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Pacifier  
Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 11:15
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QUOTE (Sy™ @ Jun 27 2005, 22:57)
My wtf moment happened yesterday.

I needed some money so I went to the Inside Track under Mulholland Intersection. I went in with $3000 and after twenty or so minutes of backing the nag with the highest odds I had just under $150,000 burning a hole in my pocket.

I decided this was enough to mod my cars, buy my guns and secure some more property. As I went outside I heard a buzzing noise. I looked up and right and saw a spitfire flying through a gap in the intersection heading straight for me.

I tried to run but it was futile as a second later it hit the street just at my feet and took me out in a very loud bang. with secondary bangs from exploding cars finishing me off. user posted image

$146,000 (roughly gone just like that!)

I just wish I had it on video as it was so funny to see!

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5]A similar thing happened to me - at the same OTB at Mullholland. Early on in the game. Gambled up from about $2,000 to $60,000. Very happy. Went outside and heard a loud buzzing noise behind me. Then a crash. Then death.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 11:32
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I was swimming in the river in the badlands area collecting oysters, and suddenly I heard a plane (I didn't know it was a plane at first), then suddenly I heard an explosion. I was heading towards an area past a bridge, so I could get out of the river, I get up, go to the road that goes on the bridge to get a car, and I see a plane on the bridge (that was the boom). And I thought that I was a bad pilot.

Another was in the desert outside LV. There's a road that goes under a railroad bridge. I went to this bridge from the save point 30 feet away to grab a car. While waiting, a few semis drive by. As they passed under the bridge, suddenly the back wheels were 2 feet in the air, while the front were over 10 feet up, with the entire driver inside the bridge. They would drive through, and as soon as they were past the bridge, they went back into normal position... until I shot the wheel of one, they stopped, it caused a pileup, then the stuck semi lit up, and started a chain reaction (I love pile-up/traffic explosions biggrin.gif)

Not really a WTF, but last night I went to the hotel in fierro to grab the asset money, got back in my car, and a valet comes over, opens the passenger side door, gets in, pushes me out, and goes to park the car (strange that the valet waited till I got back in the car, rather than when I first got out). I killed him.

Back to planes, I'm still waiting for one to hit me while I'm parachuting. I will make it happen whenever mta:sa or the other mp is released.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 11:46
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Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 12:01
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my wtf moment happened today.
i was playing basketball and i took a shot and the ball disapeared. i was looking arouind the suddenly ball came and hit me in the head in full speed and i died
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 12:02
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@Isuck: You have a magic brother, my friend. Treat him well.

My WTF moment would be probably a plane crash. Or that SAM site. It's just so sudden and like 'Whoa, what the hell?!' and then you burst out laughing biggrin.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 13:13
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When I noticed that everytime a semi drives under this bridge this happens:

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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 13:35
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QUOTE (Phosgene @ Jun 28 2005, 11:46)
Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...

my "Cop Wheels" moment was when a car on the highway rammed the car carrier and drove on top of it, and stopped. I couldnt complete the mission, so I had to start all over again dozingoff.gif I finally finished that mission last night, hope I never have to do it again.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 16:08
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QUOTE (Phosgene @ Jun 28 2005, 11:46)
Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...


I had a similar thing happen to me in this mission, but the squad car fell from the sky and landed on its wheels right in front of me and kept on driving like nothing happened.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 17:51
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QUOTE (pixelrage @ Jun 28 2005, 09:35)
my "Cop Wheels" moment was when a car on the highway rammed the car carrier and drove on top of it, and stopped. I couldnt complete the mission, so I had to start all over again dozingoff.gif I finally finished that mission last night, hope I never have to do it again.

OMG. The exact same thing happened to me once. I was SOOOOOOOO pissed off. I hate that mission anyway and I'm always in a bad mood because of it.

