[LEXTY]

I don't get it. If someone writes a profile on a random person, how do they find
them.
Why not be used for Xbox 360 or PS3 online in a match.

Only if Rockstar made you hidden whilst playing online and play like an asasain.
Like you tell the person what your wearing before going online and invite them into a private match
and they have to hunt you down.

Otherwise, I don't get it?



This post has been edited by LEXTY on Tuesday, Apr 26 2011, 08:31

[OdDsOcK]

QUOTE (LEXTY @ Apr 26 2011, 03:16)

I don't get it. If someone writes a profile on a random person, how do they find them. Why not be used for Xbox 360 or PS3 online in a match. Only if Rockstar made you hidden whilst playing online and play like an asasain. Like you tell the person what your wearing before going online and invite them into a private match and they have to hunt you down. Otherwise, I don't get it?

I'm glad to see you have enough of an interest to ask.

Our targets are random NPCs in the game who we decide to make into targets. These targets are then sought out by others playing on their own consoles, because all copies of GTA IV have the same ped models.

I've flirted with the idea of using multiplayer, but there never were enough people involved to make it a viable idea. However, one way to simulate being "hidden" on the radar is by editing in match settings the distance for when a player's marker will show on the radar. That way assassins could find the general location of a target, but once they got closer they would lose the trail and have to use their eyes. Inversely, a targeted player could be invisible to assassins until they got close enough that he popped up on the radar.

[Infinite Monkey]

QUOTE (AceRay @ Apr 25 2011, 22:40)

You know, I'd really like to take out some targets too... Oh, wait, I can't. All the current targets are from me

My dear brother, what a state of affairs! I tell you what; it's late and I'm hammered, but I'll pull something up from memory.

We're coming up on festival season so I always like to put a hit out on these scum about this time of year: The Umbrella Nazis. People who don't care who's standing behind them, trying to see the main stage round their fat ass; so long as they're nice and dry. They're in training in Liberty City. Find some fat bastard with an umbrella just standing stock still on the pavement and do something brutal to them from behind.

Also: people who talk on phones in theatres. They can definitely die; you might have to bump a table or two in the Perestroika club, which is quite rude, but it's a price worth paying to flush out the shallow end of the gene pool.

[LEXTY]

NEW TARGET

Name: Lonnie Bilger
Age: 40
Nationality: American
Reason for Assassination: In late 2004, Lonnie burned down a kid's playground, killing 7 children
and 5 adults. He was sentenced to prison for 15 years. His cousin became a night time security guard for the prison
out in the waters of Liberty.
He broke Lonnie out, setting the prison on fire and was left to burn. This was 4 years after his incident.
He needs to be 'put to rest'.

Appearance: White (pale), black thick combed back hair, cubby, black suit, brown pants, black beard/shadow and white shoes.
A picture was taken of him in 2008, he is to the left in the picture here.
Location: unkown, but may ring a bell looking at the picture.

Requirements:
1. Must be wearing only black and a beanie w/glasses
2. Must use a sniper to kill him, (from a rooftop perhaps)
3. Cannot be seen.
4. Any witnesses must be killed.

This post has been edited by LEXTY on Wednesday, Apr 27 2011, 11:04

[El Zilcho]

QUOTE (Infinite Monkey @ Apr 27 2011, 01:49)

Also: people who talk on phones in theatres. They can definitely die; you might have to bump a table or two in the Perestroika club, which is quite rude, but it's a price worth paying to flush out the shallow end of the gene pool.

Oh Infinite I do love your random killings! I'd take those targets, but it would be unfair on Brother Ace so I'll leave them to him

[Infinite Monkey]

Dear Brother Zilcho, don't worry; I have sufficient blood-lust for all!
Now, I can't in all fairness declare this next hit for any single brother, so it'll have to be a good old fashioned death race. I hope you appreciate it nonetheless...

There's an itinerant preacher that can sometimes be found wandering around Middle Park spouting his nonsense. I've been trying to track down his base of operations, but it's a hellishly time-consuming business.
I think all sane minds would agree that the spreading of religious dogma is not big or clever, and anyone who would go in for that sort of thing needs an intervention of the most drastic kind. Go to it my brothers; kill with a will...

[AlexGTAGamer]

The Middle Park preacher will preach no more now brother Infinite.

Currently I had been taking time off of work mostly because I had been struck down with a flu (probably I'm paying from those I have killed) but today I felt better and went for a walk around Middle Park. I was still feeling dizzy and was hoping that the noise free, sort of fresh air of Middle Park would do me some good until I heard that annoying street preacher, oh how I wish I could eradicate him but just at that time of thought I recieved a Bleet, a new target, and to my pleasant surprise it was he who most annoyed me, oh would I have fun with this hit.

