[meta187]

~GTAF Members from A to Z~

Have Fun Guys & Gals (all 4 of you).
*Thanks to fargo for the initial questionaire concept and to Svip for being a picky biznatch!
Table by Naomi

New Section Added: GENERAL

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[list=a] [*][b]Forum Name: [/b] [*][b]Real-life Name:[/b] [*][b]Real-life Location:[/b] [*][b]Age in Years:[/b] [*][b]Star Sign:[/b] [*][b]Weak Point:[/b] [*][b]Favourite Colour:[/b] [*][b]Favourite Number:[/b] [*][b]Most commonly used expletive:[/b] [*][b]Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:[/b] [*][b]Car or bus?:[/b] [*][b]Capitalism or Communism?:[/b] [*][b]All work and no play...:[/b] [*][b]How much time have you spent incarcerated?:[/b] [*][b]Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:[/b] [*][b]Have you ever: [list=1] [*]1. shoplifted?[/b] [*][b]2. sped? [/b] [*][b]3. committed acts of vandalism?[/b] [*][b]4. murdered?[/b] [*][b]5. committed acts of terrorism?:[/b][/list] [*][b]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:[/b] [*][b]Are you an internet user or abuser?:[/b] [*][b]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:[/b] [*][b]What is your most frequent typo?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe your social position?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe your life?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe yourself?:[/b] [*][b]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: [/b] [*][b]How would you describe spam?:[/b] [*][b]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):[/b] [/list]

New Section Added: BONUS

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[B][U]Bonus Questions:[/U][/B][list] [*] Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? :alien: [*] Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) [*]Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? [*]How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). [*] GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? [*] What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? [/list]

New Section Added: GANG

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[list=1] [b]Gang Survey[/b] [*][b]Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official? (If Not whytf are you answering this?):[/b] [*][b] Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic?[/b] [*][b]How many gangs have you been in, which ones?:[/b] [*][b]Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?:[/b] [*][b]Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you?[/b] [*][b]In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"?[/b] [*][b]Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?:[/b] [*][b]Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute?[/b] [*][b]Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand)[/b] [*][b]Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..[/b] [i]*multiple answers are fine.[/i] [list=a] [*][b]The best natural leader:[/b] [*][b]The best 2nd in command:[/b] [*][b]The best soldier:[/b] [*][b]The most charismatic:[/b] [*][b]The most humorous:[/b] [*][b]The most well spoken:[/b] [*][b]The most arrogant:[/b] [*][b]The most irratating:[/b] [*][b]The most aggresive:[/b] [*][b]The most In-the-know:[/b] [*][b]The wierdest/original:[/b] [*][b]The most generic:[/b] [*][b]The most controversial:[/b] [*][b]Biggest Drama Queen:[/b] [*][b]Most Helpful inside the PGC:[/b] [*][b]Most Helpful outside the PGC:[/b] [*][b]Biggest Spammer:[/b] [*][b]Most Respected Veteran:[/b] [*][b]Most Respected Newcomer:[/b] [*][b]Best Survivor:[/b] [*][b]Most Improved:[/b] [*][b]Most fallen-from-grace:[/b] [*][b]Best Kept Secret:[/b] [*][b]Most trustworthy:[/b] [*][b]Most Untrustworthy:[/b] [*][b]Most Ambitious:[/b] [/list] [*][b]Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:[/b][list=a] [*][b]Was your favorite:[/b] [*][b]Is your favorite:[/b] [*][b]Was your least favorite:[/b] [*][b]Is your least favorite: [/b] [*][b]Was/is the most influencial:[/b] [*][b]Was/is the most innovative: [/b] [*][b]Was/is the most controversial:[/b] [*][b]Was/is the most fun:[/b] [*][b]Was/is the most active:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the best front page:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the best sigs & support tags:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the most original theme:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the most poorly concieved theme:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the best members:[/b] [*][b]Had/has the poorest members:[/b][/list] [*][b]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:[/b] [*][b]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:[/b] [*][b]When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?[/b] [*][b]If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:[/b] [*][b]The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge, a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence. Which do you prefer and for what reasons.[/b] [*][b]Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?[/b] [*][b]What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future.[/b] [/list]

