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john12  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 26 2011, 13:30
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Well, there are many WTF movements of mine too.

This happened to only once. I was flying stunt plane in SF's gant bridge with 4 stars in tail. A hydra launched a rocket and i used barrel roll. I dodged the rockets. I wanted to take the picture, just then i crashed with SAN and LCPD helicopters at the pillars of gant bridge. the pic was taken and when i checked it. WTF! The rocket actually crashed with the helicopters and thus resulting 'WASTED'.
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Posted: Sunday, Nov 27 2011, 04:24
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When i use N00B MODE:
-My huge gang suicide,WTF!?
-Not die when Fall from 2th Sky?? WTF!?
SA-MP FUN:
-WTF?! Not die when fall from high sky?!
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MattDet  
Posted: Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 20:36
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Now I am playing through all the missions again. I am waiting for 9:00 to start Los Sepulcros and I replied negatively to a person wearing an orange/black shirt with the number 12 on the back. Just then, a criminal wearing a blue t-shirt carjacked Ryder's Picador! So I got in Sweet's Greenwood and chased him but he drove away.
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Metzger  
Posted: Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 21:33
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I thought that nothing more will surprise me, since I am playing San Andreas for many years. I was wrong.

Have you guys seen this before? Only pizza delivery boy's scooters are parked in one place, and in a desert parking? I wonder, who could order so many pizzas?

Picture was created next to a parking near a desert airstrip:

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lil weasel  
Posted: Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 21:42
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It's the used car lot near Verdant Meadows. I would guess the local Pizza Hut went bust and had to sell them... smile.gif
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Posted: Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 22:42
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QUOTE (Metzger @ Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 17:33)
I thought that nothing more will surprise me, since I am playing San Andreas for many years. I was wrong.

Have you guys seen this before? Only pizza delivery boy's scooters are parked in one place, and in a desert parking? I wonder, who could order so many pizzas?

Picture was created next to a parking near a desert airstrip:

I would have loved to have seen that. Probably would have ejaculated on the screen. I love the Pizza Boy.

Yeah, that sounded strange, I know.
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Metzger  
Posted: Wednesday, Nov 30 2011, 22:50
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QUOTE (lil weasel @ Thursday, Dec 1 2011, 00:42)
I would guess the local Pizza Hut went bust and had to sell them... smile.gif

Who knows? But you may be right though smile.gif.

QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Thursday, Dec 1 2011, 01:42)
I would have loved to have seen that. Probably would have ejaculated on the screen. I love the Pizza Boy.

Yeah, that sounded strange, I know.

Hang around that car lot for a while. Maybe you will find this as well smile.gif.


Anyway, I have seen a lot of untypical things. Planes appearing out of nowhere and crashing (especially on Mount Chiliad), planes parked inside police car impound, vehicles stuck inside pavement etc. But this? Seriously, for me, this is a very rare - if not unique - find. Like an extremely powerful weapon or armor in RPG games.

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Posted: Thursday, Dec 1 2011, 00:21
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Once I've seen 3 tractors parked there, which don't even spawn around there. But it seems the tractors are stalking me - what do you guys think about this - pictures taken at the rooftop near LSPD headquater:
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This poor old lady just kept crashing into the bareer of this roof... So I killed her smile.gif

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Metzger  
Posted: Thursday, Dec 1 2011, 14:46
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Too bad you didn't created a screenshoot with those tractors sad.gif. Have you went berserk in a small town lately? If yes, then maybe you have pissed of a psychotic farmer and he is now trying to intimidate you by leaving tractors smile.gif. As for that lady, I think that she was kidnapped by aliens, they have messed with her head and have left her there. This would explain, why she is trying to drive through the barrier tounge.gif.
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Posted: Thursday, Dec 1 2011, 19:36
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I was just playing the mission 'Highjack', and during the ending cutscene(where cesar drives the truck into the garage), a tram came down and smashed into the truck, The truck disconected from the trailer and got pushed down the road a bit lol.gif

Didn't affect the mission though, still passed smile.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Dec 3 2011, 16:52
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I was following some Grove Street members around when they dragged out a man similar to the ones you see driving the trains they thought was a Ballas member! Then I attacked a criminal with a pistol, then an ambulance came by, revived both the criminal and the man and the shootout resumes. I again kill the criminal, then the ambulance driver thought he would drive away like Fred Flintstone:

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UPDATE: An old man with a plaid shirt crashed into a police car, so the police got out and attempted to start a shootout, but I attacked him. Then a few minutes later, a northbound freight train came by and struck the man's car as well as a Voodoo being driven by a Grove Street member. Then a police officer came by and got into the Voodoo! The GSF member then fought back!

