[punknoodle]

Gather round, all you skinny gangsta's...after watching this video a few times...

http://gamingvideos.blogspot.com/2007/08/g...attlecries.html

I decided to fatten up my CJ and see whats shakin...well, my CJ never said sh*t...BUT, I discovered that the peds had plenty to say! So I spent many hours standing around, being nice, and enjoying how my "little" project mushroomed into this post! Ped interaction is a hobby of mine thank goodness...I went ALL OVER SA collecting
these...peds sitting on benches offered the most easiest acquired bits, some said nothing (Elvis)(Cletus), some said 5 or 6, some was in Spanish, some I missed or didnt understand. So this is not a complete listing! But I'd venture to say if you've never done it the fat way "you aint" heard these...I never had! (ped hobby thang)

OK...I kinda wanna put a semi-spoiler warning here even tho this is not mission play!
If you have the PATIENCE and/or desire to experience these yourself...
READ NO FURTHER!!!

Heres a pic of a related sign in Bayside Marina ya'll might not be aware of...

http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=g...20245040bf1.png

Notice on radar that my hood was under attack tho I was across the map. Happens all the time.

Enjoy!

Dude...your letting yourself go!
When you back up do people go "Boop, Boop"?
The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
Fatties gross me out!
God your a whale!
You gotta get some exercise Dude!
You need to find a gym!
No more desserts for you!
Thought about cutting out the carbs?
Eeewww...get away fatty!
Like...you need to try a diet!
You should start a fat boy gang, Holmes.
You'd better get back to the barn!
Do you know "anything" about nutrition?
You eat too many taco's!
You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck!
Ooohhh what a fowl lump!
What a sad lump of man...
Maybe you should lift some weights...
Dont eat to die brother, eat to live!
Lay off the burrito's, Holmes!
Stay away from the drive-thru!
You some kind of fat gangster?
Diets "just happen" to other people?
Your lookin kinda heavy...
You been grubbin too much!
Stop stuffin your face!
You've "got" to lay off those hamburgers!
"Little" homie has become "big" homie...
He just could'nt control himself...
You ate all the pie!
Jogging can solve your problem...
Hey fatty...your revolting!
You gotta lose a bit of lard there fatty...
You should try going to the gym sometime...
You and me should go eating sometime...
You sure are fat...
Bet "his" fridge gets raided "every" night...
Its "Desert Heat" diet time for you!
You eat my husband?
Oh you fat bastard!
People say swine is fat, huh? (wtf?)
That guy went and ate Grandma!
Some good farm work would probably take care of that flab!
What a fat pig!
Your going to give yourself a heart attack!
Move it, fatass!
Your lookin like a chicken been plucked! (?)
How many chins is enough, Gordo?
Damn you look funny...
You are so fat!
Are you anemic or something?
Lay off the hamburgers!
Your so fat it's awful!
Your disgusting, fat bastard!
Get help!
I think we have a beached whale!
Get some exercise!
Hey man, you need to lay off the fast food!
Hey man, you need to hit the gym!
Lose the lard!
You could use a workout!
Man, dont you give a sh*t about yourself?
Visit the gym!
Get your stomach stapled, fatso!
You are like...gross!
Now "thats" disgusting!
You are "disgustingly" fat!
Take a hike, porky!
In your case your body's a shack...
Your so fat bitch gotta charge double!
Let me guess...you ate fat for breakfast?
Lookin all fat and sloppy!
You been in the pie's, mate?
Yo stomach hang over yo dick, huh?
You gotta cut back on the sugar!
Goddamn lardass!
Put that body in a bag!
No fatties!
You are a fat bastard!
Whooaa fatty!
Whats up fatty?
Its an eclipse!
So big and buff...
Your tits are enormous!
Yeah, it was sunny a second ago!
Fatass!
Slob!
I was fat too once...
Stop eating, fatso!
Beat it, fatso!
One too many midnight snacks, huh?
You need to diet!
Your revolting, being that size!
You need to find a gym!
I thank god for not making me fat...
You fat bastard!
You have let yourself go, honey!
I could recommend some great workout videos...
Fat bastard boy!
Hey lardass, hahahaha!
Girl, you better get yourself into the gym...
(gay black dude, red shorts, beach, LS Forums)
Hey porkchop, move it or lose it!
Try working out a little...
You eating Kilamanjaros outa business?
Edit:
Oh Hell No!...money aint worth it! (hooker)
Get out of here, slob!
Move your fatass!
Edit2:
Your lookin pretty big!
You'll die a virgin, fatboy! (hooker)
Hey fatty...get outta here!
Edit3:
You so fat you gonna have to pay for sex!
Can you still walk around being that fat?
Too fat to see his own finger (dick?)
Check the slob!
Oh No flabby!
I dont like fat guys like you!
Your stomach is a box office flop!
Edit4:
Son your titties are bigger than mine!
Junk food breeds dicks like you!
My, you sure are fat young man!
Try going on a diet, Heifer!
Hey there fatass...what are you doing?
Stop stuffing your face!
Another walking pillow from the hood huh?
We got a drowner here fer shure!
Hehehe you fat sh*t!
Them titties are bigger than my wifes!
Edit5:
You've got no dignity!
You gotta lose some weight there, big guy!
You wouldnt last 5 seconds out in the surf!
You've been living off mayonnaise and dried pork!
Fatman...your scaring the donkeys!
You go to Sumo school?
Dont eat me fatty!
Hey...lose some weight you fat sh*t!
Do you think about nutrition?
Whoooaaa...you've let yourself go!
Umm...have you thought of losing some weight?
You should lay off the Clucking Bell!
Edit6:
How much you been eatin son?
Your a real fatass aintcha buddy?
Lose some weight lardass!
Theres a whale on the beach!

