[DJ Primate]

QUOTE (SICKRAGE @ Jan 9 2010, 18:22)

thnx for the ^ lol The chick that turnes out to be a 12 year old boy...guy This kid abuses people who think he's a girl over the mic. He flirts with guys leading them into his sinister little plot. First by saying stuff like "OMG I need protection from these assholes, can someone help me please?" then after you kill a few and have a very friendly conversation with it (lol) He reveals his true age and gender and starts yelling for his mom and calling you a perv. LMAO

I'm sorry but I do't see why you would have a "very friendly conversation" with anyone on GTA IV. I mean, even if it was a chick. I wouldn't put myself in that situation.

[SICKRAGE]

QUOTE (DJ Primate @ Jan 9 2010, 10:50)

QUOTE (SICKRAGE @ Jan 9 2010, 18:22) thnx for the ^ lol The chick that turnes out to be a 12 year old boy...guy This kid abuses people who think he's a girl over the mic. He flirts with guys leading them into his sinister little plot. First by saying stuff like "OMG I need protection from these assholes, can someone help me please?" then after you kill a few and have a very friendly conversation with it (lol) He reveals his true age and gender and starts yelling for his mom and calling you a perv. LMAO I'm sorry but I do't see why you would have a "very friendly conversation" with anyone on GTA IV. I mean, even if it was a chick. I wouldn't put myself in that situation.

I was speaking in general, not from personal experience. And yes I agree with you.
So rather you would fall victim to this or not doesn't matter. The fact is that- kids do this and people do fall for it still.

This post has been edited by SICKRAGE on Saturday, Jan 9 2010, 19:00

[DJ Primate]

QUOTE (SICKRAGE @ Jan 9 2010, 18:57)

I was speaking in general, not from personal experience. And yes I agree with you. So rather you would fall victim to this or not doesn't matter. The fact is that- kids do this and people do fall for it still.

Ok cool. Now it makes me laugh rather than creep me out

[TV1213]

People like you and me or dumbasses anyway:

The posse people:
Always has to be with 4 friends or more, or will just sit and shoot without much ammo, Thinks his friends are neat, but in battle they leave him to die.

The Spammer
Always advertises another game mode, then just quits.

[retro213]

QUOTE (SICKRAGE @ Jan 9 2010, 18:57)

QUOTE (DJ Primate @ Jan 9 2010, 10:50) QUOTE (SICKRAGE @ Jan 9 2010, 18:22) thnx for the ^ lol The chick that turnes out to be a 12 year old boy...guy This kid abuses people who think he's a girl over the mic. He flirts with guys leading them into his sinister little plot. First by saying stuff like "OMG I need protection from these assholes, can someone help me please?" then after you kill a few and have a very friendly conversation with it (lol) He reveals his true age and gender and starts yelling for his mom and calling you a perv. LMAO I'm sorry but I do't see why you would have a "very friendly conversation" with anyone on GTA IV. I mean, even if it was a chick. I wouldn't put myself in that situation. I was speaking in general, not from personal experience. And yes I agree with you. So rather you would fall victim to this or not doesn't matter. The fact is that- kids do this and people do fall for it still.

LOL I haven't been in that situation, but My little sister lol does that sometimes lol

[CryptReaperDorian]

The Stunt Killer

Sometimes some friendly person just wants to do stunts (usually at the airport with a sports/super car or a motorbike). All of a sudden some hostile asshole has to come by and destroy the stunter's vehicle and/or the stunter (usually Annihilator gunners and bladers). It can be a real pain in the ass especially since there isn't traffic control in singleplayer, and you can't f*ck around in the airport in singleplayer without cops trying to f*ck you up the ass.

Health Fetchers

These are people that constantly pick up health when their vehicle is on fire. This is especially common with pilots. When it comes to pilots it's like they can't accept defeat.

Weapon Stockers

These people go all out fetching every weapon they want (RPG, assault rifle, sniper, shotgun, and so on). What they don't know is that all that effort will probably be put to waste since they will probably die not much after collecting weapons.

