[Jay]

1. Forum Name: Jay
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Jordan
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Adelaide, Australia
   
   
4. Age in Years: 17
   
   
5. Star Sign: Saggitarius
   
   
6. Weak Point: Asshole by nature
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: 3399cc (nice idea anuj )
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 18
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: fackerydakeries
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Dont smoke, just drink
    
    
11. Car or bus?: 91 Nissan Pintara Ti. Love my japbox 4 banger
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Mixed market economies, plzkthx
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Makes me very tired
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Nothing yet
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nhey
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes, got an expiation notice the other day
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Oh yes.
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No...
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: She is my bitch
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Scanner, Printer, iPod, camera, SUBWOOFA mayte, tower, yo
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: liek
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Everyone loves me and I love everyone.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: I feel that I have a very good knack of being able to view my life in comparison to others. In light of that, I describe my life as being very fulfilled and with promise.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: LFM. And the fact that I get a good feeling knowing that this sh*ts all over other forums, then I can go to those forums and tell them how GTAF sh*ts on them.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Tangents, senseless posting. Cran.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Time Waster.

This post has been edited by Jay on Monday, Nov 29 2010, 07:23

[sofa_king]

1. Forum Name:
   sofa_king
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.
   
3. Real-life Location:
   PEORIA IL.
   
4. Age in Years:
   26
   
5. Star Sign:
   Cancer
   
6. Weak Point:
   I can not, can not! eat a brawt without getting ketchup all over my shirt.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   black or white or silver
   
8. Favourite Number:
   0, I allways play 0 at the casino. dont know why.
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    sometimes
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car, suv, boat, skateboard, and soon enough jet ski's!
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capatalist
    
13. All work and no play...:
    makes sofa reavaluate his situation.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    around 6 months in all.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    absolutely not!
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yea
    2. 2. overspeeded? lol
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yea
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? nah
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I once tried to bring down a company i worked for from the inside.
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    none, I dont think ppl think before they act in those situations. Its like buying a pair of nike's, you just do it.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Im not sure, sometimes i swear at the internet when my PC is on the fritz and I have yet to appollogize, so Im going with abuser.
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 31-ish
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I say Thx instead of f*ck you.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    on bottom... I take full advantage of reverse cow girl.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    pretty damn cool, I got everything I want, and lots of it.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Pretty damn irritating, but whos gonna do sh*t bout' that, ya know?
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    cause meta parks across my street and harrases my g/f when she goes to work if I don't. ):
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    tastes like chickin....sh*t.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    mensa has a lot of learning to do in the questionaire field.

[sofa_king]

1. Forum Name:
   sofa_king
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.
   
3. Real-life Location:
   PEORIA IL.
   
4. Age in Years:
   26
   
5. Star Sign:
   Cancer
   
6. Weak Point:
   I can not, can not! eat a brawt without getting ketchup all over my shirt.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   black or white or silver
   
8. Favourite Number:
   0, I allways play 0 at the casino. dont know why.
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    sometimes
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car, suv, boat, skateboard, and soon enough jet ski's!
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capatalist
    
13. All work and no play...:
    makes sofa reavaluate his situation.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    around 6 months in all.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    absolutely not!
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yea
    2. 2. overspeeded? lol
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yea
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? nah
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I once tried to bring down a company i worked for from the inside.
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    none, I dont think ppl think before they act in those situations. Its like buying a pair of nike's, you just do it.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Im not sure, sometimes i swear at the internet when my PC is on the fritz and I have yet to appollogize, so Im going with abuser.
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 31-ish
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I say Thx instead of f*ck you.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    on bottom... I take full advantage of reverse cow girl.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    pretty damn cool, I got everything I want, and lots of it.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Pretty damn irritating, but whos gonna do sh*t bout' that, ya know?
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    cause meta parks across my street and harrases my g/f when she goes to work if I don't. ):
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    tastes like chickin....sh*t.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    mensa has a lot of learning to do in the questionaire field.

[Luke15]

1. Forum Name:
   Luke15
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Luke
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Buckinghamshire, England.
   
4. Age in Years:
   16, a couple of months away from 17.
   
5. Star Sign:
   Dont believe in that sh*t.
   
6. Weak Point:
   Unavailable at this time.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   9
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   sh*t
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Never done that sh*t.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Car.
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism, but nothing ever works.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    A balance of both.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    0 years, 0 Months, 0 days.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Nope.
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No.
       
    2. 2. overspeeded? No.
       
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Bot that i can remember.
       
    4. 4. raped? Nope, my wang isnt big enough for that.
       
    5. 5. murdered? No.
       
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: None at all.
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Overspeeding, i have alot of carchase day dreams.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Both
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    10 atm.
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    LOL
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Lone Ranger, but likes having company too.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Mysterious.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice young fellow.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Im addicted.
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Unwanted messages about penis enlargement.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Suprisingly effective.