This post has been edited by punknoodle on Monday, May 19 2008, 22:37

[bagga rabbit]

QUOTE

You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck!

That's my all-time favorite!
Nice work buddy.

[sheek...]

lmfao damn I fattened up CJ just to see what happened and the hoes was trying to charge CJ double because he's twice the man she's used to, I was cool with it, I was trying to dress like big smoke but I was bigger than smoke lol. I lost weight because it was effecting his performance, it's hard out here for a fatt G lol

[punknoodle]

Thanks bagga rabbit!...btw I think you're the man
with your "packs of wild dogs roaming the streets"
reply to the "If" topic...You DO know how to rock!

sheek...I noticed that even tho fat CJ couldnt
climb a LOT of things he could still get onto the roof in Ganton where the Hydra is...weird.

This post has been edited by punknoodle on Saturday, Mar 1 2008, 00:39

[Stink_Fist]

Not a bad list, not bad at all.

[Bad~Boy#17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNuihao_Tw

[adam 11]

QUOTE (punknoodle @ Mar 1 2008, 00:21)

Gather round, all you skinny gangsta's...after watching this video a few times... http://gamingvideos.blogspot.com/2007/08/g...attlecries.html I decided to fatten up my CJ and see whats shakin...well, my CJ never said sh*t...BUT, I discovered that the peds had plenty to say! So I spent many hours standing around, being nice, and enjoying how my "little" project mushroomed into this post! Ped interaction is a hobby of mine thank goodness...I went ALL OVER SA collecting these...peds sitting on benches offered the most easiest acquired bits, some said nothing (Elvis)(Cletus), some said 5 or 6, some was in Spanish, some I missed or didnt understand. So this is not a complete listing! But I'd venture to say if you've never done it the fat way "you aint" heard these...I never had! (ped hobby thang) OK...I kinda wanna put a semi-spoiler warning here even tho this is not mission play! If you have the PATIENCE and/or desire to experience these yourself... READ NO FURTHER!!! Heres a pic of a related sign in Bayside Marina ya'll might not be aware of... http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=g...20245040bf1.png Notice on radar that my hood was under attack tho I was across the map. Happens all the time. Enjoy! Dude...your letting yourself go! When you back up do people go "Boop, Boop"? The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! Fatties gross me out! God your a whale! You gotta get some exercise Dude! You need to find a gym! No more desserts for you! Thought about cutting out the carbs? Eeewww...get away fatty! Like...you need to try a diet! You should start a fat boy gang, Holmes. You'd better get back to the barn! Do you know "anything" about nutrition? You eat too many taco's! You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck! Ooohhh what a fowl lump! What a sad lump of man... Maybe you should lift some weights... Dont eat to die brother, eat to live! Lay off the burrito's, Holmes! Stay away from the drive-thru! You some kind of fat gangster? Diets "just happen" to other people? Your lookin kinda heavy... You been grubbin too much! Stop stuffin your face! You've "got" to lay off those hamburgers! "Little" homie has become "big" homie... He just could'nt control himself... You ate all the pie! Jogging can solve your problem... Hey fatty...your revolting! You gotta lose a bit of lard there fatty... You should