Elite Annihilator Gunner Clans

This name isn't the name of a specific clan, but any that fit this category. You join a FM and are immediately cautioned about elite pilots that actually know how to orbit and shoot. What you don't expect is when there is atleast people in the same clan or became friends all in Annihilator's not even letting you move a foot. I've dealt with this "lol" clan that has "lol" at the beginning and end of their PSN username. They were a real pain in the ass I must say (managed to hit one of the orbiting me with the RPG once and killing them).

"Roadtrip for Petrovic"

This a n00b that decides to take Petrovic to his destination with a land vehicle during Hangman's NOOSE. You try to get him to enter your helicopter by hovering over him, but he doesn't stop and keeps going.

BDB II Griefers

These are people that like to grenade the vehicle spawns at the beginning of BDB II. If they don't do that they'll grief on your way towards the Securicar. If you're in a vehicle in front of them they'll shoot your gas tank to start your vehicle on fire, and if you're in a vehicle back of them they'll chuck grenades at you. The later can cause confusion, and it may have people blame others for what happened (sometimes blaming you). Somebody may get kicked here, but that will just cause the drop-out bug. Oh, and don't get started with the helicopter spawn or them grenading you off the ship.

DB Griefers

Quite similar to the BDB II griefers, these may destroy the vehicles by the spawn point or the Maverick spawn. Some of these will wait towards the end, and then they'll grenade/RPG anybody trying to get into the garage. If everybody gets in the garage they will refuse to get in.



That's just some new ones to bring up.

[Turbo Lag]

QUOTE (CryptReaperDorian @ Jan 9 2010, 22:41)

The Stunt Killer Sometimes some friendly person just wants to do stunts (usually at the airport with a sports/super car or a motorbike). All of a sudden some hostile asshole has to come by and destroy the stunter's vehicle and/or the stunter (usually Annihilator gunners and bladers). It can be a real pain in the ass especially since there isn't traffic control in singleplayer, and you can't f*ck around in the airport in singleplayer without cops trying to f*ck you up the ass.

These guys are generally fairly nooby and shoot at first sight. So I take no regrets in blading the **** out of them. They'll jump off the ramp on a bike or something, you wait in a chopper where they'd land and they'll fly right out to sea. They're real asses.

[CryptReaperDorian]

QUOTE (Turbo Lag @ Jan 9 2010, 17:06)

QUOTE (CryptReaperDorian @ Jan 9 2010, 22:41) The Stunt Killer Sometimes some friendly person just wants to do stunts (usually at the airport with a sports/super car or a motorbike).  All of a sudden some hostile asshole has to come by and destroy the stunter's vehicle and/or the stunter (usually Annihilator gunners and bladers).  It can be a real pain in the ass especially since there isn't traffic control in singleplayer, and you can't f*ck around in the airport in singleplayer without cops trying to f*ck you up the ass. These guys are generally fairly nooby and shoot at first sight. So I take no regrets in blading the **** out of them. They'll jump off the ramp on a bike or something, you wait in a chopper where they'd land and they'll fly right out to sea. They're real asses.

Not all the time are they asses. If your vehicle tips over then they'll probably help flip it over. When it comes to them doing drive-bys on you I think they more like to see bullet holes on your vehicle than trying to kill you or destroy you vehicle. I've notice how FF off FMs after a while just become people stunting. This occurs when everybody notices that FF is off and get sick of shooting. I find the only times they kill you are if you're hanging out on the runways or are on the land parts between the runways (running you over). They usually will just ignore you if you aren't hanging out in those areas. They like to try being more of easy-goers than griefers. I feel the killing part is just from the lack of pedestrians on the runway.

[Greasepalms]

QUOTE (Turbo Lag @ Jan 9 2010, 23:06)

So I take no regrets in blading the **** out of them. They're real asses.

You're one too for killing with the heli's blades.