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Posted: Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 17:06
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Hi evreybody im new to san andreas and only started playing about 1week ago blush.gif

Anyway, i was driving around when suddenly about 3 gangsters came up to my car and started ramming their shoulder against my car, it was really funny lol, but why were they doing it.

(I know probaly a stupid question, but hey im new smile.gif )

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Metzger  
Posted: Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 17:45
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I suppose that you were cruising around enemy gang territory. They were doing that, because they wanted to drive off an intruder (in that case, you) from their turf, or they were provoking you to get out and fight them.

Btw, please keep in mind, that generally, enemy gang bangers will simply drag you out from your vehicle by force (carjack you), so they could kill you, and an incident that you have described is happening very rarely. You better get yourself a gun so you could defend yourself, if you next time see a group of angry mobs coming your way.

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Posted: Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 18:14
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Now I have another one, I again decided to turn my game into "GTA Jetsons" via cheats. A Greenwood driven by a Grove member started a pileup! Then the GSF member was carjacked by another, then the other GSF member shot at the Greenwood!
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Posted: Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 18:46
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QUOTE (Metzger @ Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 17:45)
I suppose that you were cruising around enemy gang territory. They were doing that, because they wanted to drive off an intruder (in that case, you) from their turf, or they were provoking you to get out and fight them.

Btw, please keep in mind, that generally, enemy gang bangers will simply drag you out from your vehicle by force (carjack you), so they could kill you, and an incident that you have described is happening very rarely. You better get yourself a gun so you could defend yourself, if you next time see a group of angry mobs coming your way.

ok thanks man, have a cookie cookie.gif biggrin.gif
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Posted: Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 22:14
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QUOTE (MattDet @ Sunday, Dec 4 2011, 18:14)
Now I have another one, I again decided to turn my game into "GTA Jetsons" via cheats. A Greenwood driven by a Grove member started a pileup! Then the GSF member was carjacked by another, then the other GSF member shot at the Greenwood!

Really, this part of the forums is for unmodded games... Having said that, WTF moments aren't all that unusal when you Cheat and/or play a modded game. Cheats and Mods both affect the Games programming, so odd things can be expected.
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Posted: Tuesday, Dec 6 2011, 05:21
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Here's my WTF moment. One day, I was cruising on the highway and I crashed. For some reason, a car then suddenly passed by me, ACTUALLY TRYING TO AVOID ME. GTA: San Andreas is notorious for its bad highway drivers, but I've never seen a driver actually trying to avoid the highway wreckage!
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Posted: Thursday, Dec 15 2011, 13:51
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Two years ago i got a real WTF moment.
I was cruising around with Phoenix in full speed and a police helicopter started to follow me. ph34r.gif Everywhere i go he follows me like a ninja or something. I have destroyed that heli and it was my priced collectible aka red maverick.
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Stuntzman  
Posted: Monday, Dec 19 2011, 17:55
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Weirdest f*cking thing just happened, I don't think my game is modded.
While playing, some Grove Street surrounded a Vagos car, flipped him off, but didn't drag him out, then one of the guys sorta hits the car with his shoulder.
Never seen an animation like that before, anyone knows what it might be?

EDIT: Nevermind, I already saw it a few posts up.

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Posted: Thursday, Dec 29 2011, 07:09
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Chain Game 66: CJ is heading home from helping Cesar take back his home. In a patch of street with no one around, no NPCs to be seen, suddenly two wanted stars light up, CJ's Car is surrounded by cop cars and motorcycles. It then blows up. "Wasted".
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