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nikoliberty24  
Posted: Saturday, Jul 14 2012, 12:52
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Mine was when was runing and the cops where after me\i was having 6 star wanted level\i was loking behind just a moment and boom a tank killed me P.S:i was playng gta vice city on my old xbox
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QUOTE (Csabi98 @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 19:10)
Congrats! I didn't think it would be so hard to guess.
Your turn!It was the SWAT Tank


Clue 1:Very Annoying! - Water Cannon
Clue 2:It has 4 wheels! - Self-Explanatory
Clue 3:Its an objective to get in it in a mission! - End of the Line, you must break Big Smoke's Crack Palace with it.
Clue 4:You can only get in it in that mission, otherwise, you don't have acces to it, and you can't find it in neither city. - Well, you can't, except if you glitch.

IMO water cannons r fun
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Posted: Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 19:43
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QUOTE (gtaguy95 @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 21:20)
QUOTE (Csabi98 @ Thursday, Jul 19 2012, 19:10)
Congrats! I didn't think it would be so hard to guess.
Your turn!It was the SWAT Tank


Clue 1:Very Annoying! - Water Cannon
Clue 2:It has 4 wheels! - Self-Explanatory
Clue 3:Its an objective to get in it in a mission! - End of the Line, you must break Big Smoke's Crack Palace with it.
Clue 4:You can only get in it in that mission, otherwise, you don't have acces to it, and you can't find it in neither city. - Well, you can't, except if you glitch.

IMO water cannons r fun

Doesn't seem too fun to get cannon spammed in SA-MP, or by a Firetruck in Single Player.
Anyway, I don't wanna talk off-topic here.
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Posted: Friday, Jul 27 2012, 07:45
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Doing a stunt with an NRG in the desert
where interdiction takes place, that big hill with a wood path following it up and overhanging the cliff - was doing that jump
I get near the top, i hear a plane
I reach the top, i see it, too alte
I launch off, plane hits me.
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Posted: Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 03:11
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I saw lots of odd things, but hard to remember them all!

One is a well knows priest and a hooker in the Interdiction mission.

Then I saw an old Walton going at full speed into Back'o'Beyond, driving around there and finally flipping over and bursting into flames. The guy kept running around.

I saw an invincible motorcyclist.

I saw UFOs - but have hardly seen any crashing Rustlers for a long time since I had a new computer in 2007.
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Posted: Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 10:57
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Speaking of crashing rustlers, I saw one yesterday. I had a one star wanted level and after exiting a Well Stacked Pizza in Downtown San Fierro, there were a couple cops outside shooting me. Suddenly, I saw a rustler run straight into a building and start smoking. Realising it was about to go, I ran away and the explosion killed both officers, and somehow I also lost the wanted level. First time a plane crash has saved me from the police. lol.gif It's amazing how big the explosion is, I didn't remember them being so huge. Almost every car in sight exploded and the plane itself exploded like 5 times and almost everyone died. I was quite impressed. Of course, after all that, some random cop who somehow managed to survive crawled out of the wreckage and started beating me up, despite my lack of a wanted level. Then, since I was at Valet Parking, some random valet took a car that someone had parked and ran the cop over on the way to the garage. lol.gif It's been a while since I've played this game, I forgot about all the awesome, hilarious and super random weird things that can happen.
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Posted: Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 14:58
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This is a wtf moment and is a bit creepy too. It happened when I was playing last night.
I had just finished 'Body Harvest' and I was heading back to Angel Pine to meet up with Cesar and Kendl. I was in the BF Injection you get given at the end of 'Body Harvest'
So I took a short cut to Angel Pine through Back O Beyond and I was crossing one of those wood bridges when suddenly I hear that country girl's voice go 'HEY!!'
I checked behind me but no one was there.
It freaked me out because there is no one out there...OR ARE THEY. WTF...
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Posted: Sunday, Jul 29 2012, 21:02
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I was walking around Back O Beyond (I usually do just for the hell of it) and I got onto a quad (they often spawn there) and I was riding around, and I hit a small rock. I went flying of the quad and the quad went flying too. The quad rolled to a stop and then it blew up tounge2.gif
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After the mission Stowaway, I was coming down on parachute, decided to see if I could float all the way to The Four Dragons Casino. Yep its possible and I was wtf
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I saw this today, a Rustler crashed into the Doherty construction site and rolled all the way to the main road. Blew up a Huntley, a taxi and a cop bike. But I had a three star wanted level for it! I mean I was innocent and just looked on.
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Posted: Tuesday, Jul 31 2012, 15:08
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Recently, on yet another new game, I was going around in a modded Jester collecting photo ops. I had just finished up some photo ops around Pier 69 and turned around to see my Jester being pushed down the street by a tram. notify.gif You can imagine my reaction:
What...the...f*ck!?
I must have parked it on the track without realising. It actually would've been quite a bit more hilarious if you'd been there to see it. I tried running after it but I couldn't catch up. Luckily, the tram soon turned a corner and the car was flung away. White smoke was coming out of the engine, so I decided I wouldn't let all that money go to waste and began to drive it back to my garage. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it.

