalon nightclub You: im a stripper Stranger: i got lucky

f*cking hilarious.

[HOLDMYBALLSACK]