I walked towards the preacher who was yelling about "The Beast" and I moved steadily closer towards him, people who were also in Middle Park to seek peace did not enjoy his rants so were straying a distance away from him, perfect no one will see. As he carried on yelling about how everyone will go to hell I stepped towards him until I was staring into his eyes and I whispered to him "I am The Beast" at which point I pulled out my knife and thrust it into his stomach, I felt the warmth of his blood run over my hand and felt the life drain out of him, I removed the knife and punctured both his lungs with said knife, not a sound came from him. I pulled out a handkerchief and wiped my knife and hands with it, the preacher fell to the ground and began to cough blood, he slurred "I can see the devil in your eyes" at which point I smirked and threw the handkerchief on his body and walked away leaving him there to slowly die. I then went to purchase a can of soda at a not to distant hot dog stand to quench my thirst and headed on home as a faint woman's scream could be heard in the background.

Mission Complete.

[AceRay]

Lonnie Bilger has been erased.

After studying the picture for 3 seconds, I conclude that the mark must be in Hove Beech considering the landscape and such. Upon further evaluation, I realize that Brother LEXTY has circled a building and have claimed that this is Lonnie Bilger. He must have been touching the demon drink recently.
I quickly pop over to Modo to buy a Dark Knit sweater, black trousers and black shoes, then head back to my crib to put on ye old glasses and beanie. Then I suddenly realize that there are no beanies in this game, erm, I mean world. One of those Russian hats will have to do.
I walk outside into the North Holland landscape, and because getting to the top of a building in Hove Beech is a real beech, I dial up the spawn gods and pray that they summon an annihilator in front of me. The police helicopter magically appears in front of me and because this is a common occurring in Liberty City, nobody mines too much.
I take off and fly across the city to Hove Beech, and I land upon the tallest building, so silently I bet no one even saw the massive helicopter land.
exiting the heli and pulling out my glorious Sniper, I walk across to a gap in the wall where I can see clearly. I look East, and see the mark walking down there nicely. A woman catches my eye on the other side of the street, so I'll have to kill her too. I turn my attention back to Lonnie. He is walking slowly along the street and I take my aim and fire. It hits his head and he falls down to the ground. The woman witness on the other side of the street was the next to die, and she was harder to hit because she was running, but a shot in the chest and then the head soon puts an end to her.
I know I'm safe, because no one would suspect that the mysterious summoning helicopter guy was the killer. I fly to Alderney, where some of the members of Honkers keep my worries down.

Lonnie Bilger eliminated

I'd like to take this moment to plug my new BUYG Chapter, which you can read here. enjoy.

[Infinite Monkey]

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Apr 28 2011, 00:19)

The Middle Park preacher will preach no more now brother Infinite.

Smart work, dear brother, smart work. Finally he has delivered a measure of the promised peace - if only for those who do not have to listen to his nonsense anymore.

[LEXTY]

Someone set me up an assassination!
I have TBOGT, so do the pedestrians change from IV?
Give me one to get!

[AceRay]

I think thats all. they are on the front page under Open Target Database. Check there before asking.
Apache Edgarson and Dainty Murluck have been taken out, but Vinnie Lao and Sinclair Paul III are both open.

[OdDsOcK]

I'll do my best to update the database tonight, and if I'm worth anything I'll try to find some targets too.

Nice to see your interest LEXTY, just make sure your enthusiasm doesn't get in the way of performing a hit properly. More than a few new assassins get so excited by joining that their first few assassinations go off with more than a few breaches of The Rules on the first page.

But I trust you.

Keep making a killing, assassins.

[AceRay]

oh yeah, there are also some on the previous page at the bottom.
These are members of a rival assassin group known as "The League". they all must be assassinated. Let the league not survive

NEW TARGET
Name: Viktor Volaj
Age: 25-30
Nationality: Russian/Albanian
Reason for Assassination: This assassin has just assassinated a Spanish cartel lord, which caused a few innocent deaths.
Appearance: cream vest over black jacket with white shirt underneath, buzzcut, white, stubble on face, black pants probably, some shoes
Location: the porn shop in hove beech, broker.

Name: Perry Dixon
Age: 35
Nationality: American
Reason for Assassination: sexually attracted to helicopters (helisexual?), which is why he works at helitours I guess. anyway, in his spare time he is a bad hitman, so lets take him out.
Appearance: White, bald, high visibility jacket over black shirt with name tag, black pants
Location: helitours in Algonquin
Requirements: knife him then push into the ocean repeatingly until he drowns for bonus.

