[dallasdawg]

In ammunation the guy on the radio is funny as hell............he's like "mother in law bein a bitch show her summthin......and" those fellas whistlin at you at the construction yard, next time whistle BACK" with our high powered rifle his brains will splatterd all over the site.

and the inversion therapy thing is hilarious "I used to be terrified of my kids getting hurt, so i stabbed them, it didnt hurt them that bad"

, crazy therapist replies, "AMAZING! !!! "

[Raindancer]

A ped with an English accent commented on CJ's apperance outside the country club in LS

"If you was a bird mate, i would jump ya"!! f*cking funny as hell!!

Translation - "If you was a lady i would f*ck you"(for those not from the U.K)

[Branney]

Its got to be Mary-Beth Maybell on -Rose talking about putting the harmonica down her pants then going on to give a demonstration.

Or a guy on the radio saying something along the lines of "i didnt f*ck my mother, she wouldnt let me"

[bigsmoke]

i love the stuff the people at restaraunts tell you, my favorite is from Cluckin' Bell after you order. "I hope ya choke a doodle do!"

[Hilary_King=#1]

the guy in ammunation: "GOD I SOUND LIKE HOT sh*t IN THAT COMMERCIAL!" hahahaha

[kippers.]

clukin bell the guy says somein like : if your lucky u might find a feather
And clukin bell the guy goes something like : clukal-f*ck.... i can never remember...I'll correct it next time i play

[MAD man]

The spray paint mission. When you walk over to them the Balla says... What the f*ck? It's just the way he says it.

[Cryatome]

There's also something about Catalina's way of saying "I hate men". It's hilarious!

[highfighter]

i jacked this car just now and the driver said

oh my god you smell

lol funniest thing ive herd so far

[Mafia Righthand_Man]

For some reason I thought it was hilarious when Catalina calls you back after she leaves and calls you PIG!

Also this happened the first day I got SA...

Ped: Man, did someone die in yo' mouth?!
CJ: You ain't smelling too good either mothaf*cka.

Then the guy came at me and I beat his ass.

[Mr Slick]

Catalina - "Eat my shít"

[pmac]

ped-nice threads man

cj-yo suck ma dick bitch


LOL@!@!@!$!

[Infernus.]

Ped: "This internet thing will never take off."

[DarkSyknes]

Ped: Have you ever done a cat from behind?!

[chris_sk8er4life]

On K Rose a women said somethin like she stuck her whole arm up a cows butt.

On the commercial with the fear it do it thing, a guy goes, i was haveing deep dark thoughts about sleeping with my mom, but now that ivee done it, i dont want to anymore

[squeakyg]

Male ped: "I love the boys in Thailand."
Female ped: "I'm so fit, I could sh*t."

And the adverts this time round are the meanest nastiest darkest... it's great.

HAMPSHIRE NANNIES!

[Vercetti04/05]

Right at the beginning of the game, I think its the first call you get on the cell phone:

Officer Tenpenny (I think thats his name) rings up CJ and talks some crap and then says "We're watching you Carl"

CJ responds "why dont you go F*** yourself!"

Tenpenny then says something like "You better show some respect Carl"

Then CJ says "Whatever bitch!" and hangs up.

This was hilarious the first time I heard it

[immessedup17]

CJ when the Mob boss has a heart-attack:

"That nigga's f*ckED up!"

[Dizz]

I got the prize right here.

Get fat, lock on a pro, and you'll here what's on my sig... Check my sig

[Winter]

my fav is when u have a wanted level....and u hear the cops talking
"do i get a medal if i kill him....ya u get 2!"