[Kajun]

1. Forum Name: <-Kajun->
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Kaj (pronounciation - Kai)
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Kingston, Ontario, Cahnahduh
   
   
4. Age in Years: 15 (16 in 2 weeks)
   
   
5. Star Sign: Pisces
   
   
6. Weak Point: Somewhat insecure
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Grey/silver
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 31
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: Ah f*ck.
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Once, pot, I was 12, long story.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: I really couldn't care less
    
    
13. All work and no play...: f*ck off. Hell no.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Once, 'twas a pack of Werther's
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yeah. It didn't help that I didn't have a licence either.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I once took a piss on my neighbour's roses, they all died days later. That count?
    4. 4. raped? Nope.
    5. 5. murdered? Not yet.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: fcuk
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Middle-low
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Boring as f*ck.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Sarcastic.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's the heroin in the html, I knows it is!!!!
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: How would YOU describe spam?
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Simple, could be some more questions that are more fun.

[Tom Hagan]

1. Forum Name: Tom Hagan
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Joe
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Toronto, Ontario
   
   
4. Age in Years: 17
   
   
5. Star Sign: Libra
   
   
6. Weak Point: Too sarcastic
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Green
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 4
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Soon
    
    
11. Car or bus?: 2000 Lincoln LS
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Mixture of both
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Teflon, that's all I'll say...
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope, seeing as cops visit this site...
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? My hand
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I don't really think of speeding, I just do it.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 or 4
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: Knot Shore
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Middle-High
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Interesting
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Couldn't think of anything, so I took the words from Neos Nightmare "as someone who can run sh*t if need be but also has the ability to watch and learn"
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's my homepage, and for the CFM.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Somewhat like cat food. Pretty good fried though.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Hardcore?

[gta_king]

1. Forum Name: gta_king
   
   
2. Real-life Name:James Moorehead
   
   
3. Real-life Location:North East England
   
   
4. Age in Years:18
   
   
5. Star Sign:Capricorn
   
   
6. Weak Point:Communicating with other people
   
   
7. Favourite Colour:Red
   
   
8. Favourite Number:7
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:Tw*t
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:None
    
    
11. Car or bus?:Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...:Makes me want to stab my eyes out with a rusty fork.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope
    2. 2. overspeeded? Nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope
    4. 4. raped? Nope
    5. 5. murdered? Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:4, PSP, PS2, Mobile Phone, MP3 Player
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:sec always becomes sex
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:Unknown
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?:Average
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:Fairly uninteresting.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Its addictive and i've got nothing better to do.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Luncheon meat sang about by the Monty Python crew
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Sexual

[TenaciousD.]

1. Forum Name:
   TenaciousD.
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Graham Fitzgerald
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Colchester, Essex, UK
   
4. Age in Years:
   15
   
5. Star Sign:
   
   Leo
   
6. Weak Point:
   Life
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Orange
   
8. Favourite Number:
   3
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   sh*t
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Nope
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Bus
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Makes for a boring life
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    0 hours
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Surprising not
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered?
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Not really
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Abuser
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    6
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    teh
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Slightly above average
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Heading in the right direction
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Normal
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Not quite sure, habit I suppose
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    A low grade meat
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):

A questionnaire

This post has been edited by TenaciousD. on Saturday, Feb 2 2008, 17:11

[Bendy]

1. [b]Forum Name:
   b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bendy!!!!
   
   
2. Real-life Name:
   gemma
   
3. Real-life Location:
   stoke-on-trent, england.
   
4. Age in Years:
   17
   
5. Star Sign:
   gemini
   
6. Weak Point:
   spending too much
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   red
   
8. Favourite Number:
   1
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    nothing major
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    what?
    
13. All work and no play...:
    makes jack a dull boy
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    what?
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no?
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:nooo
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    oh yes
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    lots
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: dunoooo
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: mint
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: safe as f*ck
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: sound
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: why not
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: liek poo
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): wank

[/b]

This post has been edited by Bendy on Friday, Jul 21 2006, 07:38

[Nemesi]

1. Forum Name:
   Nemesi
   
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Federico (Italian names, the best!)
   