New Section Added: GTAF MADLIBS

QUOTE (Basics)

In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review: An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives. An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs. A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns. A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs. When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen). An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words. When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things. When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and
humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.
Here's the template:

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[list=1][b] [*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN: [*]FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): [*]LOCATION: [*]NOUN: [*]ADJECTIVE: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]MEDIA SOURCE: [*]GTAF MEMBER: [*]VERB (action tense): [*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]MAJOR CRIME/SIN:   [*]MINOR CRIME/SIN: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): [*]VERB (ACTION TENSE): [*]NOUN: [*]NOUN: [*]BODY PART: [*]TRANSPORTATION: [*]NOUN: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]ADJECTIVE: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]TIME INCREMENT: [*]NOUN: [*]NOUN: [*]VERB: [*]NOUN: [*]VERB (PAST TENSE): [*]PLURAL NOUN: [*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): [*]FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): [*]NOUN: [*]RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: [/list][/b]

Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:

QUOTE (BAD BOYS)

One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18. We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 24 25!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33! I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"

New Section Added: GAME

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[list=a] [*][b]Gamer Tag(s): [/b] [*][b]Current Consoles/PC Specs:[/b] [*][b]Games Beaten/Completed Approx.:[/b] [*][b]Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles:[/b] [*][b]Console vs. PC Gaming?:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Action/Adventure Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Sports Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite First Person Shooter:[/b] [*][b]Favorite SIMulation Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Raceing Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Puzzle Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Fighting Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Survival Horror Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Movie Based Game:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Gameing Franchise:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Game Icon:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Game Babe:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Console Controller:[/b] [*][b]Favorite Role Playing Game:[/b] [b]1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?[/b] [b]2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?[/b] [B]3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?[/B] [B]4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.[/B] [b]5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?[/b][/list]

Updated 2/01/09:

RESPONDENTS

Found Here on page 29, thanks in large part to !!GameCH33TA!!, many thanks to Naomi for the original table sets.

This post has been edited by meta187 on Monday, Feb 9 2009, 14:16

[Svip]

OMgomgomgomg lol:

1. item 1
2. item 2
3. item 3
4. item 4
   1. sub 1
   2. sub 2
   3. sub 3
5. item 5
6. item 6

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[list=a][*] item 1 [*] item 2 [*] item 3 [*] item 4[list=1][*] sub 1 [*] sub 2 [*] sub 3[/list] [*] item 5 [*] item 6[/list]

Before you fix your code, we can talk.

[meta187]

Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it.


EDIT: Done & Done.

This post has been edited by meta187 on Tuesday, Feb 21 2006, 18:06

[hawk]

• a. Forum Name:
  Hawk
  
• b. Real-life Name:
  Ben
  
• c. Real-life Location:
  Dartford > Kent > uk
  
• d. Age in Years:
  18
  
• e. Star Sign:
  Gemini
  
• f. Weak Point:
  
  None
• g. Favourite Colour:
  Im Colour Blind > Seriously
  
• h. Favourite Number:
  3
  
• i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
  f*ck
  
• j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):
  What????
  
• k. Car or bus?:
  Car
  
• l. Capitalism or Communism?:
  Capatilsm
  
• m. All work and no play...:
  All work then play
  
• n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
  Few days
  
• o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
  Back in the endz, Im wanted for Pososession with intent to supply.
  
• p. Have you ever:
  
  1. shoplifted? Yes
  2. overspeeded? Yes
  3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
  4. raped? No
  5. murdered? No
  6. committed acts of terrorism?: No
  
  
• q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
  No
  
• r. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
  User
  
• s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
  1, Mobile Phone
  
• t. What is your most frequent typo?:
  Dunno
  
• u. How would you describe your social position?:
  Urm, what do you mean? Social Position, were not all kids at school.
  
