[Mugen]

That first time the truth and carl talk, you know..that cell phone call.

CJ: Man who is this?

TT: The truth.

CJ: What? Who?!

TT: Great...they said you were a moron.....

Love that line man...oh and that one immessedup said.

[Magephil]

QUOTE (immessedup17 @ Nov 4 2004, 21:25)

CJ when the Mob boss has a heart-attack: "That nigga's f*ckED up!"

Use the f*cking spoiler tags, asshole.

[[NoiseTank]]

Ped in LS ghetto: Those white boys had me on crystal meth!

Ped: Where da weed at!?

[Night Eyes]

CJ To Catlina-

Your a f*cking Psycho

[Trows]

Sage on Radio X
Can't remember them exactly, but.

QUOTE

Ozzy rocks arse, if you don't think so, just die.

QUOTE

Sage, thats my real name, if you don't belive me then just f*ck off.

[TANK Ex Mortis]

Lazlow: "Hey, can I have your job?"

There are tons of others, but that's the only one I remember at the moment.

[DualSawnoff]

Upon getting two stars...

Cop: "Hey! stop it! Can't we just hold hands and talk about it?"



Oh, and a ped convo that struck me as funny:

Girl 1: "Hey giiirl."
Girl 2 (in business suit): "Have you heard of my company?"
Girl 1: "Oh, I HATE it."
Girl 2: "Bye, bitch."
Girl 1: "Later!"

[Funky Munky]

In the mission where CJ has to swim out to sea...

Woozie: Why don't you like swimming?
CJ: Well, when I was a kid swimming in LS, I got a condom stuck to my face once.

Woozies Fake Chip mission:

Woozies Worker: Boss, look at these chips.
Woozie: One is a fake.
CJ: Thats amazing you didn't even touch them.
Woozie: It was a lucky guess, why else would he come in with two chips sounding so worried.

Some radio ad for security:

Without our product someone could break into your house, have their way with your wife, have a cigarette, flip her over and go back in for seconds.

[Lazlow123]

quote 1:

Caller: Dude your sh*ttin me!
Mike Thakery: Mike Thakery dont sh*t on no one!

lmao

quote 2:

Lazlow: Ogg Lock welcome to the show
OG LOC: Ogg Lock!!! you dissin me fool!

all the lazlow bits rule lol ...they all good

[Grove_Spike]

On WCTR:

"you're leaving area 53, please check your rectum!"

[PurePassion]

Some guy on the street said to me:

"I just shaved downstairs this morning"

[Jay]

Carl: You do relaise I'm black, not asian

Woozie: I'm blind, not stupid.

[timmy2004]

Ammunation Radio: Armor pircing bullets, exelnt for that annoying mother in law (or something similar).

Ped: "I'm a Rusty Browns Donut eatin' gansta!"

Ped: "I don't belive in underware"

[Dublo 7]

Woozie: "I'm blind"
Carl: "Well, No sh*t!"

I also got outta the car once and CJ started singing 'Dr.Dre - Aint nothing but a G thang'. He sang "Two loc'ed out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!"

Carl: "Once when I was a lil kid, I went swimming, and got a condom stuck to my face!"

Maurice (Andy Dick): "SCREW YOU TOO, MUM!"

Jizzy B (Charlie Murphy): "GIMME SOME ROOM BITCH!"

[Vincenzo_NL]

checkout my sig

[ISd3d]

CJ: Does the pope sh*t in the woods?
Cesar: Why do you keep asking me that? I don't know, man.

[zero88]

the funnyest one yet is when u are with wozi and he said

one time when i was swimming in the santa meria a condom got stuck to my face that type of horror scars u for life

[Banko]

some girl on the street said the following: "two words: chicken, water"

found that pretty funny

another funny quote came after a cop busted me and he said "life´s a bitch and then you die!"

[bmatt_9]

Construction Worker Ped: "You sure you can fit it all in?"
Old Lady Ped: "Of course I can, who do you think your talking too?"
Construction Worker Ped: "Yeah lady, but have you ever had two at once?"
Old Lady: "Suuuurreeee!"

[Gabe Logan.]

Ken Rosenburg: Man i gotta get out of this game.