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[Lameboy]

When I hit someone in a car(in bohan) a black dude seeing the thing on the sidewalk said - Mo' drama fo' yo' mama!

another thing is the black dude at the register in burgershot: Welcome to burgershot.... mothaf*ckaaaa! - just cracks me up everytime

[FETUSMUNCHER]

some fat guy running away from a car-explosion shouted "im never getting stoned again!"

[BassManBoon]

I often hear some random ped shouting "Stupid cock-knocker" as I narrowly miss mowing their asses down.

It's long been my favourite insult for someone who's a bit of a to$$er so to hear it in the game was great!

[Hugef1]

Cop: "I'm going to sh*t in your mouth!"

Random ped (after I Honked my horn for a friend): "WE'RE BEING INVADED!!"
Reply from another random ped: "shut up prick".

[Greenage380]

i wenmt in the tw@ cafe in algonquin i aimed my gun at the man and he said" big guns means little dicks" lol

[moneyries]

These are awesome, keep 'em coming! I'm at work but will keep updating

[beneficial]

random ped on phone:Peace God, whats today's math? mhmm, when I first got knowledge of self....

Couldn't believe they had some old dude talkin like a 5 percenter.

[Boomether]

best thing ive heard is a fat cop say 'My 10th kill this year' after shooting me, it was funny because it was in slomo and his voice was wierd/ while in a fight with a guy a car knocks the guy over and sasys ' you f*ckin id10t'

ive never heard a ped say cheesy vaginas

[SimplySwift]

From a pedestrian -- "If I've got a face, you've got a place to sit!"

'Nother ped -- "Queefing Dog Balloons!"

Yet another -- "This is Liberty City, not Carcer!" nice reference thar


Random black guy -- "This is my sperm, not yours, idiot!"

Some woman talking a crowd -- "Everyone sells there souls in Liberty City"

That be all

[xinferio]

Location: Middle Park
Pedestrian: Comic book shop owner from the simpson's double

Niko: [punches ped]
Ped: After I beat you, IM GONNA FRENCH KISS YOU!

[Naked Psycho]

Random Bum ped: NO I DONT HAVE ANY BANANAS

something along the lines of that about not having any bananas i was rollin after i heard it /shrug

[SimplySwift]

"This sh*t is BANANAS" Once I heard that, I shat bricks... I think anyone who gets the reference will. xD

[Darrel]

"No f*cking chance, you got no f*cking chance. "

Some Irish gentleman says it if you attack him. Its very funny the way he says it.

This post has been edited by Darrel on May 31 2008, 02:38

[kushbluntkilla]

"quit fingerbangin' your asshole!!"

[shadeslayer7]

one that always cracks me up:

if you go in cluckin bell or burger shot you'll either get a white girl or a black guy serving you. If you get the black dude, prepare to laugh, he's got some funny lines...

the one that always makes me laugh (and it also has to do with the way he says it), after you get your food sometimes he'll say, "Bon Apetit, muhhhhh f*ckkaaaahhhhhh!"

[FETUSMUNCHER]

as a cab driver dropped me off at my destination one time, he shared his plans for the evening with me: "after this im going home to blow some hash and beat up the coochie"

[Bigorr]

Some blonde chick (who I was attempting to stalk):

'I know you're following me you creep!'

She wasn't wrong

[Timpo]

I don't have any bananas!

[gta jason]

i was using the swing of death and got flown from my car and landed at a bus stop and some woman yelled "that sh*t was sick!!"
made me laugh

[sammyman88]

Fighting a hobo - You aint gettin' no more sperm from me alien
Making hobo scared - You see, reptilian death raid, gotta be.
Attackin gangster - When i am done I am going to piss in your mouth
Woman on phone - You better lick and squeeze my..
Italian mafia guy on phone - You want me to whack who?!?!, Oh man!!
Overheard a Lupisella(mafia man) say - Sonny Ontaro is going to whack who?
Fighting a gangster - Yeh, Talk sh*t now
Bumping in to a guy - Hey, why does everyone want to touch me?
Bumping in to a woman - That man just pushed me, hey you just pushed me
Getting hit by a taxi's driver car - What is this sh*t, my car