Name: Otto Blankenship
Age: 30-40
Nationality: dunno
Reason for Assassination: Once a capable assassin, has been causing some trouble down in Hove Beech, getting drunk and passing out in the middle of the road, trying to root the posters in the porn shop, setting fire to pedestrians etc. Teach this man some manners.
Appearance: white, brown hair, sunglasses, teal jacket, brown pants.
Location: Hove Beech, Broker
Requirements: Wear doctor outfit, he is afraid of doctors.

Name: Paris Leland
Age: 25-30
Nationality: american
Reason for Assassination: While normally an excellent assassin, he recently performed a hit on one of our assassins. He escaped, but we can't let this guy have another chance
Appearance: white, beard, brown hair, orange Hawaiian shirt, jeans, overweight, sneakers
Location: Frankfort Ave, Algonquin
Requirments: No RPGs

Name: Acre Johns
Age: 25-35
Nationality: American probably
Reason for Assassination: Grandson of the leader of the League; Alexander Johns Sr. Alex Jr's death ten years ago greatly hurt Alex Sr a lot, so killing the last in the line will almost certainly push him over the edge into the suicide zone, killing off The League for sure. I saw it on the late show, how could it not work? anyway, Acre wastes all of his father's inheritance on crack and therapy, so you will doing the world a good thing.
Appearance: white, black hair, black jacket over purple shirt, sunglasses, black pants probably.
Location: Chinatown maybe, definitely Algonquin



This post has been edited by AceRay on Saturday, Apr 30 2011, 11:01

[El Zilcho]

Acre Johns

I found Acre in the intersection of Suffolk, Chinatown and Little Italy. I pulled up along side him and reaching through my drivers side window I fired my SMG at him. He took several shots to the upper torso and head. As he collapsed dead; the worst case scenario happened. As usual in this f*cking cop ridden city, a police car pulled out infront of my and immediately it's sirens kicked into life. I wasn't going to stop, so I slammed on the accelerator and rammed the car out of the way. Their Merit was no competition for my huge Huntley Sport. In fact, I tipped their car over onto it's side and I think the vehicle even landing on the dead/dying Acre Johns!

This bit of irony gave me a chuckle as I was forced to drive for my life as the police saturated city came to life with patrol cars and the like. I swerved, crashed and pummeled my way through evening traffic, before finally leaving them behind and ditching my damaged vehicle near Yusuf Amis old construction site. I blended into the Castle Gardens crowd before gathering myself and leaving - I had other targets to take care of.

Acre Johns - Eliminated

[AceRay]

Nice simple kill there, excellently executed. keep it up!

[El Zilcho]

Perry Dixon [90th Hit]

Thanks for the compliment Brother Ace

The rain was falling heavier now, so I decided before going home from the Acre Johns hit I would locate and eliminate Parry Dixon - the helisexual whose place of work wasn't too far from my current location. I hailed a taxi and he dropped me off outside Helitours just as the last vestiges of sunlight disappeared beyond the horizon. The night was dark, windy and wet. Helitours would be just closing up. Perfect. As I stepped onto the familiar tarmac landing jetty, I saw how empty it was. I considered that Mr Dixon would appreciate this space - he'd probably like to be alone with his beloved choppers. I looked around and saw him, standing on the edge of the jetty. Right next to the water. Perfect!

Walking over, I unholstered my knife and stood in front of him. He seemed transfixed in a daze but as he noticed me his working hospitality kicked in.

"Can I help you sir? We're closing up here, but you're welcome to come back tomorrow if you want to experience the breath taking views of LC from a fresh perspective." He spoke in a monotone, boring voice. Like an enthusiastic robot. I smiled politely, before stabbing him repeatedly in the neck and severing his jugular and windpipe. He toppled over backwards, balancing precariously on the edge of the jetty. I stabbed him one more time in the chest, and he fell dead into the dark sea. I holstered the knife and readied myself to draw my Glock should anyone attack - but the lack of anyone else too close by, the weather and night meant not a single person even batted an eyelid to my quick execution.

I adjusted my tie before commandeering an empty Helicopter at the other end of Helitours. As the rotors spooled up, I laughed to myself at the absurdity of Dixon's vice. Helisexual? Who would have thought it.

Perry Dixon - Eliminated

[El Zilcho]

Viktor Volaj

I landed the helicopter out of site in Hove Beach, precariously touching down on the waterfront promenade below the main street where the porn shop was located. The night was now late - about midnight. So the porn shop goers who probably be mulling around the area. I checked the shop itself first. Viktor wasn't there. I checked the streets but the Russian scumbags in the area didn't fit the bill. I stayed around for 20 minutes or so until I spotted Viktor. Unfortunately, this hit wasn't going to be easy. Mr Volaj was halfway through being arrested. The fat police officer had a gun trained on him, and was muttering something about "stolen credit cards". I had to act quick - do I let him get bundled into the squad car or eliminate him here? I chose the later.