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Padova, Italy
   
   
4. Age in Years:
   Almost 21
   
   
5. Star Sign:
   Scorpion
   
   
6. Weak Point:
   Listen too much music
   
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Purple
   
   
8. Favourite Number:
   4
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   I don't use them in english, PM me and I tell you the one I use in italian
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Alcohol, lots of alcohol
    
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Bus
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Communism
    
    
13. All work and no play...:
    makes you gay
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Never
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? What?
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? Of course
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Soon
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Yes, I wanna rape many girls I know and I meet on the way.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Abuser, and you'll pay the conseguences
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    7
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    None
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I'm the best, but no-one wants to recognize this
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Great!
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Great!
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Because I hate you. I want to become an Admin and then I'll destroy you all
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Useless
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Useless

This post has been edited by Nemesi on Friday, Feb 24 2006, 15:33

[D-Structo]

1. Forum Name:
   D-Structo
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Jakub Adamek
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Krobia, Poland
   
4. Age in Years:
   18
   
5. Star Sign:
   Leo
   
6. Weak Point:
   Laziness
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Light blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   8
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   sh*te
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Present, maybe small amounts in the near future
    
11. Car or bus?:
    If I had a car, I'd choose car.
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    NO!
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No... I guess?
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       No
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Yes
    4. 4. raped?
       No
    5. 5. murdered?
       No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Hm, no.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    1 - Cell phone [does the computer count?]
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    'Milestione'
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    In the middle
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    My life is pretty boring, but I'm gonna try to change it soon.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Flanel shirt + awesome glasses.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    LEIK OMG LOOK PPL AM ON TEH INTERNETZ!!11one!1oneone!!1!
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Haven't try it.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Seems to be an another evil plan.

[XMike]

1. Forum Name: xmikester
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Mike
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Philadelphia
   
   
4. Age in Years: 14
   
   
5. Star Sign: Aquarius
   
   
6. Weak Point: Umm, dunno.
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Red
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 13
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: oh sh*t
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Future?
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: I don't know
    
    
13. All work and no play...: get's you money?
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? does setting parks trash cans on fire count?
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: no
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5, I think
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: Not sure
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Average
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Good
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: I don't smile much
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: stupid pointless annoying messages =/
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A questionaire is a questionaire, right?

[Spidey.]

1. Forum Name: Spidey
   
   
2. Real-life Name: T
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Brooklyn, NY
   
   
4. Age in Years: 17
   
   
5. Star Sign: Leo
   
   
6. Weak Point: ?
   
   
7. Favorite Color: Black
   
   
8. Favorite Number: 72
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: Probobly a tie between "sh*t", and "damn".
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed in the past
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Subway
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Free-Enterprise, bitch.
    
    
13. All work and no play...: All play, some work.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Only herbs get caught.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ?
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yeah.
    2. 2. overspeeded? No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I guess.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism? No.
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User i guess.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: Comming
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Here? Loner probobly.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: On a scale of 1-10? 7
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:Cool, smart, funny, nice, opinionated, stubborn at times, and generous.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Most of the time to see what's going on here now.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Posts about random bullsh*t not even close to what anyone in the topic is talking about, and repeated posts intented to just annoy people.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Okay, i guess.

This post has been edited by Spidey. on Tuesday, Feb 21 2006, 22:33

[Otter]

1. Forum Name: ...
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Christ G. Nielsen, Esq.
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Vancouver
   
   
4. Age in Years: 24
   
   
5. Star Sign: Cancer
   
   
6. Weak Point: Leonardo DiCaprio
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Mirror (Thankyou, White Ninja)
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 90210
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: Mar
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: A bit of pot, here and there. In fact, it's been years since.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Both?
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Feeds the family come winter.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: One hour, in the cop car.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They like my eyes.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yep.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yep.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.
    4. 4. raped? Nope.
    5. 5. murdered? Not anyone important.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I write for the Canadian Comedy Network. So... yes.
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Is loser an option?
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Seven or so. I'm at work. See answer above.
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: ;p;
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Brunt of the joke? Stone cold fox? Wanton sex god? All of the above.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Exciting. Yet somehow, I keep coming back here.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:Self effacing, relatively smart, coy, aloof, and a touch art fag. I did go to art school, you realize.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's like this conduit to a different world; a world full of all sorts of interesting folk... like little fairies... that also happen to be nearly half my age. It's free of a lot of the condescending cynicism that surrounds my everyday life.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Sysnode.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A brilliant waste of my time.

