[gta player13]

What the hell is going on with Umberto's balls addiction ???

[RyujinXKaizer]

lol, he reminds me of maccer
always mastrobating hahaha

[Dr Kain]

Vic - "Aren't you coming?"

Umberto - "Not right now, but soon."

[T36]

it was about everyone's balls, like Umberto has an addiction with balls in generally, not only his balls...

[Jordy.]

I'd like to take this moment to say how much I like balls.

[tommyv2468]

QUOTE (Jordy. @ Saturday, May 5 2012, 23:49)

I'd like to take this moment to say how much I like balls.

Dear lord,your username is what my nephew used to call me.

[markusizr]

he badass and he wants f**K some hookers and girls

[mincemate003]

QUOTE (Jordy. @ Saturday, May 5 2012, 19:49)

I'd like to take this moment to say how much I like balls.

Nice (and nice flag). Here, here to the balls addiction and to Umberto Robina.

[Radoonhagaydoon]

PLEASE SAVE MY PAPI!

[asitsaysinthebook]

QUOTE (markusizr @ Sunday, May 6 2012, 12:34)

he badass and he wants f**K some hookers and girls

It's funny 'cause it's true. I lol'd.

[markusizr]

QUOTE (asitsaysinthebook @ Monday, May 21 2012, 18:38)

QUOTE (markusizr @ Sunday, May 6 2012, 12:34) he badass and he wants f**K some hookers and girls It's funny 'cause it's true. I lol'd.

really

[Jordy.]

QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Monday, May 14 2012, 02:35)

QUOTE (Jordy. @ Saturday, May 5 2012, 19:49) I'd like to take this moment to say how much I like balls. Nice (and nice flag). Here, here to the balls addiction and to Umberto Robina.

You can always make mincemate out of me, sexy.

aint even gay

[TovarishchToNy]

Later in the game he changes his favorite word from balls to cojones

[ClaudeSpeedRulez]

QUOTE (TovarishchToNy @ Thursday, May 31 2012, 14:13)

Later in the game he changes his favorite word from balls to cojones

Which doesn't really change anything.

Balls = Cojones.

[TovarishchToNy]

QUOTE (ClaudeSpeedRulez @ Thursday, May 31 2012, 15:50)

QUOTE (TovarishchToNy @ Thursday, May 31 2012, 14:13) Later in the game he changes his favorite word from balls to cojones Which doesn't really change anything. Balls = Cojones.

Yeah just in a different language

[BlackCorsair]

I find Umberto and his ball talk hilarious. I certainly loved the way Vice Stories "updated" the feel of Little Havana over the first game.

[Diego "DM" Mendez]

Well, I'm not sure why Umberto talks about balls so much. Is he addicted to it or its a kind of craze virus of what?

And he sent me miles and KMs away and have fought many many fools and the police, for a package of balls? What the hell!

Oh, and yes mincemate, I'm back. I hope you still remember me.

[mcsim2401]

I think it's because he is horny (sexually concerned).
I like his phrase he told to his goons one time: "Look at Vic. He is the man with a lotta balls.". Sounds funny.