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 The "Hilarious Quotes" Thread

 NPCs, CJ, the Radio.....whatever...
 
Blues  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 6 2004, 15:11
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Catalina : I think I love you!
Carl: Ahh...sh*t baby...That's great...
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 6 2004, 16:01
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When i jacked a car adn the driver said he had a chicken in his pocket . That cormercial about the at home sex changer wow.gif. breadfish_by_Moto.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 6 2004, 16:33
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A cop chasing CJ on foot: Did your mommy love you?!

Also the sign under the piece of cable form the Gant Bridge at the Gant Bridge Visitor Centre is quite funny.
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 6 2004, 17:13
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devil.gif Something REALLY cool that I noticed after a few missions completions was the DJ's talking about my exploits. References to me killing the rap manager, robbing the countryside with Catalina and setting fire to a field of weed were all talked about on the radion That's pretty frikkin' cool if I do say so myself. I just wonder if they had every station do a take on the events that trigger the announcement and if so, could you possibly save before a mission just to see what other announcers say?

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gta_king  
Posted: Saturday, Nov 6 2004, 17:39
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CJ: What type of license you got? A Fishing License

Whenever some moron swerves into me
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 18:24
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I was blocking traffic when I got this gem...

'you remind me of my asshole..always holding up sh*t'
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 18:35
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one of tha funniest is "do you like mi asshole always open" lol.gif
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 18:39
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When Ryder goes in the first mission
"KEEP UP MOTHERF*CKER!"
he just harshly emphasizes on f*cker lololol
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 19:30
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Maybe I have a twisted sense of humour, but I just couldn't stop laughing when Your going into Madd Dogs house and one of the Asian fellas say "We're out numbered but if we keep our heads, we should be fine" just before someone blows his head off! I'm still laughing at that moment now.

Also on that commercial on the radio the way they sing "gloryhole". biggrin.gif

Another funny bit is when Smoke says on the radio "Drugs are destroying our community" I'm doing my bit, say no to drugs." (or something similiar..
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 20:07
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in the coutryside when jacking this guys' motocycle:

"Damn! Make sure you check the oil every 50 miles!"
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 21:44
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gardaning with maurice is the FUNNIEST thing on the game.lol were someone says to him "yo thanx for the help maurice" and he replys "anytime sailor"!!!!!!!!
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police helicopter man 1 - " this is the police helicopter"
police helicopter man 2 - " i think he knows that by now"
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 22:30
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Posted: Saturday, Nov 13 2004, 23:25
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I wish I had a funny quote. My life would have so much more meaning.

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Funniest ive heard:

Tenpenny: "We can take a sh*t on you from so high take you'll think God himself took a c*ap on you"

CluckinBell guy:"If you come back youre an idiot"

OG Loc:"I aint no ass technician biatch"
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Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2004, 00:18
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Crooked_Cop  
Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2004, 00:19
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Funniest ive heard:

Tenpenny: "We can take a sh*t on you from so high take you'll think God himself took a c*ap on you"

CluckinBell guy:"If you come back youre an idiot"

OG Loc:"I aint no ass technician biatch"

CJ: "Want some company" Smoke "Mothef*ckers"
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Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2004, 00:32
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when u see an indian man he will sometimes fart then say "my ass is stinky"
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Posted: Sunday, Nov 14 2004, 00:37
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WCTR announcer: "I say, you say is heard only on WCTR. Be thankful.

I find the couple in that show quite funny.
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