[Tetsuo2501]

I would like to get the GTAF community involved in something that could spawn some serious laughs. Each week I'll post on the original post the troll line to use on unsuspected omegle.com users. I will not post actual spoilers to anything; so there's no real butthurt. Care to add your best convo's; but keep them short, we don't need paragraphs to read.


Lets have a warning.

ANYONE who mentions GTAF or GTANET in this trolling sh*t, will face a weeks temp ban. I'm not having GTAFS/GTANETs name be dragged through the mud, and likened to 4chan because of some people who do it for the lulz.

- GK



This week's troll:

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Edward dies in Eclipse

(thanks Runey)

And because Ottae had to piss in my cereal..

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Do you like Justin Bieber?

if the answer is yes respond with:

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He has a new song out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFn26ntmSsg

NOTE: Please remember that these aren't actual spoilers.

Have at it fellow GTAF'ers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: 24/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: v You: 24/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: f*ck u , y u have to ruin the movie for me BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by Tetsuo2501 on Tuesday, Jul 6 2010, 22:36

[Otter]

Ha.

I posted that as my facebook status. Time to sit back and watch the lullz roll in.

[Mealing]

So evil.. I've done the exact same thing.
Also:

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Stranger:  hi asl? You: 22/m/woody dies in toy story 3 Stranger: f*ck Stranger: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT? Stranger: f*ck f*ck NO Stranger: .... Stranger: I WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVEI Stranger: MOVIE Stranger: TONIGHT You: It's good, I'd recommend it Stranger: well thanks for the advice.. you ruined my afternoon You: No problem. You: Have a good one. You have disconnected.

This post has been edited by Mealing on Friday, Jun 25 2010, 17:57

[johnny_zoo]

Tried it a couple times but they all disconnect once Ive told them the spoiler.

[Spinach]

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Stranger:  hello You: hey You: guess what? Stranger: what You: woody dies in toy story 3 Stranger: nooooo! rlyy You: ya Stranger: how Stranger: wat bitches You: he gets crushed Stranger: NEVERRRRRR! Stranger: sh*t!

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this.

[Rebel]

Haha awesome, I was about to have a bitch fit before I noticed that it wasn't actually a spoiler. I'll try this out later tonight and see how it goes.

[860]

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Stranger:  hi You: Hoi Stranger: what's going on? You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: yeah i know, i saw it. so sad. Stranger: buzz also takes it up the poop chute

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Stranger:  asl You: Hoi there. You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: 13 m australia Stranger: Stranger: not woody You: Sad huh? Stranger: yeh Stranger: but f*ck you Stranger: ruin the ending Stranger: wanker Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You:  Hpoi Stranger: Hey You: Hoi You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: OMG REALLY?? You: AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA Stranger: You die in 2 weeks from being hit by a bus You: That's a long time in hospital Stranger: Yes Stranger: you finally die from stupidity

Damn i'm bored.

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You:  Hoi Stranger: heyy asl? You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: wtf dude?1 Stranger: i didnt see it You: yeah he getscrushed Stranger: u suck You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA Stranger: bitch now u dont get a pic of my d size chest You: Stranger: suckaaa

This post has been edited by 860 on Friday, Jun 25 2010, 18:39

[Spider-Vice]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: 18/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: !!! whyy would u sayy that Stranger: u ruined it for meee Stranger: meanniiee

lol wut.

[OdDsOcK]

That's pretty darn fantastic. You make me want to jump in on this.

[jimmy.]

i'll play your game

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im fine thanx. hows u?
You: goood
You: just got back from toy story 3. woodie dies at the end
Stranger: oh....what!
Stranger: nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: omg
You: yeah bro
You: they're going to have a special funerary toy at burger king
Stranger: i think i just died
Stranger: omg

[Greasepalms]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy You: yo You: wanna know something? Stranger: sure You: woody dies in toy story 3 Stranger: wat???! You: yeah Stranger: why did u tell me tht?? Stranger: ur a meanie! u just made me cry You: you should watch the movie, it's great Stranger: i cant now u jerk. im crying blood You: why that? Stranger: cuz u hurt me You: how? I just told you the ending of the movie Stranger: yea. tht hurts You: probably doesn't hurt as it did to woody... poor bastard Stranger: u r sooooo gross dont tlk bout ur wood Stranger: u sicko Stranger: u r a disgrace Stranger: to all man kind Stranger: i cant believe i am tlking to such a perve Stranger: *perv You: ...

