[piko]

Coughio up el weedo or I'll blow your brains all over the patio!!

[ZoomZoom]

QUOTE (piko @ Friday, Jul 6 2012, 09:32)

Coughio up el weedo or I'll blow your brains all over the patio!!

But who says that???

[lzw3]

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Friday, Jul 6 2012, 19:37)

QUOTE (piko @ Friday, Jul 6 2012, 09:32) Coughio up el weedo or I'll blow your brains all over the patio!! But who says that???

Big Smoke in Running Dog.

[caio3771]

I like when CJ sings ''Nuthin' but a G Thang, baby!''
or when he says ''Welcome to America!''

[DarrinPA]

"Those crazy white boys had me on crystal meth" [paraphrased] Random ped, african american guy.

[caio3771]

I was working as firefighter, and I heard this on radio of the truck:

''Man: Go to downtown, there's a man burning there. He's almost dying.''
''Woman; f*ck it, People die everyday.''



I laugh so hard, so funny.

This is so rare, I heard this just 2 times.

[ZoomZoom]

QUOTE (caio3771 @ Sunday, Jul 8 2012, 15:19)

I was working as firefighter, and I heard this on radio of the truck: ''Man: Go to downtown, there's a man burning there. He's almost dying.'' ''Woman; f*ck it, People die everyday.'' I laugh so hard, so funny. This is so rare, I heard this just 2 times.

Never heard it but its damn funny

[c.step89]

Just got a call from Catalina in Las Venturas and after the call, CJ said "Damn, gotta change my number!"




I lol'd.

[ZoomZoom]

QUOTE (c.step89 @ Tuesday, Jul 10 2012, 00:39)

Just got a call from Catalina in Las Venturas and after the call, CJ said "Damn, gotta change my number!" I lol'd.

CJ is so funny and have a good sense of humour in my Opinion

[J32T3R]

" I'm in no mood for clowny's"

Love that lady ped.

[Danikov]

Sometimes peds literally fart,Don't know if its considered as a quote.

[waleed123x]

i was doin the pizzaboy mission
and i heard "i wanted anchovies and condoms"

i lolled so hard!

[BinaryLava]

Tenpenny to CJ:
"CJ, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t, gang banging cocksucker!

[NateShaw92]

"clucking bell: suffering never tasted so good"

[caio3771]

In one of vans of clothes store:

'' More trash for less cash''

Cesar to CJ:

''Let's Make the papa defecate on forest!''

(or something like this)

[lzw3]

QUOTE (caio3771 @ Sunday, Jul 22 2012, 11:18)

''Let's Make the papa defecate on forest!''

I am pretty sure you are thinking of when CJ says "Does the pope sh*t in the woods?" this basically means "you dont say"

[halosgod1]

Pedestrian: *farts* Wooh, that was bad.

Cluckin Bell: Clukity-cluck f*ck!

This post has been edited by halosgod1 on Wednesday, Jul 25 2012, 18:32

[NewportByChrysler]

QUOTE (caio3771 @ Saturday, Jul 21 2012, 20:18)

''Let's Make the papa defecate on forest!''

Oh god, really?

[R3N3GADEAPOC]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[Mr Ginge]

Every time I hear Big Smoke making that large order during the drive thru cut-scene always makes me chuckle.

Ryder: You can't stop me. (Just the way he says it).