• v. How would you describe your life?:
  Great
  
• w. How would you describe yourself?:
  DA BIZZLE!!!!! < English heads will know what that means.
  
• x. How would you describe Microsoft?:
  As a rich company
  
• y. How wouldyou describe spam?:
  
  
• z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
  Pointless
  

[Svip]

QUOTE (meta187 @ Feb 21 2006, 19:58)

Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it. EDIT: Done & Done.

No, I mean like using [list=a] for the entire list, • someletter looks stupid.

[meta187]

Yea he's being a bit (Cerb) picky but I ammeded it anyways as that's a pretty useful [ List ] feature I wasn't previously aware of, ya learn somethin' new everyday (well not really).

[Steve...]

• a. Forum Name:
  Steve.. Duh
  
• b. Real-life Name:
  Steve.. Duh
  
• c. Real-life Location:
  Southampton
  
• d. Age in Years:
  15
  
• e. Star Sign:
  Virgo
  
• f. Weak Point:
  Err.. I honestly don't know..
  
• g. Favourite Colour:
  Blue
  
• h. Favourite Number:
  7
  
• i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
  f*ck
  
• j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):
  I dunno
  
• k. Car or bus?:
  Car
  
• l. Capitalism or Communism?:
  Capitalism
  
• m. All work and no play...:
  No, Work before play, but not ALL work
  
• n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
  6 Minutes
  
• o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
  Probably ...
  
• p. Have you ever:
  1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
  2. 2. overspeeded? No
  3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
  4. 4. raped? No
  5. 5. murdered? No
  6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Uh.. I don't think I've ever bombed a building.

q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
Sometimes

r. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
Both

s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
Seven

t. What is your most frequent typo?:
lol = olo

u. How would you describe your social position?:
.. Loner ?

v. How would you describe your life?:
Boring anf f*cking twisted

w. How would you describe yourself?:
Umm.. An annoying little prick with no life..

x. How would you describe Microsoft?:
Money eating bastards. Seriously, They get like, billions of pounds and they don't give any to the three million people starving.

y. How wouldyou describe spam?:
Utter Bullsh*t.

z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
Pretty good as I can express my feelings about the questions.

[vALKYR]

1. Forum Name:
   vALKYR
   
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Thomas M.
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Nordhorn, Landkreis Bentheim, Euregio, Niedersachsen/Lower Saxony, Germany/Netherlands.
   
4. Age in Years:
   23
   
5. Star Sign:
   Cancer
   
6. Weak Point:
   Exaggerating everything.
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   2
   
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
   shut up. (with the rené allo allo accent)
   
10. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):
    godverdomme (for god sakes)
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Mercedes CLK
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    None.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Nah.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    15 minutes.
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Nope.
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Nay.
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       Oh yes.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       No.
    4. 4. raped?
       No.
    5. 5. murdered?
       No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No.
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Overspeeding ... without being caught of course
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User, producer ... whatever
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    4 (mp3 player, mobile phone, TV, DVD Player)
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    heklo (hello)
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Worker and Relaxer.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Full of nice things, full of not nice things but it ... just went it's way.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Happy most of the time, music-lover, worker, summerguy.
    
24. How would you describe Microsoft?:
    As a bunch of idiots who need to re-learn programming occasionally.
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    A pain in the ass.
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
    Something to do.

[Zak.]

