[orbitalraindrops]

I smoked weed once whilst riding my bike and I kept on feeling the bike seat going up my ass a bit. It was a really nice feeling and it made me realise that I should stop being so scared of my baloon knot getting penetrated and just get it over with. I love when you have revelations and sh*t like that. A nice Sativa can bring that about easy.

[RomansMoobs]

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Thursday, May 16 2013, 23:13)

I smoked weed once whilst riding my bike and I kept on feeling the bike seat going up my ass a bit. It was a really nice feeling and it made me realise that I should stop being so scared of my baloon knot getting penetrated and just get it over with. I love when you have revelations and sh*t like that. A nice Sativa can bring that about easy.

Oh my god this had me rolling on the floor, funniest post I've seen on this forum in months.

[GTA-King]

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Thursday, May 16 2013, 23:13)

I smoked weed once whilst riding my bike and I kept on feeling the bike seat going up my ass a bit. It was a really nice feeling and it made me realise that I should stop being so scared of my baloon knot getting penetrated and just get it over with. I love when you have revelations and sh*t like that. A nice Sativa can bring that about easy.

Don't you ever speak to me again.

Ever.

jk, I'm currently high as f*ck ( MISSED YOU GUYS! ). Reading that honestly had me cracking up for quite awhile ^_^

EDIT: ^ Holy f*ck, do you SEE what I have done to dat spoiler tag?!

This post has been edited by GTA-King on Friday, May 17 2013, 00:05

[methods]

v hungover and about to indulge in the ol' herb to get me through this sh*t

[El_Diablo]

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Thursday, May 16 2013, 17:13)

I smoked weed once whilst riding my bike and I kept on feeling the bike seat going up my ass a bit. It was a really nice feeling and it made me realise that I should stop being so scared of my baloon knot getting penetrated and just get it over with. I love when you have revelations and sh*t like that. A nice Sativa can bring that about easy.

pot made you realize you were a fag?

[orbitalraindrops]

No I always knew I was a fag but pot made me realise that I need to man up and start receiving.

[Sanjeem]

Haven't smoked the herb for a while now, been focusing on exams lately. As soon as they're over though which is just next weekend, I will be getting so so high. I would light up right now, still have a bit left over, but work comes first.

[GTA-King]

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Friday, May 17 2013, 07:58)

No I always knew I was a fag but pot made me realise that I need to man up and start receiving.

EDIT: About to pack me another bowl and play PAYDAY: The Heist.

Virtual robbery simulator + ganja = intense sh*t.

This post has been edited by GTA-King on Friday, May 17 2013, 20:20

[RomansMoobs]

*sigh* My work is dicking around my paycheck, and I might not get paid until the 14th of next month. Horse sh*t! I'm so angry right now. I had my plans all set and now they're delayed another two weeks cause my bosses don't know how to finance.

[Jake]

So I figured this is where I broke the news I was having a baby girl i'd also share here that she was born May 16th at 4:29PM after a dramatic 24 hours of preeclampsia induced labor to finally a c section. She was 3lbs 12oz and 17 inches long. 8 days early. Very little issues just some sodium and blood glucose which has improved just fine and having her on antibiotics as precaution.

Mama is recovering just fine as well. So baby is feeding pretty well and they're helping her maintain her body temp until she plumps up a bit more with regular feedings.

Her name is Braelynn Hope. And I couldn't be happier. I'll post a pic sometime, but all of the nurses and family can't stop saying how adorable she is.

Peace & Love.

[GTA-King]

Congrats, potna!

One day I will be a father. I think it would be great to have little spawns of yourself and teach them things. I'm only 22 right now though. Going to wait awhile before I start a family.

[Jake]

Thanks man.

Here is a photo. I'll just do direct link so it doesn't blow up anyones browser.

http://i.imgur.com/AkMXRmv.jpg

Have a good day everyone.

[Cosmic Gypsy]

QUOTE (Jake @ Saturday, May 18 2013, 17:15)

Thanks man. Here is a photo. I'll just do direct link so it doesn't blow up anyones browser. http://i.imgur.com/AkMXRmv.jpg Have a good day everyone.

Congrats Jake. That went from your testicles to your wife's womb and emerged a living, functional human baby that exists and is concious. Fatherhood must feel pretty good. You are a dad now.

[GTA-King]

recently purchased a bong, and I am loving it! Bong highs are wayyy better than pipe highs!

currently watching this:



This post has been edited by GTA-King on Sunday, May 19 2013, 17:03