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Developer: Mockstar
Grand Theft Auto-Erotic Stories, + DLC pack (GT Auto-Erotic Missions) can be downloaded without charge!!
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Requirements:
2Ghz, 2GB DDR2, 10 GBs of HDD space.
High-Speed USB 2.0 port for Fleshlight-M receiver.
Keyboard.
Fleshlight-M controller. (wireless version included in SE pack)
Potence.
0,1 % of the billion copies come with fingerless gloves.
What is fleshlight-M? Well, basically it΄s a fleshlight with mouse-like buttons. It abuses latest hi-tech innovations for enchanced controlling. For example You pull to load your weapon and push to shoot. And to hit with a katana, You swing the fleshlight. Simple, yet effective.
Fleshlight-M has gained lot of publicity and good reviews. Several control groups have been beta-tested with GTA-Erotic and fleshligh-M users had 50% less neck & back pain than mouse groups had after 8 hours of gaming.
Wrist problems have vanished completely and growth in forearm muscles has also been reported. They are being used by many internet cafes already.
GTA-Erotic Stories does not support mouse.
You can play local multiplay with your friends on same computer. As many USB slots as your computer can handle is the only restriction.
Internet multiplay up to 32 players.
Engine: VirpHooria (Hybrid of updated Euphoria & Virtual Jenna 3 engine)
There is litterally hundreds of new features like ability to chop single bodyparts, strangulate etc. Read details from game manual. We simply can΄t mention everything here.
This game will be sold only for +18 males and to parents who buy games for their children.
Location: 1 big city built from parts of several big cities around the world morphed and mixed senselessly. Confusing?
Year: Before GTA IV. Eddie is sick and he does not care about years. He lives here and now.
Protagonist: Eddie Low
Some Main Characters:
Freddie Low (Eddie΄s violent father)
Richard "Ratman" (surename unknown)
Joseph Steelmans (Underground weapons dealer)
Arkadi Belov (Russian gang leader)
Adolph X (special items dealer, wears a black cloak. No-one has ever seen his face)
Pogo (strange Mexican gang leader wearing clown mask)
also starring:
Lindsey Struttovarius
HeyLee Mary
Lucy Pinher
Michelle Marshall-Islands
Elena Ceetrue
Emma Tee
Kate Bootleg
Karole
Game mechanics:
This game works in a way that when You reach an area, the missions trigger. You may even end in a situation having to do many missions same time. Imagine having fun with mini-game and then suddenly main mission starts!
No information about the story missions will be given. Just little hints along & "mission finished".
Goal: To rule the city with fear, to become total killing and spilling machine.
Mini-games:
Street Cleaner. (Clean trash. Or blood & guts)
Paper Boy
Ambulance
Vigilante
Pizza Delivery
F*ck Buddy
etc.
Gangs:
Suicide Bombaz (watch out, someone might explode near you when You least expect)
Legio de Lux Ferre (satanists that live in sewer network and underground tunnels)
Panthers (Black gang)
Freethinkers (uuummmmmmmmm, they all think differently enough to form a gang to agree on things?)
Yeahkuza (these guys can be recognized from fingers, they have only little fingers left!)
Northern Front (I told you not to go in the woods)
Killer Clowns from Outer Space (Mexican gang)
All previous weapons are included.
New Weapons:
Guitar string
HIV injections
Butterfly knife
Scythe
Revolver with looooong pipe
4-piped shotgun
German stick grenades
Grenade gun
Humvee with mounted machine gun
Jelly gun (shoots sticky glue stuff, used to control riots etc.)
Cross-bow
This post has been edited by Graven on Thursday, Aug 21 2008, 22:47
Grand Theft Auto V
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