1. Forum Name:
   Jonny Tightlips
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Zak Douglas (Zachary Douglas)
   
3. Real-life Location:
   San Francisco, California, USA
   
4. Age in Years:
   15 (in April)
   
5. Star Sign:
   Aries
   
6. Weak Point:
   Crotch
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Light blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   69, dude
   
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
   f*ck
   
10. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):
    Scheiße (sh*t)
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Socialism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    Make Zak a dull boy
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    None
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Probably. My mom's a hippy.
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Yes
    4. 4. raped?
       No
    5. 5. murdered?
       No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Jihads on several buttocks
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Jihads on several buttocks.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Yes
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    5
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I USually HIt SHift ANd NOt LEt GO IN TIme. LIke THis.
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Loner, but a leader at times
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Religious
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Optimistic, Religious
    
24. How would you describe Microsoft?:
    360
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    FBI
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
    Womanly

[_-playero-_]

1. Forum Name: _-playerp-_
2. Real-life Name:Manuel Velásquez
3. Real-life Location:Costa Rica
4. Age in Years: 17
5. Star Sign: You mean, cancer?
6. Weak Point: Women...
7. Favourite Colour: Blue
8. Favourite Number: 16
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language: fuck!
10. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): puta! (fuck!)
11. Car or bus?: Bus
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
13. All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nah
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Hmm, maybe.
    4. 4. raped? No f*cking way.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No...
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorism
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: probably an abuser.
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: a l ot.
20. What is your most frequent typo?: teh, sometimes I just skip and add letters.
21. How would you describe your social position?: mint
22. How would you describe your life?: Boring...
23. How would you describe yourself?: Intersting...
24. How would you describe Microsoft?: Eh...?
25. How would you describe spam?: All the f*cking emails I've been getting lately.
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough.

UPDATED July 12th...
*for all intended purpouses I am 17 now.

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? supernatural stuff, some.
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? wtf?
• Sexually Active? Nah...
• How would you describe this questionaire? doesn't dig deep enough
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Pleasure....
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Hmmm, can't say here.

This post has been edited by _-playero-_ on Wednesday, Jul 12 2006, 23:25

[Knife]

1. Forum Name: Knife (why? why did you ask that question?)
   
   
2. Real-life Name:Andy
   
   
3. Real-life Location:UK
   
   
4. Age in Years:15
   
   
5. Star Sign:Libra
   
   
6. Weak Point:Balls
   
   
7. Favourite Colour:Blue
   
   
8. Favourite Number:10
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck
   
   
10. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): Dont ask hard questions plz
    
    
11. Car or bus?:Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:Lets have both
    
    
13. All work and no play...: No, are you crazy?
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Egg
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nnot at the moment
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? NO!
    2. 2. overspeeded? NO!
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? NO!
    4. 4. raped? NO!
    5. 5. murdered? NO!
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: NO!
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:All of them
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuse
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    1...2...3...5...12...
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:Maby
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:Loud
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?:Wasted
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:Skinny, very
    
    
24. How would you describe Microsoft?:Mummy
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?:Well, it does taste great
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? : Utter sh*t

[meta187]

QUOTE (_-playero-_ @ Feb 21 2006, 19:29)

•How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough. I also think the topic might turn to be a bit messy. So @topic starter, if you can make table such as the one in the member picture thread, linking to each post per user, it would be really cool.

Yea I've already considered swapping out a few questions for some more interesting ones that occured to me after reading a few of these, I wanted to wait and see how this was received before I started in with any hardcore tableing so it's looking pretty likely I'll be doing it soon, hyperlinks and all.

EDIT: switched out 3 questions. I'll give this a day or two before I start tableing.

This post has been edited by meta187 on Tuesday, Feb 21 2006, 19:55

[Mullen]

1. Forum Name:
   Mullen
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Nik
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Spain, Reus
   
4. Age in Years:
   18
   
5. Star Sign:
   Aquarius (sp?)
   
6. Weak Point:
   Testicles
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Funky orange, sunset pink
   
8. Favourite Number:
   6
   
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
   f*ck
   
10. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue:
    пошел ты на хуй
    
    
11. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Weed, Shrooms, Cocaine, Alcohol, Tobacco
    
12. Car or bus?:
    car
    
13. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Communism
    
14. All work and no play...:
    no
    
15. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Too funky to go to jail
    
16. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
    
17. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       Yes
    4. 4. raped?
       No
    5. 5. murdered?
       I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
       NO
18. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    nah
19. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Yes
    
20. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    5
    
21. What is your most frequent typo?:
    methilenedioxymethamphetamine
    
22. How would you describe your social position?:
    artistically gifted individual
    
23. How would you describe your life?:
    Triumphant.
    
24. How would you describe yourself?:
    f*ckable
    
25. How would you describe Microsoft?:
    evil
    
26. How would you describe spam?:
    trash
    
27. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
    gimme my ten minutes back

This post has been edited by Mullen on Wednesday, May 28 2008, 22:14

[Bizarro.]