As I was crawling up a hill with the smoking Jester, you won't believe what happened. Yet another tram came out of absolutely nowhere, which I hadn't seen due to the hill, and bashed straight into me. mad.gif Fortunately, I was being careful and not going top speed, so I didn't blow up and managed to escape, but my car was now smoking black.
Fast forward a minute or so, and I was almost there, and I saw an alley that would be a much quicker shortcut then driving all the way round a normal road. Less likely to blow up, right? There weren't really any objects I could bump into in the alley, so I thought I would be totally fine.
Now, people were walking down this very alley. You might know where this is going.
I tried to carefully go through the completely straight alley, but I hit some random guy and my car was set on a fire. By a person. I hit a person and my car exploded. angry.gif
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Posted: Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 15:14
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This is my biggest WTF moment for 5 years of San Andreas experience..

I was piloting a Nevada over Las Venturas, having some fun by stunting on it. Its really fun to see a huge plan doing barrel rolls. lol.gif I decide to take a screenshot of it too and post it in the screenies thread in the forum. But suddenly I pressed the RET key and Carl bailed out of the plane WITH a parachute I was flying over the Hunter Quarry at the moment Carl bailed out. Seeing my Nevada getting crashed I decided to land with my parachute at the bottom of the quarry. So I dived forwards and when the message came "Open your parachute!!". I pressed LMB-didn't work, I pressed NUM0 didn't work, I pressed LCtrl it didn't f*cking work notify.gif . I heard that there was a glitch where Carl won't open up his parachute. But that is not the point!!!

Carl fell shortly afterwards in the bottom of the quarry he had no armor and only had the max health bar. He hit the quarry bottom with a nasty SPLATCH!! But he didn't die. He had zero health but didn't die!!!! I was flying way over the clouds and the land below couldn't even be seen. So even after a high fall Carl survived!!!!


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Wow, one explosion does a lot of damage. My car was set alight and exploded on the freeway due to a little collision and there was a huge chain reaction of explosions all over the place. It was ridiculous. It happened again on the Garver Bridge, and again near Blackfield Stadium. That time, some random woman was killed from a car door that fell out of the sky. lol.gif

Also, during the Cop Wheels mission, I had managed to amass a 4 star wanted level. I was going about doing my normal business, swerving around cop cars on a police bike, when suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, a police car hit the ground on it's nose right behind me. It completely startled me, and it was so close behind me that if I was just going a tiny bit slower it would have gone straight into me and crushed me. I have no idea how exactly the thing managed to do that. It came from the direction of a parking garage behind me, which didn't have any jumps and was completely bordered off, which was strange. The car ended up upside down and exploded, taking out a couple other cars with it, which was pretty epic. biggrin.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Aug 4 2012, 18:50
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Yeah there's a couple of flying police cars in NE LV (they spawn from rooftops).
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=300621

I guess you were hit by this one:

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Mine is when i was flying a plane in the ps2 version, and a tree popped up randomly and i exploded. bored.gif
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I remember when i saw a Lorry drive past me while doing a proper wheelie
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Posted: Monday, Aug 13 2012, 15:54
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I was a tad confused..
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I loaded GTA San Andreas which had a completion of 97.33% and I was nearing to end the game 100%. Well I loaded my game and it was an in-game Thursday and I had saved at the Jefferson safehouse. It was night time in Los Santos and I exited the safehouse and saw some Ballas group and they all started running once I aimed my dual wield Sawn off Shotgun. But one Ballas was targeted by a spotlight from a Police Chopper and I saw it, the Ballas started running maybe because he was afraid. Since I have seen this I didn't care about it and jacked a Savanna near CJ. But once I got in the I heard a sound of the chopper going out of control and I quickly got out of the car and looked for it. The chopper was about to crash!!! It was going out of control and I was amazed because I have played San Andreas for 3 years and never encountered a chopper crash. Plane crashes, yes!! but chopper crashes, no!!! It crashed somewhere in an alley. and it was really a good experience to me. My first helicopter crash. sigh.gif

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Few months ago I was doing taxi mission and suddenly i got message "Only people holding valid pilot licence may enter" or something like that I was in middle of Las Venturas far from Airport wow.gif and I was like WTF lol.gif no mods,cheats used btw smile.gif
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QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Wednesday, Aug 15 2012, 02:26)
I loaded GTA San Andreas which had a completion of 97.33% and I was nearing to end the game 100%. Well I loaded my game and it was an in-game Thursday and I had saved at the Jefferson safehouse. It was night time in Los Santos and I exited the safehouse and saw some Ballas group and they all started running once I aimed my dual wield Sawn off Shotgun. But one Ballas was targeted by a spotlight from a Police Chopper and I saw it, the Ballas started running maybe because he was afraid. Since I have seen this I didn't care about it and jacked a Savanna near CJ. But once I got in the I heard a sound of the chopper going out of control and I quickly got out of the car and looked for it. The chopper was about to crash!!! It was going out of control and I was amazed because I have played San Andreas for 3 years and never encountered a chopper crash. Plane crashes, yes!! but chopper crashes, no!!! It crashed somewhere in an alley. and it was really a good experience to me. My first helicopter crash. sigh.gif

Thats one of the things I love about San An. Gang members usually run away if a police chopper goes over, even if you've recruited them. Sometimes it's a pain though. Once I was riding through East Los Santos on a motorbike and a polic chopper went over. The gang member on the back of the bike hopped off and ran away. lol.gif
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