It goes on but the rest isn't really fun.

[Shark_Cipriani]

Tried for the first time. /Fail
You: Hi there
Stranger: 16 f uk
Stranger: and very very horny
You: 17/m/Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha. I see a big potential

EDIT: Second time

You: hi
You: wanna know an interesting fact?
Stranger: sure
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: no he doesnt i saw it
You: /fail

I am afraid we will try to troll each other

This post has been edited by Shark_Cipriani on Friday, Jun 25 2010, 18:56

[Toast999]

Stranger: indian?
You: oh yes
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: how cum?
Stranger: r u a gay or lesbo?
You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: so?

At least I tried

BTW im not really indian

[Canofceleri]

Didn't get to much Toy Story talk... god, all the people on here are probably fat f*cks never laid. All I get is, "you a horny F?"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey there are you a F over 21?
You: i'm a F over 12
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I'm over 21 and a Male
Stranger: wanna chat a bit?
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from?
You: laos
Stranger: really, a whats a nice Laotian girl over 21 doing today?
You: i'm only 13
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: oh well I miss read your reply sorry bye bye
You: no
You: wait
You: who says young girl old man cant talk?
Stranger: ok
You: you're deviant aren't you?
Stranger: you are under age and people will think I'm a perv
You: there's nothing wrong with being a degenerate, especially if you are american.
You: american have lot money, can do anything
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: thats funny
You: y
Stranger: do you think all americans are rich perverts?
You: always
You: its good though
Stranger: you know any americans?
You: 1 teach me english in the village. blone girl, very pretty
Stranger: oh so you don't know any american men
You: i know chuck norris. he's kind of cute. just on tv though.
Stranger: American men are very different from other men
You: how
Stranger: Well we are generally nice to our women, and we are usually happy to be loved
You: here they aremean
You: my daddy made me...
You: do terrible thing
Stranger: really what did he make you do?
You: when i was 7 he make me sex with his brother. when i wasnt good enough he give me type IV circumcision
Stranger: explain what is type IV circumcision
You: you know freudian "latency period"?
You: i am in latency forever. only my urethra is left, all else sewn up.
You: type IV is common in place like egypt... here usually only type II goes... but he was made
You: mad
Stranger: oh thats terrible, I thought that was only in Africa
You: this is why i am in such angst and existential dread.
You: i will never know the joys of clitoral stimulation, or engage in the risky coitus interruptus with 16 year old boy friend
Stranger: how are you doing in school?
You: i haven't been in long time.
Stranger: if you can study hard and get a good job, a surgeon can fix the damage, but it is an expensive operation
Stranger: what do you do now?
You: i have fashioned myself an autodidact. i have come to realize i am not like most 13 year old girl
Stranger: Autodidact? what do you mean?
You: my family has become threatened by my intelligence, they wish me only to be a common maid. so they forbid me to school. so i become autodidact, i teach myself.
Stranger: oh I see
You: i read western books online. balzac, voltaire, nietzsche, noam chomsky
You: and best of all, a book called the art of the troll
Stranger: so then you have a chance to better yourself that is good. Some americans like strong women. I do
You: have you read art of the troll?
Stranger: no I have not tell me about it
You: its when you can act a certain way and in a sense gain a person's trust.
You: they engage you but you always remain elusive
You: stringing them along to become powerful russian goddess
You: i love russia.
You: reading about the kremlin is my favorite.
You: if i had a good vagina i would definitely find handsome russian couple to make me their pet.
Stranger: have you ever read memiors of a geisha?
You: oh, bullsh*t from nippon!
You: i loathe stinking nips
Stranger: a good girl is more than just a good vagina, there are other parts that make up a good woman too
You: like asshole?
You: i know american man likes good tight asshole
Stranger: why do you waste your time hating the japanese, hatred is not productive
You: something must happen to american men in one of those psychosexual stages we were discussing
You: hate japanese because only good asians in laos, cambodia, or vietnam. places like that.
You: japs try to be american, it is sad
Stranger: how do you know americans like tight assholes?
You: it is nonstop on american pornography
You: maybe things have changed
You: it takes 20 years for american porn to come here
You: but in the 80s and 90s at least, tight assholes they love
Stranger: that is not entirely true, you know its only films and video not real life
You: you like toy story 3?
Stranger: really it takes 20years?
You: not for major motion pictures like toy story.
You: you like?
Stranger: I like to do animations and cartoons on my computer
You: of healthy vulvas?
Stranger: ha ha why do you ask me that?
You: i am fixated on the healthy vulva.
You: it is only natural i guess
You: i feel like a eunuch
Stranger: oh I do not think you are an eunuch, I think you need love in your family life and then you will develop a healthy sex drive.
You: i hear all about this american thing.
You: that girls can be cumming too
You: is that true?
Stranger: oh yes, that is my favorite thing to do to a woman
You: no way?! thats true?!
You: get out of town!
Stranger: of course its true
You: i'll be tickled pink. i thought they were lies.
You: someone you think can make my 13 year old vagina experience cumming even though i only have dick room for pee hole?!
Stranger: of course and you don't need to have a perfect vulva to experience it
You: do you think your penis would fit in my pee hole?
You: you must have small dick!
You: haha!
Stranger: you are only 13 I would not do it
You: you would not do it because of chris hansen, not because you don't want my type IV. you have small dick, that's why you on here.
You: i might only be good for harvesting rice paddies, but i know a small dickie when i see one typeing!
You: i am troll master, i know it all
Stranger: I guess you have run out of things to say, Its not nice to make fun of people who you don;t know.
You: dude. chill out.
You: i think it's pretty obvious that i'm not from Laos and i'm not a 13 year old girl, nimrod.
Stranger: yep it was from the start
You: why did you do this to yourself?
Stranger: Laotians are pretty nice people and have suffered greatly
You: i'm kidding, i'm 12 year old girl from greenland.
You: want to f*ck?
Stranger: what city in greenland?
You: why do you want to know? gonna track me down and hunt me?
Stranger: No because you don't know any cities in Greenland
You: what if i said i was from the tip?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheEazyDuzIt95]

