[lzw3]

*Me blocking Las Venturas Highway in my Bullet
Taxi Driver: Get that piece of sh*t outta the road.
.......

[jjfeu]

I've restarted my game, and have completed the mission Cesar Vialpando. I heard the phone call that unlocks High Stakes: Low Rider. In it, Cesar says "It's Cesar Vialpando cabron, que honda?" I am learning spanish, and thought that was familiar. I translated it and found out it means "asshole, that deep?" Does anyone else know any other funny stuff?

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

QUOTE (jjfeu @ Saturday, Mar 24 2012, 03:47)

I've restarted my game, and have completed the mission Cesar Vialpando. I heard the phone call that unlocks High Stakes: Low Rider. In it, Cesar says "It's Cesar Vialpando cabron, que honda?" I am learning spanish, and thought that was familiar. I translated it and found out it means "asshole, that deep?" Does anyone else know any other funny stuff?

I always laugh when i hear that Mexican guy that says 'Eh Amigos, more like Amigas'

[Cole Phelps Gta]

QUOTE

momma dont let your babbies grow up to be cowboys dont let em play guitars and ride on trucks make em be doctors and lawyers and such.

That songs hilarious !!!!!!!

I also like the add where the kid breaks the vodka bottle and the guy says

QUOTE

''raising a kid in the suburbs is tough espically when you used to be a hip single women in a cool unflavoured town''

That allways makes me chuckle

. Lalzo was interviewing og loc. That whole segment is hilarious lalzo owns him. Last night though i couldn't stop laughing when loc said

QUOTE

you're a busta fool ! what are you ?  Lazlo: im a busta i'm a busta............ w/e that is

QUOTE

Lalzo: and you keep saying ''i'm from the streets'' well you know what dude everyone has a street at the front of their house that doesnt make you cool

This post has been edited by Cole Phelps Gta on Sunday, Mar 25 2012, 03:53

[RyujinXKaizer]

GSF homie #2
"Hey Ballas, what's up, BALL-LESS?"

Saint Mark's Bistro
"Aw you f***ing twat! Right in the f***ing happy sack!"
-Maccer

CJ
"Don't blame me, blame society!"

Ballas 3:
"Suck my dick grove bitch"

This post has been edited by RyujinXKaizer on Wednesday, Mar 28 2012, 01:34

[theomenofficial]

Radio:Get right down to Cluckin' Bell if you like chicken with a sh*tty smell.

[GTAction99]

Purple ballas(Kane):
Grove street momma suck my dick!
I loled so hard at this.

[Karambalaya]

I love the inversion therapy radio ad where the guy (Darius Fontaine) bursts out in excitement:

QUOTE

Darius: Hi, what are you afraid of? Heights? Flying? POLIO!?!

and

QUOTE

Man: I wanted to sleep with my mother.  Now that I’ve done it, I don’t want to any more. Darius: INCREDIBLE!!!

[RyujinXKaizer]

while i was doing paramedic in angel pine, there were reporters or whatever you call them in the ambulance radio and they said:

Reporter 1:"There's <something> in Chinatown"
Reporter 2:"It's Chinatown San Fierro chump!"



and sometimes even if you're pointing a gun at a padlock/anything that is not a human CJ still says "Welcome to America!"

[NightFever]

whenever CJ says "what in the F***'s name are you doin?"

[RyujinXKaizer]

"I don't owe you, so I know I don't know you."
-Kane's Ballas Model

[theomenofficial]

Radio:Go right down to Clucking Bell if you like chicken with a sh*tty smell.

[Qu-2incy]

QUOTE

Catalina: This, you f*cking prick? This is a rack! I'm gonna torture your sorry ass! You never write to me! You don't call! You treat me like a f*cking whore! Like one of YOUR whores! CJ: No, baby, please, I ain't into that sh*t! Catalina: I'm gonna f*ck you up! CJ: Oh, baby, please no. Please, baby, no! Ow! Eh! Ooh! Aw! Ouch! Damn! Oh sh*t! Catalina: Yes! Faster! Harder! Deeper! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!                           CJ: Maybe we can go out and rob now?

This is a funny dialogue and one time I played this mission when I was kid, my mother came into my bedroom and I had to turn the sounds off Haha! Every time I re-play this 'cut-scene,' I think anout the time she entered into my room

[JustRob]

When CJ's fat, and he punches someone:

"You wanna mess with the fat man huh?!"

Or when he's fat and he picks up money:

"Ah, this should help keep my belly full."

[RyujinXKaizer]

After Farewell, My Love...:
....
CJ:LIBERTY CITY?! Yeah, whatever. Have a good time.
Cat:I will.
CJ:Fine.
Cat:OK.
CJ:Go. I ain't gonna miss you.
Cat:GOODBYE!

[A Nickname For All]

Chase part in "Reuniting the families"

Ryder: Hey CJ, watch to the left!
CJ: Your left or my left?
Ryder: Hell, I don't know man, just shoot everybody motherf*cker!

After in the same mission, Smoke goes through a car washing tunnel

CJ: Smoke, you're insane!
Smoke: I like things clean!

This post has been edited by A Nickname For All on Saturday, Jun 2 2012, 23:40

[GTAIndonesia]

I think everybody knows this
Smoke: ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

[Adrian J.]

Police helicopter team is always fun to listen to
1:
guy1: this is the aerial support...
guy2: I think he knows that by now
2:
suspect is about to be TERMINATED...
3:
guy1: I see her she's beautiful
guy2: he, he's over there, he's a guy

[DarrinPA]

*A Paramedic fights and kills a guy. The paramedic gets into his ambulance gets back out and says "I need to clean this mess up". The man who is revived then says "I knew I was related to Jesus somehow."

[cody141]

CJ: "Someone's gonna be mad at you for messing up their car".