[BadBoy4448]

I walked on a black girl and she said:
"Damn, no autographs please?!"

[seagull1971]

"Too many gorillas", heard somewhere around broker !!

[CassiusDio]

QUOTE (woodwolf @ Saturday, Nov 12 2011, 04:52)

Roman's cab driver, picking up Niko : "I see you have taken time off from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin again. Great !"  And, when dropping him off : "This is the point where normal people PAY ! Go away head-dick !"

The animal in the zoo quote is definately my favourite.

[mlaytontaylor]

I love ...

"Someone's about to get shot in the face"

and when Niko screams "f*ck Youuuuu"

lol

[theanonymous21]

Ivan The Not So Terrible

Niko: Yes, for an annoying dick you really annoying dick..

[Killerdude8]

Runnin from the cops the other night and someone screamed out "Well stomp on my saggy balls!!"

I then paused the game and procceeded to wet myself from laughter.

[gta4_98]

Vlad: "Do you think i give a f*ck peasant."

[asitsaysinthebook]

Anything that comes out of Lil Jacob's mouth.

[GTASAIDEAMASTER]

Not exactly funny,but every time Niko says this while hitting or shooting someone,it puts a smile on my face:
''You have funny face!'' I think he misspells that on purpose.

[LCFD Squad 51]

A few more funny qoutes

Multiplayer after getting pnched.

"Stranglize 'em" "I'm with ya brother" "Bend their bones" "Get f***ed" the first three were realy funny we got a ped to punch all three of me and my friends and our guys all said this. loll

Paramedic after healing a cop. Medic: "Youre going to be ok." Cop: "i saw a bright light, and white gates." two secnds later "you and me in a dark cell what do ya say" wait a minute what!! rofl you sir are creepy (from being healed to suddenly going creepy, geez a headshot will d better next time lol)

Cop after getting into a pursuit to assist me after a suspect fleeing a crime scene "we're going to violent! Hey sh**dig, outta the car" Got NOOSE involved too, up'ed my wanted level to four stars then disabled it near a bridege, guy slammed headfirst into an Enforcer blockade, while me and 9 (yes 9 other cruisers, that the guy slammed into to/shot at) other units blocked him in, while NOOSE simply pulled him out of the car, told him "I'm going to enjoy this" and excuted him with an M4 bullet to the head. LOL ROFL Most wanted criminal FAIL!

Cop "Just send help wll ya" "This is Eagle, i have confirmation on chickens**t" "Oh this is gonna be funnn, Call the chopper, we got a runner." Noose Agent: "Freeze!" (walks into fire) "ayahhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" LOL

[ps_87]

Luis Lopez to Cloe Parker in Maisonette 9 - "She's de f*cking degenerate":)

[nightwalker83]

I find the saying that the cab driver (Roman sends Niko) hilarious.

[seagull1971]

"If I knock ur teeth out, will you give me a blowjob"?

[Wjlld]

Skinny punk/ skinhead on phone: Yeah meet me behind Clucking Bell in 10 and I'll show you how to inject it in your eye.

[Savagemessiah]

Cop saying "I'm the badass niggah yo momma warn you about" haha..

[theomenofficial]

Man: [in response to explosions or gunfire] Terrorist! Terrorist!

Roman Bellic: My God, for a sociopathic killer you're also a really miserable bastard!

This post has been edited by theomenofficial on Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 17:43

[undeadmau5]

I heard a bum say, "Robot man juice".. it was odd and hilarious at the same time

[Yawa77]

"Girl, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit!"

[Perrinzki]

Good ol' memories, and since this isn't locked even after 2 years, I will type something on-topic: That spanish employee of the Burger Shot that says "Welcome to Burger Shot muthaf*ckaaa'!" or when you order something: "Bon apetit, mothaf*cka'!". I lol'ed so much with this guy.

EDIT: Also, the way that Niko says "Give up, you're wasting your time" when killing cops is pretty badass.

This post has been edited by Perrinzki on Sunday, Jul 1 2012, 03:36

[ZoomZoom]

The most funny to me is "you can't have my Sperm reptilian"