[anuj]

1. Forum Name: anuj
2. Real-life Name: ... anuj
3. Real-life Location: Saint Louis, Missouri
4. Age in Years: 20
5. Star Sign: Aquarius
6. Weak Point: Knee. I've f*cked it up way too many times.
7. Favourite Colour: ff7200
8. Favourite Number: 47
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Alcohol, weed, both current and past.
11. Car or bus?: Car and motorcycle.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism.
13. All work and no play...: Makes you burn out of business school.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Total? Around 48-50 hours. Never charged.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Negative. In fact, I'm working towards a LE career.
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes. I took some pixie sticks when I was like five. And a wallet. And one of those modular screwdrivers.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Overspeeded? I guess, I drive 80 on the freeway most of the time.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes. Broken windows, done some graffiti, defaced cars, blew up a street lamp.
    4. 4. raped? No. I may have done some bad things, but if there is one thing I cannot stand, it is a rapist.
    5. 5. murdered? Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Depends on your definition of "acts".
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Negative. They are passing desires.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: One.
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: teh
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: I guess I lead my little clique, but I try my hardest to be friends with everyone I meet. If I don't like you, you must've f*cked up badly. Of course, this is only in real life.
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Almost complete.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Motivated, ambitious.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because they pay me to ban people.
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Useless, unnecessary, vile scum of the earth. Also, a meat product.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I predict this topic will be the longest vertical stretch ever.

[Ottae]

1. Forum Name: Ottae
   
   
2. Real-life Name:Steven Otter
   
   
3. Real-life Location:Mansfield, Nottinghamshire, UK
   
   
4. Age in Years:16
   
   
5. Star Sign:Taurus
   
   
6. Weak Point:Bone Idle
   
   
7. Favourite Colour:Orange
   
   
8. Favourite Number:25
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:f*ck
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:No Alcohol
    
    
11. Car or bus?:Car (lifts and sh*t)
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...:Makes Homer something something
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Not to my knowledge
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
    2. 2. overspeeded?
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
    4. 4. raped?
    5. 5. murdered?
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No to all of the above
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A sh*t load
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: "pwned"
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:Good
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Not bad
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Healthy
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have no where else to go
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: A post that has no significance to the topic discussion.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Spam

[Ebin]

1. Forum Name: Ebin
   
   
2. Real-life Name:Joseph
   
   
3. Real-life Location: North Carolina
   
   
4. Age in Years: 12
   
   
5. Star Sign: Virgo
   
   
6. Weak Point: Money
   
   
7. Favourite Color: Blue
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 7
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t!!!!
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Future. Pot thats it.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capatalisim
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Work then play.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Nope
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't know
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: About 20
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't know.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Socially dead .
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Out of 10 10 being the best, 4.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Gay.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I have nothing to do.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Fun.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Boring.

[a_fool_from_edinburgh]

1. Forum Name:
   look to you left (a_fool_from_edinburgh duh)
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Tom
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Ayrshire, Scotland
   
4. Age in Years:
   20
   
5. Star Sign:
   capricorn
   
6. Weak Point:
   my achilles heel
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Green
   
8. Favourite Number:
   ummm 69?
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   c*nt Monkey
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Skunk, lottsa lovley skunk
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car, public transport is for common people
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    All play and no work
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    I am incarcerated in my own mind
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    not to my knowledge
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       no, petty crime is silly
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       yes, petty crime + danger = cool
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       yes, how very sad
    4. 4. raped?
       naturally
    5. 5. murdered?
       I've killed about 4000 people in GTA
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    
    4000 people most count as terrorism
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    yes, all of them
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    abuser
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    17? I think
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    dsgfdsgtrkjs
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Upper Class (not new wealth i.e scum but proper upper class defined by class not money)
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Dull, yet fascinating
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    the best
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    good f*cking question
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    something my father ate when he was young and rationing was still in place
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    filling up some time

[Blackout?]

1. Forum Name:
   Xo4
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Dylan
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Clinton .Utah
   
4. Age in Years:
   24
   
5. Star Sign:
   Taurus
   
6. Weak Point:
   Wouldn't you like to know
7. Favourite Colour:
   teal
   
8. Favourite Number:
   84 and 1/2
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   Damn
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Used to be heroin Addict.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Four Seperate cars....
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism can be fun!?!
    