This post has been edited by Luke15 on Wednesday, Feb 22 2006, 16:28

[meta187]

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Feb 22 2006, 16:09)

Real-life Name: Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.

Come back for the Bonus round, "T-Party."

[sofa_king]

QUOTE (meta187 @ Feb 22 2006, 16:31)

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Feb 22 2006, 16:09) Real-life Name: Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st. Come back for the Bonus round, "T-Party."

Yea uhhuh. I went there.

[meta187]

Oh come on now that was TOO cheap you simply took something that was already lying around and you...hold on..




"Yo-Yo-Reppin Fruit of the LooMz, boy!"

[sofa_king]

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
  sure I guess, I think the thought of us being alone in this huge place is a crude way of thinking.
  
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
  Any chick one.
  
  
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
  Often (same partner)
  
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
  I would start describing it nicely , scream LOOK! A Donkey!!!, then kick you in the nuts. Then as you lie on the ground crying Id look at you like an 80's action movie star and say "Now.... theres a jackass."
  
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
  I laugh because they diss me with long thought out sentences when all they have to do is say "LOL PWN!1"... stupid noobs.

This post has been edited by sofa_king on Wednesday, Feb 22 2006, 17:20

[k-highway]

1. Forum Name: k-highway
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Dominik
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Hollywood Florida
   
   
4. Age in Years: 16
   
   
5. Star Sign: dunno
   
   
6. Weak Point: dunno
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Wine
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 3
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: liek a mutha
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: cigarettes/cigarettes/cigarettes
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car. Nissan Maxima '87
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: really don't care
    
    
13. All work and no play...: I like to work a lot by playing.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I haven't
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't know, ask them.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? twice
    2. 2. overspeeded? loads of times.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes. Thanks to Rayo.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Maybe.
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes. Only overspeed.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: I use internet a lot. I don't abuse of it though.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8.
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: liek
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: I really don't know
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: relaxed, and tensioned.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Very chilled out guy, very friendly and hopeful.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTAF is like a get-away from all my problems. And I like it here.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: spam is like drugs, everybody's doin it everyday and there's always someone wanting to end it.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): made me late for a meeting.

[Xyzar]

<!-- meh, why not..

1. Forum Name:
   Xyzar
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Peter
   
3. Real-life Location:
   The Netherlands
   
4. Age in Years:
   19
   
5. Star Sign:
   Leo
   
6. Weak Point:
   lazy bum
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   black
   
8. Favourite Number:
   420
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   wtf i guess
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    pot. have, do, will
    
11. Car or bus?:
    bus. untill i get a car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    communism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    blegh no
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    none that i now off
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    nope
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Sure
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       Nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       On a smale scale
    4. 4. raped?
       Nope
    5. 5. murdered?
       Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Who hasn't these days
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    nope
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    4
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    teh
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    good?
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    dull
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice guy
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Boredom
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    crap
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    meh, it's allright

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
  Aliens, yeah, most def.
  
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
  since they are mostly 14yr old kids: none
  
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
  often
  
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
  crap! hah!
  
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
  they don't know. i'm not addicted. stop staring at me. AARGH

-->

[vALKYR]

# Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? Yeah ... somehow.

# Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? What?

# Sexually Active? Everyonce in a while.

# How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Your magazine is empty.

# GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?
How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?
I sometimes mention it, GTAForums is a online way of entertainment. A good one.

[k-highway]

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I believe in what facts we have today. If we haven't found any aliens yet, I don't believe in them.
  
  
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? no admins. I don't need that.
  
  
• Sexually Active? Often.
  
  
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I'd take my strap out and ask YOU to describe this questionaire.
  
  
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Both. I like it here. I mean, I'm not addicted but it's cool to be here. I tell them I post in an internet forum and they don't even know what I'm talking about.

[meta187]

Thanks to everyone who participated in my abject boredom so far it's been kind of like a GTAF "who's-who" up in here.

Ok, I freshened up the intro and added some tableing, hope it's to everyone's likeing and if it isn't..well...you know.

*I'll hyperlink the page numbers later.

[Haifaiv]

1. Forum Name:
   Haifaiv
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Lyle
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Glasgow, Scotland
   
4. Age in Years:
   17
   
5. Star Sign:
   Aquarius/Pisces, depends which sh*tty newspaper you're reading.
   
6. Weak Point:
   Right between the eyes.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Scarlet, like the Pimpernel. Well, it would be green if he was the Green Pimpernel but whatever.
   
