[Picolini]

I know the 3.0 was recently locked, but I've noticed members a little uptight lately, and the loss of such a lovely thread (when done right) could be a contributing factor.
So how a bout it? First off, I think we need some OFFICIAL f*ckING RULES. And this is where I'll set them straight. I'm quite sure the mods will agree with me on these as well. As for members following them... let's just hope so.
For those lazy assholes who can't read more than a few sentences, read AT LEAST rules 1, 4/5, and 6.


The Hot Chick Topic v4.0 posting rules!
By posting this this thread you agree to have read EVERY single rule listed. It's not hard people, I'm putting my faith in you to do this right.

1. NO FULL NUDITY
That means none. What so ever. If you wonder if it counts, it does, don't post it. No nipples, no vaginas, no ass holes. Everything is fair game. Remember, it's the hot chick topic so I don't think I need to go through male parts.

2. NO CENSORED NUDITY
There's plenty of pictures of hot chicks out there. Chances are if they're showing their titties in one image, there's another with clothes covering their privates. So don't open up MS Paint or some other image editing program and throw a censor bar over it. Just find a different picture.

3. NO ILLEGAL IMAGES
While their is no nudity at all, images of underage girls are not allowed. If it's illegal to touch them, it's illegal to post them. This has never been a problem, but I feel it should be addressed, none the less.

4. NO IMAGES WITH WATERMARKED URLS TO PORN SITES
That means you can NOT post an image with "www.insertpornstarnamehere.com" in the image, anywhere. You might as well be linking to the site itself.

5. NO HOTLINKING
Do not just go to google or go to your favorite porn site and grab image links, then come here and throw them in [img] tags or post the links. Again, you might as well be linking to the site itself.
You can go to several image hosting sites such as:
http://isarapix.com/ (no nudity here, so it's not adult content. Anything you can post here can be uploaded there)
http://imageshack.us/
http://photobucket.com/
These are all places you can upload. There are plenty more.

6. NO FLAMING/SPAM
While it should be alright for grown people to discuss their personal preferences in women, it just doesn't seem to go over well in these threads. If you do not find a women attractive, don't go more than saying you dislike the women. DO NOT INSULT THE POSTER. Everyone has, and is entitled to, their own taste in women.
No spamming as well. This isn't a chat thread, it's a picture thread. Try to keep your post as wordless as possible. And please, don't talk about how you will pleasure yourself to these images or what you would do to the women in the pictures, no one wants to know.

7. NO POSTING EXTREMELY LARGE IMAGES
While this is an image thread, not everyone has the luxury of a high resolution monitor or a fast internet connection. It does say 56K warning, but a page full of 1500x15000 images can lag people with both of the above. As a general rule of thumb, anything over 800 pixels wide should be resized, or post a thumbnail or link. A little more is forgivable, but don't be a dick and post a 2000 pixel wide image.
Also, if you are quoting an image, please remove it's [img] tags so it only shows the link. Nothing is worse than a gigantic quote train with the same image over and over.


I think that about covers it. If anyone has any rules they feel should be thrown on there, feel free to mention it and I'll toss it in.

Now... on with the hot chicks! I'll start with a few of my favorites...











This post has been edited by jelly on Sunday, Apr 5 2009, 19:24

[codyr783]

Awesome! Especially the last one.

[Oblivionz]

Hell yes.

Don't f*ck this up, people.

<3Pico

[Drag_Drift]

The watermarked links are only FHM. No porn.

[elanman]

Jallar friendly.

[Picolini]

Very good, a nice start guys, keep it up! And, if you see ANYONE breaking any of the rules, feel free to refer them to the first post!

Of course, watermarks with links to non-porn sites are fine.

[Neal40000]

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This post has been edited by Neal40000 on Thursday, Oct 29 2009, 17:21

[Mad Tony]

Kudos to Picolini for reviving this

[WidowMaker]

Can't you people just look at ACTUAL porn?

What is the justification for this f*cking sh*t?

[Picolini]

QUOTE (Neal40000 @ Dec 11 2008, 16:50)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY but pic, you broke 2 rules in your first post.. 1. underage (jail bate one) 2. watermark (jail bate one) but oh well is was hot as f*ck

Whoopsies! Didn't see that in the thumb when I was uploading it.

@WidowMaker, read rule 6. GTFO.

[DanManUtd]

[elanman]

DanManUtd

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Thank you, ST. Picolini.

This post has been edited by jallar on Friday, Dec 12 2008, 00:46

[Neal40000]

[Picolini]

QUOTE (elanman @ Dec 11 2008, 17:00)

DanManUtd  [IMG] Thank you, ST. Picolini.

You're welcome, but that picture has a watermark link in it!

[DanManUtd]

This post has been edited by DanManUtd on Friday, Dec 12 2008, 17:03

[jelly]

Jesus f*cking Christ, is it that hard? Posting pictures watermarked with porn site URLs, you might as well post the links themselves.

I'm not exactly sure why I'm not locking this giftwrapped 24hr hassle right away. Maybe because it's Christmas.

Just, please, clutch in your brains for a second before you press the 'post reply' button. Try.

[ozzman1]

Jessica Alba

This post has been edited by ozzman1 on Friday, Dec 12 2008, 01:34

[Picolini]

QUOTE (jallar @ Dec 11 2008, 18:47)

Jesus f*cking Christ, is it that hard? Posting pictures watermarked with porn site URLs, you might as well post the links themselves. I'm not exactly sure why I'm not locking this giftwrapped 24hr hassle right away. Maybe because it's Christmas. Just, please, clutch in your brains for a second before you press the 'post reply' button. Try.

Thank you for being in a christmas spirit jallar.

I can't believe I actually had a watermarked pic in my first post

[Stefan.]

Thanks for bringing this back, Picolini.

[oldage]

Huzzah, good lord that this topic has been brought back
F*ck those that made jallar close the other one