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[moneyries]

so i need your help creating a funny gta4 blog.

i created the tumblr blog overheardinlibertycity.tumblr.com , to be based off of the original overheardinnewyork.com , which is basically user-submitted quotes of funny things they overheard in NYC.

i need help collecting as many civilian quotes that you've overheard while walking through the game, bumping into civilians, overhearing conversations, radio chat, etc.

just reply in this forum with the quotes, set up like:

QUOTE

Man: asfdasdfasd Women: asfdaskldfsjd Man: asdfasfasf --location overheard by: your name

thanks for the halp, let's make this awesome!

This post has been edited by moneyries on May 29 2008, 21:43

[Slap-A-Hoe]

Cheesy Vaginas thats all I hear from these people

[moneyries]

lol so true, and happily so.

[doomdiver_16]

Random hobo (after I ran full speed into him): This aint pinball!!!

Beach west of Alderny

[moneyries]

posted!

[StoNeS29]

I posted this on another thread but here goes again....

1. Internet Cafe in Alderney - I bumped into a guy coming out and he says to Niko "Hook me up with a Russian chick!" I started to follow him to see what else he would say, next one is "Where the bitches at dun?" And then "I need some pussy!"

2. Projects over by Manny & Elizabeta in Bohan - I crashed a car up on the sidewalk right next to some chick walking and she just screams and says "Damn, someone needs to write a rap song about this!"

3. Hotdog Vendor at Middle Park - First off, all the Hotdog vendors have some pretty good lines but i stood at this stand for a couple of minutes and the guy finally says in a very frustrated voice "Will someone f*cking buy something"

There are plenty more but thats all i can think of right now...

[One-Umbrella]

Bernie's Mission Buoys Ahoy : Where right before the 5-0 get shot by a RPG they say BALLS!

Random Chick that I hit : Oh my god am I dead... I think I'm dead Aww man I am dead!

Made me laugh for a while

[skarface1013]

Biker-Biker chicks got some smelly cooches, I love smelly cooches.

Hobo-Yall need to wake up, aliens is among us!

Skinhead punk-Skinhead power asshole.

Gangbanger-I beat a ho's ass just like I would a dudes straight up.

Woman-No I can't die I haven't been to Paris!

Pedestrian-Cheesy Vaginas!

Biker-Dogs are great to f*ck, but nothing beats a cow man!

Woman-State ya name, gangsta.

Russian-Secondhand smoke is a pussy, American Invention.

Gangbanger-White boys move to Holland, now police everywhere.

This post has been edited by skarface1013 on Jun 13 2008, 22:36

[Low3LL]

Sometimes when I crash into a car they sometimes say "Stupid Malaka!" that's wha I always hear usually by taxi drivers.

Ill add more qoutes later

[Furnace]

I was near the Helitours place and hitting random peds with a baseball bat then running so they'd chase me, and one guy said; "After i knock you out i'm gonna F*CK YOU IN THE ASS", and really shouted that last bit. It was so god damn funny, i couldn't believe it.

[moneyries]

awesome, thanks. i'll add more to 'overheard in liberty city' tomorrow.

[spitty]

irish guy - feel me nuts!

[xSilentDeathx]

There's a crazy guy in front of your safehouse in Bohan

[Greenage380]

i was going to the carwash in algonquin and u heard a girl sayingi need some sprunk if u get my meaning aslo i heard a police ma saying after i came out of my safe house im a policeman u a prick

[Oranchov]

Bum - It's the reptillian invaders!

[Greenage380]

also i heard a bum saying dude give me some F**king money then i killed him he had like 200 quid little twat

[SLUGFly]

Don't recall it exactly, but I overheard a cop on his cell: "Okay, let me just repeat your message: Blah, blah, blah, whatever!"

lol, killed me

[MaroonZ28]

Aimed a gun a some guy and he ran away saying "Dey tryin to steal mah sperm"

Spawned and got in an Anniahlator in front of the LCPD HQ and an old woman said something along the lines of " Is this for a TV Show?" right before my rotor blades flung her up against a building

[The Invisible Lines]

Tonight I was outside of my safehouse to the east of Middle Park and I heard some dude say "I can smell your labia from here." That one had me going.

[Cycleswithin]

Can you imagine them recording the voice actors for these lines?

There's this one guy that when he walks past women goes: "Heellllooo there darlingg!". It's just the way he says it!