1. Forum Name: Bizarro.
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Me am bizarro.
   
   
3. Real-life Location: The planet of Htrae
   
   
4. Age in Years: Unknown
   
   
5. Star Sign: Gemini
   
   
6. Weak Point: Balls. I hate it when people kick me there. Hurts like hell.
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Blue.
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 21
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Too much to remember.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...: f*ck no.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None. Although I have been to court for some stupid fight I was in.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes.
    2. 2. overspeeded? No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.
    4. 4. raped? Hell no.
    5. 5. murdered? f*ck no.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Just a few nukes here and there.
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Sometimes I think of murder, but don't do it because I'm too much of a coward.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser.
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 13
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: becuase
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Loud, funny, shy around people I don't know, stuff like that.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: Totally f*cked up.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Totally f*cked up.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't. I usually never log out.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Yummy.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Boring, long, and boring.

This post has been edited by Bizarro. on Tuesday, Feb 21 2006, 20:26

[Rayo Puño]

1. Forum Name:
   Rayo Puno
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Xavier
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Florida, USA
   
4. Age in Years:
   17
   
5. Star Sign:
   Cancer
   
6. Weak Point:
   Women
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Black, white, silver. Those aren't even colors though are they?
   
8. Favourite Number:
   9, 52
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    yes, many.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    communism
    
13. All work and no play...:
    is the way to be gay
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    not much, like a month
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    i hope not
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
       many a time
    2. 2. overspeeded?
       daily
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
       yes
    4. 4. raped?
       no
    5. 5. murdered?
       i wish
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?
       i don't think so
       
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    I think rightfully murdering someone would be neat
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    I use the internet to abuse my cock
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    I counted 11
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    everything, my typing skills blow
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    god-like
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    like a roller coaster
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    f*cking sexy
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to [B]gtaforums.com?:[/b]
    good question
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    GTAF's outer layer
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):
    good idea

[original gangster]

1. Forum Name: Original Gangster (I wish to never type that out again)
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Mike
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Birmingham, UK
   
   
4. Age in Years: 14
   
   
5. Star Sign: Capricorn
   
   
6. Weak Point: Shy to new people.
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Red/Blue, I can't choose.
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 69 of course.
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive in the English language: Shut the f*ck up.
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, no, no.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: Car
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    
    
13. All work and no play...: Oh god no.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0years, 0months, 0weeks, 0days, 0hours, 0minutes, 0seconds...
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They're not onto me yet.
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I scribbled on a wall when I was three...so technically...
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? Not yet...
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Well...
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder....
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Er...s'pose abuser...
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 12
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: I sometimes press ; instead of ', like this: They;re.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Could be better. Shy with new people, but once I know someone I'm talkative.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: At the age of problems.
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Funny, bubbly, good listener, love music/films etc.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to [B]gtaforums.com?:[/b] Something to do I guess.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: [post] lol!!11oneone+CAPS+shift11 [/post]
    Also the twenty emails I have begging me for money.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea.

[meta187]

QUOTE (original gangster @ Feb 21 2006, 20:20)

How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea.

I'm up for suggestions, also I fixed a bold tag that was throwing some things off towards the end of the survey.