Jogging casually, I nudged the cop. He fumbled and Viktor turned and fled. I broke into a sprint, tripping the cop and sending his rotund figure into the gutter. He shouted after me but I broke into a rapid run, chasing down Viktor Volaj as he turned onto the promenade. I fired 4 shots from my Deagle, the first two floored him and the second mad sure he was dead. Some gangsters started firing widely at me and the police (oh you've got to love the volatile nature of Hove Beach). I vaulted over the promenade barrier and onto the ground below; narrowly avoiding buckshot to the back. I action rolled and ran, reaching the Helitours helicopter only as the cops started returning fire at the confused Russians. The distraction helped me spool up the rotors and I took off from the waterfront just in time, as another patrol car pulled up below me.

As I was wearing a suit and the fat cop only saw me from the back, my description matched anyone of several wanted Russians in the area. This was excellent. By the time the clocked hit 1 o'clock my Helicopter was in Bohan and I was in a taxi.

Viktor Volaj - Eliminated

[AceRay]

awesome. You truly deserve all those hits. I'll create some more tomorrow or monday, but there are already like ten from me so maybe not.
You know, if I was Jake (the main dude) in Never Break Down, I'd just bring a f*cking gun and shoot the sh!t out of that ripped guy who beat the sh!t out of me. it may be a fight club, but they are all just kids so they wouldn't have anyway of stopping me.
who else agrees?

[El Zilcho]

Paris Leland

Paris was a tough nut to crack (or should I say find?). I spent a good 2 in game days trying to locate him (which is strange because his ped model is usually very common) and I finally found him on the 3rd night outside the Grotti luxury car dealership. I rolled up next to him in a black Sentinel but yet again I didn't want to draw police attention. A patrol car drove away, and I waited until it was out of site. I rolled up again, and stopped the car. Then another police patrol rolled past! How frustrating. However Mr Leland was on foot and even if I had to wait for an hour I wouldn't lose him.

Finally, the coast was clear. I stepped out of the car and aimed my modified combat shotgun at his back. He took his last breath, and in mid step I unloaded about 5 rounds into him in under 3 seconds. He flew forward, and bled an ocean of red. The blood spray coated the luxurious walls behind him, and the buckshot shattered a glass door also. He lay on the pavement, tore to pieces. His orange Hawaiian shirt looking ridiculous, bullet ridden and stained crimson. I stepped back into the Sentinel and drove away quickly, attracting little to no attention from pedestrians and none from the law. A good kill.

Paris Leland - Eliminated

[El Zilcho]

WEAZEL NEWS

Violent Murders Skyrocket in LC
Residents terrified as assassinations rise in the Big Pineapple

Last weeks 'explosive' killing of Bohan taxi driver "Paperweight" Gilbert-Sanderson made waves in our beautiful city. People were concerned that organised crime was making a return. Just last night officers uncovered the bodies of petty criminal Viktor Volaj, and of Perry Dixon. The brutality and petrifying efficency of these killings are being linked to local muggers and the Russian Mob, but suspicions have been aroused at the frequency of these killings points to a more dangerous foe.

"I think it's Al Qaeda." claimed residents of Northern Gardens projects in Bohan. Although some of these claims sound outlandish the professionalism of these killings hints to an organisation which deals with "murder for hire". Although details are sketchy, Viktor Volaj was believed to have been former member of the large, conspiring group known only as the "Talio Pro Damno". The group was destroyed about 2 years ago - and reports at the time linked it's destruction with an apparently fictitious "Brotherhood" of assassins, with a lot of the legwork in that particular conflict supposedly committed by an assassin only known in exterior sources as "The Nothing". Investigations are ongoing and it is considered a cold case, but as long as the menace of public murder keeps on defying law and order, the citizens of Liberty City will have trouble sleeping.

Mike Whitley

In other news, the body of LC resident Carmen Ortiz has been found.
She disappeared in 2009 and was recently found after police dredged the West River looking for the remains of a sunken fishing vessel. Instead, they discovered a Cognoscenti limousine at the bottom of the river, with Ms. Ortiz still strapped in the passenger seat. The drivers door was open - indicating her driver, whether friend or foe escaped the incident and did not report the death. Investigation is ongoing.

This post has been edited by El Zilcho on Sunday, May 1 2011, 01:11