[Gareth Croke]

Got this idea from a TV show called 'Grumpy Old Men' and it's counterpart 'Grumpy Old Women' where middle-aged folk (celebrities) just rant on about all the daft things of the world which when I watch I agree with almost everything they've said and I ain't old (chronologically), before I start a few guidelines

Don't use this to flame other members
Just let it flow and rant about ANYTHING

To start off with, why oh why in the name of the wee man, is it that when you ask for 'cream' with your coffee or tea in cafes and small resturants you get this tiny little plastic pot thing with a tiny little drop and that's all it is of something which might have resembled cream, execpt it's never been near a cow in its life. And what do you get for it, something which only colours the coffee, does it flavour it... no, does it cool it down a lttle to stop it burning your tounge... no. And to top it off why do you get a little shard of plastic to stir it with, and no doubt if you've got it in one of those polystyrene cups you'll try frantically hard to stir it enough to disolve the sugar and burst a hole in the bottom of the cup

[Xcommunicated]

Whatever happened to those vending machines where you got a paper cup and a selection of ice or no ice? You could even get water or sparkling water for about 25 cents. They were around in the eighties and most had died off by the late nineties. Damn I miss the nineties.

Which brings me to my next point: how are people going to refer back to this decade. The singles? The double O's? This decade has no feel whatsoever. It's a decade where just a bunch of sh*t happens and no one really cares.

[solo]

More and more these days, when I'm driving somewhere, I seem to keep getting stuck behind people who need to virtually stop before taking a corner. Now, this may not seem like a big deal to most people, but it's a bloody big deal to me. Don't these people realise that every time I drop down into 1st gear and have to work my way back up through the gears, It means I am spending more money than I have to to get where I am going. These fools should be made to pay me compensation!

[iRloading]

almost 8 years in this sheeeeeaaat...

This post has been edited by iRloading on Wednesday, May 9 2012, 18:11

[Kajun]

QUOTE (irloading @ Jan 5 2007, 13:35)

how is it the younger generation keeps getting sluttier? my gawd, I had to give my 14 year old cousin my jacket as she was nearly showing up her ass and boobs all over the mall

You're one to talk, you whore.

[Mafia Righthand_Man]

I just turned 18 so I guess that makes me old. Anyhow, how hard is it to put your turn signal on when you want to change lanes or make a turn? I just don't get it. It pisses me off whenever I see this, especially if someone does it right in front of me. The worst part is I don't think the police in our area enforce using turn signals.

[Gareth Croke]

QUOTE (Mafia Righthand_Man @ Jan 5 2007, 19:15)

I just turned 18 so I guess that makes me old. Anyhow, how hard is it to put your turn signal on when you want to change lanes or make a turn? I just don't get it. It pisses me off whenever I see this, especially if someone does it right in front of me. The worst part is I don't think the police in our area enforce using turn signals.

....and that p*sses me off even more as a pedestrain, you're on a road with no pedestrain crossings and there is a road leading off it and its between you and a car, this car comes along and can see you clearly, what does the idiot do, turn off down the road without using their signals... grr, you could have crossed the road long ago but because that idiot hasn't used their signals you get delayed, and this always happens when you're in a rush.

What else grates me, kids these days and kids TV programs that find it OK to use the word bu*ger, ffs have they looked it up in a dictionary, it means forced a*se-sex, sodomy for crying out loud... well you would do if happened to you. I got stuck watching Harry Potter and I thought this was for kids and one of characters was going on about these little flying ball things being 'nasty little bu*gers', I mean forced a*se-sex isn't the kind of thing kids should be shouting about.

[Vito Leone]

QUOTE (Mafia Righthand_Man @ Jan 5 2007, 19:15)

I just turned 18 so I guess that makes me old. Anyhow, how hard is it to put your turn signal on when you want to change lanes or make a turn? I just don't get it. It pisses me off whenever I see this, especially if someone does it right in front of me. The worst part is I don't think the police in our area enforce using turn signals.

So did I.

First guy to talk about this forums.

Whatever happened to the gang scene? It's obsolete now, broken, and pretty boring. What can we do to make it better and more exciting?

[Raindancer]

QUOTE (Xcommunicated @ Jan 5 2007, 19:02)

Which brings me to my next point: how are people going to refer back to this decade.  The singles?  The double O's?  This decade has no feel whatsoever.  It's a decade where just a bunch of sh*t happens and no one really cares.

I can answer that question. I refer to the 00's as the Naughties.
(Even though, they are not)

Okay my ramble.