8. Favourite Number:
   999, good to call if you feel like endangering some lives.
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   Quite a broad range but probably sh*te
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Just a little bit of scuzzy hash, hoping to get some decent sh*t.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Bus, good for meeting drunk and dangerous people.
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Both are sh*t.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Gives me the sh*ts.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Ermm... about an hour. In a cupboard.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Not that I know of, but I'm sure there are many agencies I don't know about.
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Nothing major
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       Can't drive so no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Not since I was about 10
    4. 4. raped?
       Only mentally
    5. 5. murdered?
       She was still breathing when I left.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    
    Yeah, tried to take down Parliament in 1605 but they caught me and burned me alive.
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Yeah, always thinking of stupid messages to spray up, and I'm very tempted when they display left foot only shoes that are on sale outside shops. It's worth losing a leg for.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Abuser.
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Three: my laptop, my phone and my digital camera.
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I never maek typos.
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Accepted but not quite welcomed. Look but don't touch.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    "A rip-roaring rampage of revenge." Oh wait no, that's a sh*tty review for Kill Bill. I'd say harmless fun, something to do.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Medium-Rare.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Oh f*ck you. What's your problem? I'll leave if it bothers you. Is that what you want? Is it?
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Delicious when deep-fried. Watch out for the ground-up testicles and eyeballs. They're the good parts.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

An epic rollercoaster of emotions and self discovery...

[Blaster]

1. Forum Name:
   Blaster
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Matt
   
3. Real-life Location:
   The Great North
   
4. Age in Years:
   19
   
5. Star Sign:
   Cancer
   
6. Weak Point:
   Bad Temper and Inpatience
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Black and gold
   
8. Favourite Number:
   I don't know, uh...5.
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck!
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Random weed smoking.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    I don't know...Capitalism.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Makes heads explode
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    One night
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I dont think so
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       When I was younger
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       Yep
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Positive
    4. 4. raped?
       No!
    5. 5. murdered?
       Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    In really small perspective
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Murder and vandalism often cross my mind.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    3
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    Bropably instead of Probably
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I have friends if that's what you are asking.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Somewhat routinized, sadly.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Cynical, but generally nice guy.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I have no idea.
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Useless
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    A Time Waster

[Kutthroat]

1. Forum Name: Is that really necessary?
2. Real-life Name: Shane
3. Real-life Location: Anchorage, Alaska
4. Age in Years: 18
5. Star Sign: Capricorn
6. Weak Point: Uh, my laryngeal prominence?
7. Favourite Colour: This wonderful faint yellow
8. Favourite Number: 14
9. Most commonly used expletive phrase: "I refuse"
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Various pills
11. Car or bus?: Bicycle
12. Capitalism or Communism?: F*ck that noise
13. All work and no play...: Do a barrel roll?
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I spent a short period of time in the back of a police car once
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I won't know until they catch me
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?: Narr
    2. 2. sped?: Narr
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?: Yarr
    4. 4. raped?: Narr
    5. 5. murdered?: Narr
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Semi-yarr?
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not quite
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: I'd say a far amount of both
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Million-billions
20. What is your most frequent typo?: *insert purposely mispelt words here* Harr
21. How would you describe your social position?: Under the radar
22. How would you describe your life?: Not going anywhere
23. How would you describe yourself?: Grov
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: *It's a mystery image here*
25. How would you describe spam?: Tons of fun
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Quazly

[Pandazoot]

NOW UPDATED 6 YEARS LATER!!!! The first answer is the original answer, the second answer is the updated answer. I could have changed the text colour of the second answer to white just to differentiate between the two but I couldn't be arsed.

1. Forum Name:
   Pandazoot
   
   Yep, still Pandazoot
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Andy
   
   Yep, still Andy
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Gloucester, England
   
   Currently residing in Worcester, England
4. Age in Years:
   17
   
   Well I've aged by 6 years obviously. So I'm 23 now.
5. Star Sign:
   Capricorn
   
   There was a fuss a few months back about the star signs changing for people...but f*ck that. I'm Capricorn 4 lyfe, yo!
   
6. Weak Point:
   I can't use a phone without making a tit of myself
   
   Yeah, still can't use a phone without acting like a wanker.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Red-Colour of my beloved Arsenal
   
   Yeah sure, why not? It's still Red
   
8. Favourite Number:
   12
   
   I would say 12 is still my favourite number.
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   Bollocks
   
   No, I think sh*t has overtaken bollocks now.
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    None but I do seem to feel like I'm on drugs
    
    Presently a little bit.
11. Car or bus?:
    Bus, but I'm getting driving lessons in a Peugeot 206(Watch out lads!)
    
    Err yeah, that worked out. Got my driver's license but can't afford to drive at the moment.
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
    
    Capitalism...but I am more left wing these days.
13. All work and no play...:
    gives me a sh*t day
    
    x2
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    I don't even know what incarcerated means but if it's remotely like wanking then 62 Minutes is my record at one time
    
    What?! I didn't know what incarcerated meant? What a dumbass. No I have never been incarcerated.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No, I'm good at hiding bodies.
    