13. All work and no play...:
    makes Jack a dull boy
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    oh two days
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? Alot
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:No
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Speeding way too many times
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Both
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    TOO MANY!
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    ahve
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Probably middle
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    I live in Utah so of coarse its boring
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A Lucky Man.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I have no f*cking idea
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    Luncheon Meat
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Meaningless questions that I still fill out.

This post has been edited by Blackout? on Thursday, Jun 12 2008, 19:16

[carpetdweller]

1. Forum Name:
   Carpetdweller
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Jason
   
3. Real-life Location:
   London, UK
   
4. Age in Years:
   29
   
5. Star Sign:
   Sagittarius
   
6. Weak Point:
   Not taking my own advice.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   "Mars Sky No.3" (seen on a paint chart) Kinda Purple.
   
8. Favourite Number:
   3
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   sh*t, Bollocks or Uuuuuuuunghh!
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Alcohol on social occasions.
    Some past use of cigarettes and weed. Gave up the ciggies as soon as I noticed I wanted more despite not liking the taste. I wouldn't rule out weed forever but I'm in no rush. I doubt I'd buy it again, but if someone was passing a some around at a party then I'd probably take it. It's probably been 2 years since I even thought about it.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Whatever's more convenient. If I know parking will be a problem or if I'm drinking then it's public transport all the way.
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism, but I accept that both have flaws.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    ... is just WRONG!!
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Prison = Never.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No.
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? - Yes, but it was probably worth 20p. I felt bad when my mum found out.
    2. 2. overspeeded? - Over the official limit = Yes. Over a sensible speed for the area = No.
       40mph on a wide empty road between 2 huge open fields is not excessive in my view, yet I get fined £60 and get 3 points on my license!
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? - I used to shoot my basketball onto the garage roof knowing it would probably break the tiles. I did it to force my parents to buy me a proper hoop & backboard. It worked, but I feel guilty about it now - Don't do it kids.
    4. 4. raped? - Nope, I ain't sick in the head.
    5. 5. murdered? - No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
       Not knowingly. I have drawn some weird cartoons over the years though.
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    No.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User. It's an amazing invention.
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    17 - oh my god, that's too many. They are: iMac, mobile phone, home phone, PSP, PS2, Video, Video/DVD combo, printer, scanner, electric desk fan, MP3 player, Hi-Fi, TV and I just found 4 calculators in a drawer.
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    Most of the keys stick on my keyboard, so anything really. Usually if something has a double-letter then I double the wrong one. e.g. School becomes Scholl.
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I suppose Working-Class, but I don't really believe in all that.
    No better or worse than anyone else. Most people like and respect me, but I have no real power over anything.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Half Full.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Easy-going and mostly happy. A strong believer in treating others how I'd like to be treated. Probably too moral and honest for my own good.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I hear voices in my head.
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    The plague of emails, faxes and badly monitored forums. I'm not overly keen on the meat product either.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    A list of questions that I felt compelled to answer.

[the_king]

Forum Name: the_king


Real-life Name: Joe


Real-life Location: Gibsons, BC, Canada


Age in Years: 18


Star Sign: I'm not superstisious.


Weak Point: Lying


Favourite Colour: red


Favourite Number: 13


Most commonly used expletive: F*ck you Biach


Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Present + future, F*ckin Pothead, Alchlohal abuser


Car or bus?: Chevy s10 lowered/ tuned


Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism


All work and no play...: Both


How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none


Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not


Have you ever:


1. shoplifted? Yes

2. overspeeded? Too much

3. committed acts of vandalism? yes

4. raped? nope

5. murdered? nope

6. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope, god save Canada


Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: RAPING!!!!!


Are you an internet user or abuser?: Bit of both


How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 6


What is your most frequent typo?: speceil, Whoops... special


How would you describe your social position?: I run my town, don't f*ckin mess with me!!!


How would you describe your life?: awesome, too many friends


How would you describe yourself?: cool, pothead, drinker


Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know, its fun to mod gta...