[darthYENIK]

1. Forum Name: DarthYENIK
   
   
2. Real-life Name: Satan...er..a...Kenny
   
   
3. Real-life Location: Orange County, California
   
   
4. Age in Years: 21...ok 20, but only for two months, I say 21 so I can drink at family get togethers.
   
   
5. Star Sign: Taurus
   
   
6. Weak Point: Booze
   
   
7. Favourite Colour: Red
   
   
8. Favourite Number: 5
   
   
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ckin' Hell
   
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes please.
    
    
11. Car or bus?: I'm neither, I am a human being, dammit.
    
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither.
    
    
13. All work and no play...: ...sucks.
    
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0, can't jail what you can't catch.
    
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: See item "o".
    
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? Define rape.
    5. 5. murdered? Define Murder.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Only against lowely security gaurds.
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really, they just happen.
    
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 15, 9 if you don't count the computer componants seperately.
    
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?: teh.
    
    
21. How would you describe your social position?: Don't give a f*ck, don't care.
    
    
22. How would you describe your life?: darthYENIK lets out a big sigh
    
    
23. How would you describe yourself?: Spry but lazy.
    
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have nothing better to do.
    
    
25. How would you describe spam?: Meaty. Comes in a easy open can. Hawaiians seem to like it.
    
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): A list of questions, asking about ones life outside the GTAforums.

[Pavlov]

1. Forum Name:
   Pavlov
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Mike
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Lyon, France (polish immigrant)
   
4. Age in Years:
   21
   
5. Star Sign:
   Taurus
   
6. Weak Point:
   i don't know. Never asked myself
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   i don't have
   
8. Favourite Number:
   neither
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   f*ck
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    present. entertaining use.
    
11. Car or bus?:
    car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    capitalism for ones, left side for others.
    
13. All work and no play...:
    play and work at the same time?
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    ?
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? no
    2. 2. overspeeded? yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: no
    
    
    
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    no for the ones i said "no"
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    2 ipod and cell phone - if we don't take in account the printer and other stuff from the computer
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    well no
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    i don't know/ i don't tell
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    could be better, but it's the same for everybody
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    you know me no?
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    i have friends in here
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    urbandictionnary - define - spam
    
26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):
    as spam

[kevin2006rhs]

1. Forum Name:
   kevin2006rhs
   
2. Real-life Name:
   Kevin Yurkiw
   
3. Real-life Location:
   Pittsburgh, PA, USA
   
4. Age in Years:
   20
   
5. Star Sign:
   Sagittarius
   
6. Weak Point:
   laziness
   
7. Favourite Colour:
   Blue
   
8. Favourite Number:
   28
   
9. Most commonly used expletive:
   sh*t
   
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Alcohol, weed/alcohol/alcohol
    
11. Car or bus?:
    Car
    
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Both
    
13. All work and no play...:
    leaves you no time to jack off.
    
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    4 months
    
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
    
16. Have you ever:
    1. shoplifted?
       no
    2. overspeeded?
       yes
    3. committed acts of vandalism?
       yes
    4. raped?
       its called "suprise sex"...but no I haven't
    5. murdered?
       I need to.
    6. committed acts of terrorism?
       I threw a grenade at a tank once...
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Murder...there are some real assholes out there that can't drive for sh*t.
    
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
    
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    10 or 11
    
20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    saying words like "wouldn't" "couldn't" "don't" and forgetting the "n't" part
    
21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I get along with everyone, but the underprivelaged tend to hate me and call me a prep or stuck-up.
    
22. How would you describe your life?:
    Tense....lots of battles. Mainly divorce and my young teen troubled times.
    
23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Tall, white, and somewhat stupid.
    
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    To lovingly watch idiots call me an idiot while not realizing how much of a douche he is.
    
25. How would you describe spam?:
    "5 words or less"
    Seriously...I would say not contributiung to the conversation at hand, no matter on the post size.
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    A time wasting expierence like the rest of this place. Also similar is the fact that I am oddly compelled to join in the stupidity.

This post has been edited by kevin2006rhs on Sunday, Jan 20 2008, 00:14