[Dr.Killa]

one time i was flying around in a heli and i saw a gang war, sharks vs bikers. i decided to get into it and killed one . b4 i knew it about 7 bikers and 7 sharks were shooting at me wit AKs so i instantly died

[Coolyfett]

Nerner is that you?

[Flavawolf]

Hey, I know NErner but is that really him?

[Upaluppa]

Why should he have two accounts ?
And why would he talk to himself then...

[restax]

My best moment was with the boomshine Phill was trowing some molotov's and he hit a car three times The car bounched on me and there was a huge explosion This might be weard but it was kind a fun

[nerner]

QUOTE (Upaluppa @ Mar 15 2009, 14:16)

Why should he have two accounts ? And why would he talk to himself then...

Can i just say that i don't have two accounts, and that Coolyfett just has a problem with me because i reported him ages ago for flaming.

[Coolyfett]

QUOTE (nerner @ Mar 15 2009, 17:35)

QUOTE (Upaluppa @ Mar 15 2009, 14:16) Why should he have two accounts ? And why would he talk to himself then... Can i just say that i don't have two accounts, and that Coolyfett just has a problem with me because i reported him ages ago for flaming.

Huh!? WTF? dude when did you report me and I have no issue with you guy. This is Flambagastatism!!! Dude I honestly thought the OP was you nerner, but again I have no problem with you or Reni man. Its all good man.

[nerner]

Well it's good that you don't have a problem with me, and yes i did report you ages ago for flaming.

[Coolyfett]

Its not that is mattered.

[Riding like Rider]

ok, i was in a war with the bikers. i saw one biker riding on his motorcycle, so i shot him off. the biker flew off the bike, but get this... the bike was still going! it was like riding around as if someone was still on it, similar to the san andreas ghost police motorcycle. man i wish i caught it on camera.

[Laharl_1313]

a gang war between bikers V.S sharks i put a mine between there fight then drive a freeway and exit then BOOM! i thought those mother f*ckers would die but they didn't instead they are shooting at there own gang members

[fxtr]

I was driving around Viceport and there was a PCJ 600 that I really wanted to crash into. There was a cab nearby. I crashed into the PCJ. Instead of taking his bike and drive, the rider went into the cab.

[A2 MFK]

This really shouldn't be funny but I was doing the mission where you fly with Lance in a helicoptor to take down bikers and for some reason I was in a bad mood, Lance was just sitting on the side of the helicoptor and I walked up and punched him once and he doubled over and diesd instantly, it just looked pretty funny.

[markusizr]

i have wierd bug when car starts driving it wasnt have a driver i was what the help me the ghost car and health was 065% untill i rammed by car and dead by ghost car

[PrometheusX]

QUOTE (markusizr @ Monday, May 21 2012, 15:29)

i have wierd bug when car starts driving it wasnt have a driver i was what the help me the ghost car and health was 065% untill i rammed by car and dead by ghost car

So this is one of your best moments?

[markusizr]

QUOTE (PrometheusX @ Monday, May 21 2012, 19:35)

QUOTE (markusizr @ Monday, May 21 2012, 15:29) i have wierd bug when car starts driving it wasnt have a driver i was what the  help me the ghost car and health was 065% untill i rammed by car and dead by ghost car So this is one of your best moments?

yeah

[GautamAuto]

I think i don't remember. sorry

[asitsaysinthebook]

The entire "Last Stand" mission.

[A2 MFK]

I was on a Freeway, and I was screwing about with cheats and erased my wanted level when a Rino was chasing me. The Rino stopped, then joined the road like normal car. Then the Rino stops at a traffic jam at vice point and the soldier inside yelled something like. "Move punk! Fo' I get upset!"