Mine is really f*cked up and creepy


You: hi
You: SPOILER ALERT!!!
Stranger: asl
You: woody dies in Toy Story 3
Stranger: okay asl
Stranger: lol
You: he gets crushed to death
Stranger: are u on facebook
You: now, but I got a myspace
Stranger: ok. well. i am on twitter , tagged and facebook and msn
You: wanna check out my myspace?
Stranger: my name is khadijah whitre on facebook. yeah wud love too
You: http://www.myspace.com/i_luv_skateboarding
You: enjoy
You: thanks for messaging me, now I know where you live
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheScorpion]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: is m00t a fag? You: Woody dies in Toy Story 3 Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: f*ck YOU! Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fantastic

[Mr.c TO the J]

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Stranger: hi You: woody dies in toy story 3 Stranger: WTF NO Stranger: thats horrible You: yeah Stranger: im going to cry now You: buzz chose to save rex instead of woody Stranger: OMFG NO You: yeah Stranger: im depressed now You: sid came back from number one for revenge You: and killed all but buzz and rex Stranger: god Stranger: i cant even talk about this anymore

It's nice to see that there are others who enjoy omegle trolling as much as I do.

PS- Allot of these conversations are pure comedy gold.

[Kora]

Just got a Brazilian girl to take off her shirt for me.

She thought my wife was my sister...

Omegle's pretty fun .

[Woody510]

[Huricannez]

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Stranger:  heyyy im melissa You: hi there melissa! did you know that woody dies in Toy Story 3? Stranger: why did u wreck it for me Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facsbuk or download it!

That was the maximum amount of humour I got.