Another time in the same mission, the truck stopped dead in front of me because it hit something in front of it. I went flying up the ramp and straight over. Apparently it doesn't register as a stop at 95MPH tounge.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 20:24
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eh, this is moore like a "haha sucker" story. but... ah whatevah.

i have just finished "Doberman" and i got back to the grove. i jumped on a bike to get there without getting a car(which i should do so i can bring some homies, lol or a bus, i have 100% respect biggrin.gif ) but anyhows.

jumped on a bike, headed for a light colored balla area, but on my way there on the bike i by some reason i took a bunny hop and landed on a top of a copcar! i was stanjding on top of the copcar with the bike and they drove by the area and i saw 3 ballas, i jumped down of the roof. i saw to the left and did a drive by on the bike! i jumped off and killed the bastards that were on the other side of the road. killed the 3 waves with 2 techs( as i do everywere , i love that gun!), and biked back to the grove. biggrin.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 22:30
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Just a short one.

I just got out of the Barbers and i found a wrecked Banshee car with a pole stuck in the middle of it.

I got in the car and I heard a splat and the screen came up as.....

WASTED!

It was most annoying seeing as I was right near woozie's missions.... sneaky2.gif
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 23:24
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QUOTE (The_Dancing_Cat @ Jun 28 2005, 12:02)
@Isuck: You have a magic brother, my friend. Treat him well.

lol, he doesn't show up very often.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jun 28 2005, 23:30
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My WTF was in San Fierro ... I was doing some Mission or other and you know those streets like in the real San Francisco up and down hills? ....

There was a white stretch limo flying through the intersection at a 45 degree angle, nose down ... I think my mouth was agog so I didn't get a screenie but I sure laughed my ass off biggrin.gif ... Then KICKED it for NOT getting the screenie damn only 2 keys to push ...
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Posted: Wednesday, Jun 29 2005, 03:07
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I drove a bike off that huge cylindrical tower (forgot the name of it) in LS with a parachute and I jumped off my bike right away. I let myself freefall halfway down and I was like "Time to float to the saftey of a rooftop!". Needless to say my 'chute didn't open and I lost an AK with full ammo while my brains leaked onto the freeway.

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Posted: Wednesday, Jun 29 2005, 06:45
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i had a rather unique "cop wheels" experience myself...
i was just getting the third bike on there when this crazy speeding bastard behind me hit me THEN acted like i hit HIM and went insane....so what does he do? well, naturally, he rams me while i'm trying to get up there, knocks me all the way off, i fall off the bike and get run over by the transport sad.gif
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Posted: Wednesday, Jun 29 2005, 14:38
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i got a couple...

driving down mount chiliad in bicycle (chiliad challenge) and spitfire comes down, blowing me up (i was in first), and as it pans out i see the other guys go right through the shell of the plane. how... (PS2)

doing the mission up, up, and away, i grabbed a random car off the highway and proceeded to dangle him from above the railroad tracks, to get a laugh out of my friends. however, a train passes and slams into the car, causing it to fly in the air, and i turn to my friends and start laughing. they tell me to turn around and i do just in time to see the car flip up and land on my rotor blades, pushing me down. i get hit by the train and blow up before i can bail, and i die. first time i ever died while on a mission. (pc)

first time i learned that sometimes your parachute doesn't deploy... on another note, one time i released it and fell, but CJ still had the animation of holding on; fell 10 stories and he lands on his feet, no damage taken. wow.gif

and lastly, the first time i discovered not to turn in a tractor when towing a hotdog van... i careened of of the road near whetstone going 200 mph or something and it took me forever to swim back to shore.
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this is strange too smile.gif

but funny

i blow up the car with rocket launcher

1 guy fall out the car but the other guy is still in it....

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I got into a taxi and without doing anything It flips over by itself and starts flaming. I dont think the taxi liked me very much.
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Posted: Saturday, Jul 2 2005, 18:28
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i wanted to jump out of a shamal and dive onto the pavement, i took a plane and flew as high as possible, then jumped out, my friend pressed the mouse button to take out the parachute, so i pressed enter and waited for CJ to become a red stain on the ground, but guess what happens, he just says ouch and stands up again, surviving a fall from several kilometers...
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Posted: Saturday, Jul 2 2005, 18:31
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I dont know if its "wtf moment" but last night I tried to to firetruck missions and when I was up to level 12 I accidently ran over the last guy i had to save. I was sad to say the least sad.gif
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