[Daragh017]

Im not sure if anyone has posted the same thing on this.

but i wanted to know if anyone had any of the funniest things any of the GTA IV citizens come out with.

[OverTheBelow]

Cheesy vagina!

[Pr0xy_fl00d3r]

"Why is it only in this country they let blind people drive?"

[OverTheBelow]

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Jan 30 2009, 22:14)

"Why is it only in this country they let blind people drive?"

I thought he said 'black people'. Every time I heard him say it I thought he was a racist bitch.

[Faledak]

''Are you lost.... white boy?'' some fat gangsta said that.. he was really suspicious looking

[DRMetzger]

"YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SPERM REPTILIAN!!!"

"Is that you inside that man mommy?"

"f*ck a duck, thats some good crack"

So many others too but those will do.

[Hydro_PT]

When I was playing with Michelle some pool, one guy inside the café just said:

Can I check your ass?

And I was like WTF??

But the better one was today, from one cop: "You'll see the next Winter behind bars."

[GTA_XP]

ROFL, I have heard many of these funny saying!

I drive on headlamp to the scrapeyard and the girl says:

"OMG, my daddy wont be happy!"

I was driving slow and someone behind me:

"Move your f*cking ass!" lol

Cop:

Im a cop and I shoot your ass

Another cop

Ok, you asked for, I'll bust your ass! :S WTF?

Some niggas are funny.
I crashed their cars and one says

You'll pay for this, motherf*cker!

Another one

I break your face , motherf*cker!


I had used cheat never wanted and I smacked some old assholes and the walking cop says

Hey buddy, dont do that again, ok

[Pr0xy_fl00d3r]

I just seem to love Niko's "you should've been drowned at birth"
epicness.

[Rucke]

I was around Little Italy when a middle aged Italian guy said: I still live with my mother.

[LordRhyme]

i have heard some say to some women: 'nice ass'
i have heard the taxi drivers saying:'stupid malaka'
and if u go close to a women and touch her she will say:'did u just touch my brest'?

[Pr0xy_fl00d3r]

I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that.

[something_else]

'c*nt flaps' and 'f*ck my love puddle' spring to mind.

By the way, malaka is a Greek word which means wanker.

[LordRhyme]

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Feb 1 2009, 02:28)

I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that.

malaka is a greek word.it basically means idiot

[TonyClifton]

During a recent cop chase session, as Niko was sprinting down the street looking for another vehicle (yet again), some guy got out of his car and rang the police and said, in a rather strangulated voice:

"Police! There are some people getting really fragged here!"

Hah!

[Daragh017]

When i play a mission that involves shooting, and theres 2 things that Niko comes out with like:

1. "In terms of asshole, you are worse".
2. "I'll cut off your f*cking head".

[MP5]

Alderney cop patrolling while on the radio, uttering something like this: "Let me repeat that again...*silly gibberish*."

[Nhani]

Cop: You know what i can do with this thing!!

This post has been edited by Nhani on Monday, Feb 2 2009, 19:46

[ILIAS]

QUOTE (LordRhyme @ Feb 1 2009, 04:44)

QUOTE (Pr0xy_fl00d3r @ Feb 1 2009, 02:28) I always wondered what a "malaka" is, taxi drivers alwas say that. malaka is a greek word.it basically means idiot

"malaka" in Greek means asshole!

Here, in Greece, this is the most common word you can hear!

[gtaivpc]

QUOTE (LordRhyme @ Feb 1 2009, 04:01)

i have heard some say to some women: 'nice ass' i have heard the taxi drivers saying:'stupid malaka' and if u go close to a women and touch her she will say:'did u just touch my brest'?

Stupid malaka in greek Means Stupid asshole/loser/motherf*cker... whatever u want to call it

Ninja'd by ilias