[GtaIIIFanBoy]

QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:05)

QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Monday, May 13 2013, 23:54) No lost mine when i was 17 With a chick that kinda looked like a Deformed Pig.  the relief was huge though getting the old monkey of your back.  I don't get why people lose their virginity to someone that's ugly or who they dislike in every way shape or form, just so they can say they lost it. Do you have no shame? Can't you be a little patient and wait until you meet someone who you have a modicum of interest in?

because i was a REALLY horny pent up 17yr old who masturbated like 10 times a day! i needed to get it over with.

[Nipperkins]

QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:08)

QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:05) QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Monday, May 13 2013, 23:54) No lost mine when i was 17 With a chick that kinda looked like a Deformed Pig.  the relief was huge though getting the old monkey of your back.  I don't get why people lose their virginity to someone that's ugly or who they dislike in every way shape or form, just so they can say they lost it. Do you have no shame? Can't you be a little patient and wait until you meet someone who you have a modicum of interest in? because i was a REALLY horny pent up 17yr old who masturbated like 10 times a day! i needed to get it over with.

And you had sex with Grendel's Mother. I hope you're proud of yourself.

This post has been edited by Nipperkins on Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:33

[GtaIIIFanBoy]

QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:11)

QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:08) QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:05) QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Monday, May 13 2013, 23:54) No lost mine when i was 17 With a chick that kinda looked like a Deformed Pig.  the relief was huge though getting the old monkey of your back.  I don't get why people lose their virginity to someone that's ugly or who they dislike in every way shape or form, just so they can say they lost it. Do you have no shame? Can't you be a little patient and wait until you meet someone who you have a modicum of interest in? because i was a REALLY horny pent up 17yr old who masturbated like 10 times a day! i needed to get it over with. And you had sex with Grendel's Mother. i hope your proud of yourself.

somewhat i guess i mean i would have rather it was with a mila kunis lookalike i must admit but beggars can't be choosers.

[COOLMAN12234555896]

^ Doesn't matter, had sex.

Get use to this quote, people.

[tomi19]

Yes and I'm 19. What a f*cking life.

[GTA-King]

Lost mine to a lady friend at a graduation party (I just graduated too). Being friends with her all though high school, then finally getting it in after graduation was very satisfying for me. The buildup was stellar. This chick is the one who introduced me to pot btw (freshman year. we was high as we was f*cking too, lol. blissful.). One more thing: ever since that night, we have been together as a couple. We currently share an apartment & the rent. Life is good for me.

EDIT: I was 18 years old when my cherry was popped. Pretty decent age to pop it, imo.

This post has been edited by GTA-King on Tuesday, May 14 2013, 05:23

[Dick Valor]

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 05:14)

EDIT: I was 18 years old when my cherry was popped. Pretty decent age to pop it, imo.

Lost mine at 15.

(Funny story, my dad walked in on me at 15 f*cking my 14 year old gf for maybe the 3rd or 4th time in my life... and literally saw me pull out in shock! Easily one of the most awkward moments in my life! It probably still haunts him to this day!)

[BeyondRage]

Im not a virgin but gay guys are a bit more sexually driven than straight couples so sex happens more often.

[Coat.]

I'm as virgin as Beavis and Butthead.

[RomansMoobs]

QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:11)

QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:08) QUOTE (Nipperkins @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 00:05) QUOTE (GtaIIIFanBoy @ Monday, May 13 2013, 23:54) No lost mine when i was 17 With a chick that kinda looked like a Deformed Pig.  the relief was huge though getting the old monkey of your back.  I don't get why people lose their virginity to someone that's ugly or who they dislike in every way shape or form, just so they can say they lost it. Do you have no shame? Can't you be a little patient and wait until you meet someone who you have a modicum of interest in? because i was a REALLY horny pent up 17yr old who masturbated like 10 times a day! i needed to get it over with. And you had sex with Grendel's Mother. I hope you're proud of yourself.

That's called a "practice chick".

Bang her a few times, get your sack game up, then dump her. She won't judge you because she's ugly, and you're all she can get. She won't dump you because you put out.

I lost my virginity awkwardly at the age of 17 to a 19 year old girl. Good sex, had it often, she was a bit loony though. Still the best f*ck I've had. Only been with 2 chicks since then. One of which was 5'0'' 90 pounds. Tried banging her, but my dick wouldn't fit inside of her.

Recently, I was with my ex and she was giving me head, I went to comically cock smack her on the cheek, and got her in the eye

Boy, was she pissed...

[bleedthysoul]

The movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin gets more and more terrifying as time passes. It'll be a long time before I hit 40, but still. If my (or lack thereof) experience is any indication, being generally considered handsome does not guarantee sex. I'm very shy but can act like I'm not. When it comes to flirting and reading nonverbal cues, however, it's dead space for me. It feels like there's always an invisible fence that blocks me from entering the next stage of human interaction, and there are no ladders around.

Still working on getting my hand held.

This post has been edited by bleedthysoul on Tuesday, May 14 2013, 12:12

[Ferocious Banger]

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