[GTA4 Niko Bellic]

1,000 Things You Learned In Chinatown War



Well, whether you loved it or hated it, you must have learned from it. Whether
it's something as simply as don't punch a cop in the face or something as
complicated as the mechanics of the game we know everything we learned
probably wasn't the same (I'm a Poet )
Seriously though anything you learned, this is the place to post it.
It can be literally anything you learned

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1.) NO SPAMMING (Don't ruin this topic with spams, there's absolutely no point in that, if you don't like this topic, then don't join us and don't post at all)

2.) No derogatory comments towards other members of the forums

3.) Only write 5 Things learned Per Post

4.) Probably the most important rule of all, HAVE FUN!

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I'll start with the first

1.) Never give your uncle money for anything because he'll most likely never return it

This post has been edited by GTA4 Niko Bellic on Sunday, May 23 2010, 19:04

[Kmeto 2]

2) Drugs = much money

[RICHM7]

no matter what happens. never trust anyone but yourself

[Tivo222]

3) That gang burritos are deadly

[IvoryX]

4) In every corner of the map we can find an Easter Egg.

[MadcapSmoky22]

.5- That Triads language is phucking awsom und they're total bwagging homiez n' all.

[DannyJC13]

6. This Game is F**king Epic......

[MadcapSmoky22]

sh*t guys we f*cked up numbers...now remember to read carefully, Tivo!
8. That cops will forgive you if you make profit off drugs, but try to buy some cocaine and you'll get a nighstick in your ass!

[Zedo Mann]

9. 2D safe-houses are the best places, and if cops see you going into one they will stop chasing you.

[DannyLee94]

10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

[GTA4 Niko Bellic]

QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 22 2010, 22:42)

10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

This seriously made me laugh so hard.

11) Don't do drugs

12) Never try to kill a person with that police bat

[Tivo222]

13) Dildos and Condoms ain´t hot dogs

[RICHM7]

oh, my bad guys i forgot to put number three. it wont happen again

This post has been edited by RICHM7 on Sunday, May 23 2010, 00:26

[Jayd_101]

QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 23 2010, 10:42)

10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!!

Dude, don't you think that may have been a bit racist? I've got a bit of chinese in me.

Ontopic:

13) If you get six stars, the tanks will blow you up.

14) That kenny killed Huangs father.

15) That if you don't smash the car window and let Huang drown, he'll say "SH*T!"

This post has been edited by Jayd_101 on Monday, May 24 2010, 04:29

[MadcapSmoky22]

QUOTE (Jayd_101 @ May 23 2010, 07:11)

QUOTE (DannyLee94 @ May 23 2010, 10:42) 10) If you're born Chinese.. kill yourself ASAP !!! Dude, don't you think that may have been a bit racist? I've got a bit of chinese in me. Ontopic: 13) If you get six stars, the tanks will blow you up. 14) That kenny killed Huangs father. 15) That if you don't smash the car window and let Huang drown, he'll say "SH*T!"

WATCH THE f*ckING NUMBERS!
17. That after passing mission no, you can't get that cool f*cking biker jacket
18.That Huang is gay and he can't pick up prostitues, instead he can kill them
19.That Chan is a pathetic f*ck.

[Kmeto 2]

20) In dumpster are guns.

[Tivo222]

21) Chan Jamoing´s name is based on 4chan

[H3NR1QU3]

QUOTE (Jayd_101 @ May 23 2010, 04:11)

14) That kenny killed Huangs father.

Use spoiler tag next time...

[RICHM7]

22) someday, you'll have to be partners with a cop

[MadcapSmoky22]

23. That Python is f*cking useless in this game, you need 10 seconds to kill someone with 2 shots and most likely they'll f*ck up with SMG's.
24. That people instead of getting wasted when having drugs and being chased by police, like more to run, but it sucks because you'll most likely get busted and that means 0 drugs 0 weapons, but when you get wasted you still have weapons and drugs.
25. Don't buy race cars, you'll f*ck them up anyway
26. Riding is more difficult than f*cking without legs
27.That Melanie is a stupid bitch.