try going to the gym sometime... You and me should go eating sometime... You sure are fat... Bet "his" fridge gets raided "every" night... Its "Desert Heat" diet time for you! You eat my husband? Oh you fat bastard! People say swine is fat, huh? (wtf?) That guy went and ate Grandma! Some good farm work would probably take care of that flab! What a fat pig! Your going to give yourself a heart attack! Move it, fatass! Your lookin like a chicken been plucked! (?) How many chins is enough, Gordo? Damn you look funny... You are so fat! Are you anemic or something? Lay off the hamburgers! Your so fat it's awful! Your disgusting, fat bastard! Get help! I think we have a beached whale! Get some exercise! Hey man, you need to lay off the fast food! Hey man, you need to hit the gym! Lose the lard! You could use a workout! Man, dont you give a sh*t about yourself? Visit the gym! Get your stomach stapled, fatso! You are like...gross! Now "thats" disgusting! You are "disgustingly" fat! Take a hike, porky! In your case your body's a shack... Your so fat bitch gotta charge double! Let me guess...you ate fat for breakfast? Lookin all fat and sloppy! You been in the pie's, mate? Yo stomach hang over yo dick, huh? You gotta cut back on the sugar! Goddamn lardass! Put that body in a bag! No fatties! You are a fat bastard! Whooaa fatty! Whats up fatty? Its an eclipse! So big and buff... Your tits are enormous! Yeah, it was sunny a second ago! Fatass! Slob! I was fat too once... Stop eating, fatso! Beat it, fatso! One too many midnight snacks, huh? You need to diet! Your revolting, being that size! You need to find a gym! I thank god for not making me fat... You fat bastard! You have let yourself go, honey! I could recommend some great workout videos... Fat bastard boy! Hey lardass, hahahaha! Girl, you better get yourself into the gym... (gay black dude, red shorts, beach, LS Forums) Hey porkchop, move it or lose it! Try working out a little... You eating Kilamanjaros outa business? Edit: Oh Hell No!...money aint worth it! (hooker) Get out of here, slob! Move your fatass!

HEY U HAVE BLOGGER CHEK OUT MY BLOG ITS CALLED METAL BLOG

[[MenaceMovies]]

Amusing Nice work mate.

[LuverOfLuv]

Wow, you have a lot of time on your hands, I wish I had a lot of time too, but I'm just so impatient... Love the comments, just no love for him, lol...

[Girish]

Nice work, punknoodle. for your efforts.

@adam 11: A post looks much better if it doesn't contain a lengthy quote. And don't advertise your blog; put it in your sig.

[gta95]

Man thats what I call verbal abuse.

[Stink_Fist]

QUOTE (adam 11 @ Mar 2 2008, 21:04)

HEY U HAVE BLOGGER CHEK OUT MY BLOG ITS CALLED METAL BLOG

No thanks.

Don't type in caps please. And stick to the topic.

[Mr Ginge]

that was a good read.

[devilrock28]

Appartently, CJ smells. Every time I walked past someone in the beginning of the game they would say things like "You smell man!" or "You smell like ****!"

[Claude_Speed_GTAIII]

Is the funniest character EVER.

[lzw3]

This is the worst topic EVER.

[DarrinPA]

There is already a THREAD about fat CJ.

[Claude_Speed_GTAIII]

QUOTE (DarrinPA @ Wednesday, Jun 27 2012, 03:30)

There is already a THREAD about fat CJ.

Don't flame me, please. Thank you.

[Toodles bro]

Had a good couple of laughs great thread cj when fat is alot of fun and because of you its time for cj to start going to them drive thru's !

[popat lal]

his fatnness affects some missions too