Just sayin'

[SirGerri]

The Backstabber

Setting: FM - Airport
Skilled pilots are going berzerk on everyone else. When I try to get the chopper down, there's always a few other players killing me while I'm actually trying to kill a superiour common threat, which they would profit from too. Instead of joining together for a minute for the common good they prefer to stab me in the back.

[grandsanman]

STALKER

these guys are rare but these are they kind of people, once they have found a target they will follow you the entire match. they wont shoot a bullet or attempt to kill you, they just follow you

This post has been edited by grandsanman on Sunday, Jan 10 2010, 01:18

[retro213]

@raptor: Mabye they think your cool lol
The fake-racer
They go in freemode to race, Its freemode, but cmon theres a mode for racing and just taking up space in the FM
The Guy that F*cks up the FM races
• ME
•The guy that just blows up the racing cars and leaves the guys a blista lol or if the racers get the very rare lambos in the FM and race, He F*cks em up

[LCstuntman]

Nice list Turbo, but I think you should edit some of the better suggestions into the OP


Anyways:

The Stunter:
Usually seen driving an NRG 900, Turismo, or similar vehicle throughout the airport. Most of time, they launch off the small yellow bumps and the black ramps. They are usually friendly, and if you stunt with them they will sometimes help you out, like flipping your car over and such.

The Jumper:
Only seen in TBoGT multiplayer, this player uses the B.A.S.E. jumping spawns in Star Junction to get up to buildings and parachute off. They do this nearly the entire time in Free Mode.

The RPG dodger:
Loves to get in a helicopter in an RPG-only match and fly around, not killing the players, but provoking them to RPG him. This player is usually a skilled pilot who knows how to easily dodge them, making the player on the ground pissed.

[botobotosouksouk]

The Indian
They join games and talk in a stereotypical Indian accent, irritating everyone in the game.

The Chopper Ditcher
They pick up people in their chopper, then jump out and let the chopper crash, killing everyone in it including themselves.

[WWE Champ]

These are all funny!
The Champ:
Whips everyones ass, and you've met these people, don't lie.

[Turbo Lag]

QUOTE (Greasepalms @ Jan 9 2010, 23:30)

QUOTE (Turbo Lag @ Jan 9 2010, 23:06) So I take no regrets in blading the **** out of them. They're real asses. You're one too for killing with the heli's blades. Just sayin'

Well if they're asses to me, I will be asses to them.

So people want me to start editing these into the OP? If so I'll start right now with it but I can't, I'm about to run out of internet quota so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

[Legacy-666_]

The Watcher who sits in one place the whole game and only takes the kill shot. Usually snipers who go the whole game without dying.
The Trickster who tries to get bikes and cars into bizare places.
I fall into both of these category's

[SirGerri]

The Kamikaze

Will not hesitate to drive a car into three or more opponents, which basically means certain death. Some of them will invite you into their cars. Don't get in. Ever. I've only once met someone in TDM who invited me into his car and then acted responsible. He took me to an Assault Rifle and a Bulletproof Jacket and drove us into a good position to approach the enemy.

[junkpile]

THE LONER

i'm talking about someone who needs at least one more player to start hangman's noose, bomb da base 2 or deal breaker.
he usually gets into the car and rushes away. when other players try to follow he blows their car.
as soon as they try to ram him off, he wants to kick them.

in "deal breaker" he drives off to the heli just to find out i reached the destination earlier with a car. insult mail and "bla wants to kick bla" included.

in hangman's noose he gets an annihilator and when another player killed the cops and rightfully takes petrovic away with a swat-car; he wants to kill the escort, kick him and sends hate-mails.

these players gotta be obsessed with clothing, since money for higher ranks and new clothes is the only thing you gain.

[Dragonex100]

QUOTE (botobotosouksouk @ Jan 10 2010, 05:18)

The Indian They join games and talk in a stereotypical Indian accent, irritating everyone in the game.

Guilty as charged