How would you describe spam?: THIS TOPIC!!! jkjk, nOObs asking stupid questions


How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): SPAM!!! jkjk

[K^2]

Ok, I'm in.

1. Forum Name: K^2. Pronounced "K Squared".
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Konstantin
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Ohio, US.
   
   
4. Age in Years: 20
   
   
5. Star Sign: Virgo.
   
   
6. Weak Point: Constantly underestimate human stupidity.
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Shades of dark blue or green. Don't really have THE favorite, though.
   
   
8. Favourite Number: Don't have one anymore. Used to like 4 for some reason.
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: "Sh*t!"
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Does Caffeine count?
    
    
11. Car or bus?: If it's too far to walk, my 98' Hundai Tiburon.
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism. I'm greedy.
    
    
13. All work and no play...: ... makes me turn work into a game, usually, which does not allway end well.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, but I almost want to count all the years I spent going to school.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not to my knowledge, but I wouldn't be suprised if they aree listening to my phone conversations.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Does 85 in 35 count? It does? Well, I'm glad I have this one.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Not intentionally.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes. All of them. Some more often than others, but so far have not had a reason to do any of it.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Usually the later.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I counted 17, give or take. The number would go even higher if the radius is to be expanded to 3 meters.
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't make tpyos.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: University Student. Need I say more?
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Too short, but I'm working on it.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Depends on who I am talking to, but generally as a person of high inteligence.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Mostly to see if any interesting discussions are taking place.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Why describe it? Everyone knows what it is.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Stupid questionaire, you maid me look bad.

[Demarest]

1. Forum Name: Demarest
   
2. Real-life Name: Dan
   
3. Real-life Location: Oregon, Ohio, USA
   
4. Age in Years: 29
   
5. Star Sign: Aries I think
   
6. Weak Point: intentionally politically incorrect
   
7. Favourite Colour: purple
   
8. Favourite Number: 218
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: none, never
    
11. Car or bus?: car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: I don't identify with labels though I may identify with parts of different labels.
    
13. All work and no play...: Will never be my way. My dad's like 54 and he's still just a big kid.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 100 days
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: not a single one
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? no
    2. 2. overspeeded? Sped? Yes. Most of the time in fact.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? not yet
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: no
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: murder
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: not anymore
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2 Computers, scanner, printer, digicam, cellphone, home theater and all that that entails... Do night goggles constitute an electronic gadget?
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: For whatever reason, if a word ends in D or G where the other one would still make it an actual word, I'll often misspell it.
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: I'm a contradiction in terms. While a loner, I'm often the life of the party. While severely disgruntled, I often inspire and encourage others. While a bit of a hermit, I enjoy traveling. Etc.
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Simple.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: No nonsense. Misunderstood. Underappreciated. Tormented.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA's been a part of my life since III. It's a lot of fun and something about this place is addicting in and of itself. I've been to other forums and this one is decidedly different.
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Filler. Something devoid of value. An expletive.
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Most of it is either obvious or outrageous. But since I have a fan, I'm not about to pass up an opportunity to let him know the score

[Digital Murders]

1. Forum Name: Digital Murders
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Keith
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Milwaukee, WI
   
   
4. Age in Years: 19
   
   
5. Star Sign: Virgo
   
   
6. Weak Point: Arrogant asshole
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Black
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 48?
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed/Weed/Weed
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car/ 06' Civic
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Makes me a sober dickhead.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None...surprisingly
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Uh...that's sort of a long story....
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: That goes with the question of being wanted by law-enforcement agencies....again...long story.
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I would like to murder several people.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Uhm...my cellphone...that's about it.
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: Sentence...sentance? I can never remember.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Upper class...but not like...completely up there. Sort of between middle and upper.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Pain in the ass...enjoyable and happy in some places.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Metal.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Mainly just to post in Music Chat.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Pork-like
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A time filler.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? I believe in Aliens, I mean think about it, we're the Aliens to some other form of life. The universe is huge, there's something out there.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? Uhm.....no thanks.

Sexually Active? Very.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Again, something to do when there is nothing to do.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Neither. Time waster.

How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Uhm, there would be never any reason to bring it up. And it's not like I post 100 times a day. So they wouldn't find anything weird about it.


This post has been edited by Digital Murders on Wednesday, Feb 22 2006, 06:01