    ...and the bodies remain there to this day!
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Yes- A Yo Yo
       
       Yes- A yo-yo and a Boyz N Da Hood DVD sleeve (it was SO shiny!)
    2. 2. sped?
       I farthest I've gone is 10MPH over the speed limit
       
       Yeah, still 10 I think.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Not that I can remember
       
       Nope. I'm good.
    4. 4. raped?
       I've spawn raped
       
       Just the spawn raping still.
    5. 5. murdered?
       Like I said, I'm good at hiding bodies.
       
       x2
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
       No
       
       No
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Shoplifting. I want to rob my local Alldays!
    
    ...one of these days.
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
    
    User
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    7 plus a fish tank filter
    
    Fishes are dead so...4 (PC monitor, PC Speakers, Laptop and a phone)
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I MAKE NO MISTAKES!
    
    STILL DON'T MAKE MISTAKES!
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Always the butt of jokes.....until someone loses their eye!
    
    The cool one. No rly.
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Acceptable
    
    Getting there...
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A guy who laughs too damn much
    
    Awesome. No rly.
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I think The Phantom Menace is sexy......
    
    The Phantom Menace? Haven't seen him on the forums in a long time so I only log on because JayC is sexy.....
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Baptiste's speciality
    
    Slamman's speciality
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Someone looking for Karma.....
    
    A failed attempt at getting karma (<3 meta)

Pic Link: Pic from last May

Can't be arsed to dig up a picture.
B]Bonus Questions:[/B]

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
  Not aliens, possibly ghosts.
  
  Neither of them. I thought I saw a ghost once but it was just slamman
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
  If it has a pussy.....
  
  ...or an asshole.
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
  Would sexually active count with my hand?
  
  Would sexually active count with a pocket pussy?
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
  It's Bear-tastic
  
  No idea why I said bear-tastic. Now I would just call it a time waster that I came back to 6 years later.
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
  "It's not just about Grand Theft Auto..."
  
  "It's also about wanking habits..."

This post has been edited by Pandazoot on Monday, Jan 23 2012, 12:55

[Angel_Gabriel]

1. Forum Name:
   Angel_Gabriel
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Kaden
   
3. Real-life Location:
   England
   
4. Age in Years:
   16
   
5. Star Sign:
   Aquarius
   
6. Weak Point:
   Crotch
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Black and blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   26
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   "c*nt" or "Dick"
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Never
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Bus (not old enough to drive)
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Communism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Makes me want to kill
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    None
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I hope not!
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       No
    2. 2. sped?
       No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Yes
    4. 4. raped?
       No
    5. 5. murdered?
       No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
       No
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Murdering
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Four (Computer, PSP, Phone, Calculator)
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    "fro" instead of "for"
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Unpopular Goth
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Going somewhere
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Different
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Because I like GTA
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Tasty?
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Intresting...

[666_Genocide_666]

Forum Name:
666_Genocide_666

Real-life Name:
Tyler


Real-life Location:
Germany


Age in Years:
17


Star Sign:
Leo


Weak Point:
Balls (duh)


Favourite Colour:
Blue

Favourite Number:
5

Most commonly used expletive:
f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Vodka

Car or bus?:
car

Capitalism or Communism?:
Communism

All work and no play...:
no

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
heh?

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
No

Have you ever:


•1. shoplifted?
yes
•2. sped?
yes
•3. committed acts of vandalism?
yes
•4. raped?
Maybe
5. murdered?
yes

6. committed acts of terrorism?:
no

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
Murdering

Are you an internet user or abuser?
yeh

•[b]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
6

What is your most frequent typo?:


How would you describe your social position?:


How would you describe your life?:
Terrible

How would you describe yourself?:
I can't

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
Because i want to

How would you describe spam?:
Food

How would you describe this questionaire?
Informative

[MetalGrand]

1. Forum Name: MetalGrand
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Curtis or Curt
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Phoenix, AZ
   
   
4. Age in Years: Hell... i'm 13.
   
   
5. Star Sign: Sagittarius
   
   
6. Weak Point: Lazy-ass
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Dark to Light Red
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 8
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*cka
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: nah/nah/nah
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Bike bitches!
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...: sh*t
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: uhh...
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: In most states.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Who hasn't?
    2. 2. sped? On my bike...
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Whats done here stay's here.
    4. 4. raped? *Cough*
    5. 5. murdered? Sounds fun
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I'll make a list later...
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: You found out.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: You assholes should know.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: shti
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: The cool ass that everyone wants to meet.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Unpredictable
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Unpredictable
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because my life sucks...
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: This post
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):