[Triple Penetration]

QUOTE (vcbenjy 5 days ago)

Adele....voice of an angel face a f*cking blue waffel

I'm not a fan of Adele, but seriously, why would you say that about a person? I think if I lurk more dubstep song comments I'll find even more retarded ones.

[Baseball]

QUOTE

Beautiful. I have pet camels. T hey sound like the camels when the camels sing. I will go and sing to my camels this song. Perhaps this is where they learn the songs from the camels.  weaselrun58 1 year ago 16

Not really retarded but.. mention the word 'camel' more in a phrase.

[Vercetti27]

QUOTE (MightyMightyJuggalo)

I'd love to see Dio in all white on a white throne when I make it to heaven...non stop metal...or I'll end up in Hell with Kurt Cobain listening to pussy rock

it got 40 thumbs up

[HOAXi]

QUOTE (chris @ Thursday, Oct 22 2009, 04:58)

I screencapped this one a while ago, it amused me. I think it was on a music video for the Song Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money.

Hahaha I laughed my toes off.

[UtricularEwe001]

QUOTE (MINN3APOLIS • 10 hours ago)

Exactly

QUOTE (toonlinkuser • 10 hours ago)

Saying "exactly" ads nothing to this conversation.

QUOTE (jsmall1423 • 10 hours ago)

Exactly

QUOTE (jsmall1423 • 10 hours ago)

adds*

QUOTE (ClemyNX)

Train

QUOTE (Lenni_ • 10 hours ago)

Neither does your comment idiot. *waits for someone to continue the "you added nothing also train

QUOTE (TheElement911 • 9 hours ago)

@Lenni_:  "you added nothing also"

QUOTE (BigChurp)

@Lenni_: you added nothing..

QUOTE (djapabugre • 6 hours ago )

@BigChurp: ...also, you added nothing

[JOSEPH X]

"Golfwang"

Got 19 thumbs up on Toro Y Moi "Still Sound"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gqh4e1S6j0&feature=plcp

[Benjimino234]

I don't know if this has been posted... But I love jacksfilms and this by far my favourite YGS. YGS stands for Your Grammar Sucks, Jack here basically takes the comments from Youtube (but also Facebook and others) that are absolute horrors to the English language and reads them out with hilarious results.

[kaisersoza_66]

thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make it quiter

ImSoSerial1 6 days ago 122


Only faggots get thumbed.....up.

mnymatt in reply to ImSoSerial1 3 days ago 23

[Gst0395]

The comment that this guy called "AndyWhoooo" keeps posting on the GTA V trailer.

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Welcome to the GTA V comment page here you will be greeted with Haters Trolls Racism Arguments irrelevant to this video COD fans hating on GTA Who lives in the better country UK or USA Plus much much more Please enjoy your stay

And he didn't even come up with it, he just stole it from another user.

I hate some people on the YouTube comments section. It's full of douchebags. You mainly see them begging for thumbs up, making gay jokes about the dislike bar and posting spam everywhere.

Racist commenters are a plauge as well. I've had to report several of them yet YouTube rarely does anything about it. They claim to be against "hate speech" but they don't seem to take the issue very seriously.

This post has been edited by Gst0395 on Tuesday, Nov 13 2012, 13:56

[Gst0395]

What "wenispicker" just posted on my channel.

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SUCK MY f*ckING HAIRY RHINO NUTSACK WHICH HAS BEEN SATURATED BY MAMMOTH DICK SWEAT AND CONSUMED BY MY PET SPIDER'S TESTICLES HAHAHA! MY COCK IS HARD BUT THAT DOESNT STOP ME FROM FARTING UP A f*ckING STORM ALL OVER YOUR EAR BALLS HAHAHAH8===DAHAHHAAHHHA!

Almost fell out of my chair when I read this comment. Same with every other comment he's written. One of the funniest YouTube trolls I've ever seen.

[D3L3TD]

i have no idea what the other guy said.

[Typhus]

Replying to yourself?

[Togrul]

Bump!

I laugh so hard!

[Gst0395]

"AnalLover4Life" is leaving some retarded but somewhat amusing sexual comments on the GTA V trailer right now. However, this has to be the most retarded comment I've read. I found it while scrolling through the comments on the tech demo of the cancelled Fallout: Van Buren.