I just wired up my new LCD TV. it sits on a unit. Under the unit i have a VHS recorder / DVD player / Cable receiver / Home cinema system (wires for 5 speakers and 1 bass speaker) & Playstation 2

When i set it all up. The wires were neat and tidy. 3 weeks later, they are all tangled together. I have not been behind there since i put it together. Electrical field gone mad?

*EDIT*

second guy to talk about the forums. Why do we not have funny spammers anymore? Stuff92, you was a god of laughter!

[Kajun]

QUOTE (Raindancer @ Jan 5 2007, 14:52)

Why do we not have funny spammers anymore? Stuff92, you was a god of laughter!

Because all the newer 'higher than thou' members will have a hissy fit and report them, and then bitch about it because they have no sense of humor?

[iRloading]

I also hate what ebay (and the likes) are doing with the newer console generations...

zomfgod I horded wiis!!! now I sells them along with my PS3s for 3x the pricez!!!

well, another rant is about games~ but I fear I'd break pages with my uber long rantage...

[eyeswideshut]

Even though my date doesnt show it ive been here for awhile (never bothered to register just checked the site and forum for cheats ) but I say screw all those new members. Im tired of all the 1-2-3 month members coming in and flaming everything that doesnt involve them. Its the freakin internet so just chill the f*ck out and leave it be. You people really annoy me when I go into the General Chat and see all your stupid asses spamming up everything with useless flame.

MY friend bought ps3 and they are only selling for 650 on ebay now since its after christmas. You are out of luck irloading. Everything is stock piled after christmas. They cant wait to get rid of the PS3s in the back.

Oh and Screw movie threatres that card me every time i go to see an R rated movie.

[Venom]

..Damn Kids, and their baggy pants..

[Kajun]

QUOTE (eyeswideshut @ Jan 5 2007, 15:38)

Oh and Screw movie threatres that card me every time i go to see an R rated movie.

I've never been carded going to the movies, mind you, the theatres really don't give a f*ck, especially when you're sporting a goatee.

However, I'd say screw the theatres for ass-f*cking my wallet when I go to get food from the concession stand. Slimy bastards charging $3.00 for a god damn bottle of water.

[Pandazoot]

Riding on the service bus lately I have come across alot of the old people who ride on it and my God they are complete bastards, they seem to think the world revolves around them and because they are older and "wiser" people should care about them more than anyone else. Take 2 examples from just two days ago, I caught the service bus to my local town centre and on the way down we stopped at a bus stop where two old ladies were waiting, both of them got on and one of them sat in a seat straight away but the other one was slowly walking towards her seat and my God this woman was slow but she was about to take a seat when suddenly the bus started moving again and she wobbled a bit and then she said "Oh they should wait till everyone has sat down." Jesus Christ woman we gave you 10 f*cking minutes to sit down

Not only that but on the way back I was standing at the front of the bus just as we were pulling into my stop and 3 people were waiting to get on at the stop including an old lady, as soon as the bus stopped and the doors opened this old lady just dived onto the bus, I mean, it's common sense to let the people on the bus get off first. Bastards.

Wow that's one of my longest posts in a while.


Oh yeah and I hate peopled who walk slowly, I can't bloody stand people who walk slowly!

[Andy]

WHY IS IT THAT SENIORS THINK THAT THEY'RE THE sh*t? YOU'RE NOT THE sh*t! NOT THE sh*t!

Edit: Oops, caps. I now realize why they say capslock makes you petarded.

[All-Blacks]

This post has been edited by All-Blacks on Wednesday, Mar 11 2009, 13:20

[Kraknor]

QUOTE (Pandazoot @ Jan 6 2007, 06:56)

Oh yeah and I hate peopled who walk slowly, I can't bloody stand people who walk slowly!

Oooo, especially when there are groups of slow walkers in a confined space, that have to walk slowly in a line wide enough that you have to barge through them.

I coined a term for this, beak of justice. Where you get so frustrated that you want to peck their brains out. Preferably the loudest one.

[All-Blacks]

This post has been edited by All-Blacks on Wednesday, Mar 11 2009, 13:20

[eyeswideshut]

God I love this topic already. I can just let everything out.

I rate topic Good.

People in movie theaters that use their cellphone the entire time to text do stupid sh*t just pisses me off. You are there to see a movie not pay $6 to sit there and piss people off when your louder than everything ringer goes off when you receive a text message. There is nothing else in the world that makes me madder.