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Defecate into a plastic bag. Squeeze the feces bag until the feces inside of the bag seeps out of either side of your hand. Turn the feces bag inside out, smearing the contents on a family member's chest, causing them to vomit. Make them vomit down another family member's anus crack that has diarrhea, while you wait beneath them near their genitals. Allow the diarrhea vomit to drip onto your tongue, savoring the taste, while the family member you're lying under urinates on your hair.

I fell on the floor laughing when I read that. It was just too funny for words.

This post has been edited by Gst0395 on Monday, Aug 6 2012, 14:00

[buzbegone]

QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 20:17)

"AnalLover4Life" is leaving some retarded but somewhat amusing sexual comments on the GTA V trailer right now. However, this has to be the most retarded comment I've read. I found it while scrolling through the comments on the tech demo of the cancelled Fallout: Van Buren. QUOTE Defecate into a plastic bag. Squeeze the feces bag until the feces inside of the bag seeps out of either side of your hand. Turn the feces bag inside out, smearing the contents on a family member's chest, causing them to vomit. Make them vomit down another family member's anus crack that has diarrhea, while you wait beneath them near their genitals. Allow the diarrhea vomit to drip onto your tongue, savoring the taste, while the family member you're lying under urinates on your hair. I fell on the floor laughing when I read that. It was just too funny for words.

Well you sir, have an extremely warped sense of humour.

[Gst0395]

QUOTE (buzbegone @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 14:32)

QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 20:17) "AnalLover4Life" is leaving some retarded but somewhat amusing sexual comments on the GTA V trailer right now. However, this has to be the most retarded comment I've read. I found it while scrolling through the comments on the tech demo of the cancelled Fallout: Van Buren. QUOTE Defecate into a plastic bag. Squeeze the feces bag until the feces inside of the bag seeps out of either side of your hand. Turn the feces bag inside out, smearing the contents on a family member's chest, causing them to vomit. Make them vomit down another family member's anus crack that has diarrhea, while you wait beneath them near their genitals. Allow the diarrhea vomit to drip onto your tongue, savoring the taste, while the family member you're lying under urinates on your hair. I fell on the floor laughing when I read that. It was just too funny for words. Well you sir, have an extremely warped sense of humour.

Yeah, I do. I have a thing for laughing at comments with sexual or gross humour. I need to grow up.

[Chunkyman]

On a video about a guy shooting his revolver at a busy outdoor gun range, someone posted "WTF is all that noise?" .

[YankeesPwnMets]

[Kifflom112]

QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 12:17)

"AnalLover4Life" is leaving some retarded but somewhat amusing sexual comments on the GTA V trailer right now. However, this has to be the most retarded comment I've read. I found it while scrolling through the comments on the tech demo of the cancelled Fallout: Van Buren. QUOTE Defecate into a plastic bag. Squeeze the feces bag until the feces inside of the bag seeps out of either side of your hand. Turn the feces bag inside out, smearing the contents on a family member's chest, causing them to vomit. Make them vomit down another family member's anus crack that has diarrhea, while you wait beneath them near their genitals. Allow the diarrhea vomit to drip onto your tongue, savoring the taste, while the family member you're lying under urinates on your hair. I fell on the floor laughing when I read that. It was just too funny for words.

Oh my, I know that guy, I looked at this channel named TreyarchEU, a troll on the V trailer, and that creepy AnalLover4Life guy leaves some weird ass comments:

QUOTE

Hey. You horny?

QUOTE

Because if you are we can f*ck over the internet!?!?

QUOTE

Just think about it!!!

QUOTE

Did you think about it?!?!

I clicked on his channel, thinking nothing odd would come up(my sister could also see my computer) and this page with weird ass kissing guys comes up! I had to click out of there real fast, laughing my ass off.
I've got some dumb comments from the trailer:

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I'm American and I have a big DICK. How does that make you feel; Spudbud891 11 hours ago

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My dick is 25 inches tee hee; UltimateOwnz in reply to Spudbud891 11 hours ago

This post has been edited by Kifflom112 on Thursday, Aug 9 2012, 04:55

[chapapote]

QUOTE (YankeesPwnMets @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 13:30)

The most sick thing is that those comments got all those thumbs up in just a few hours.