[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

One day you are walking down the street when a man appears from an alleyway.
He shows you his Rockstar Games badge on his shirt and tells you to follow him so you do. You enter a dark room with a table in the centre with a bright light shining onto it.
On the table are three brown paper envelopes.
The man tells you to choose one.

The 1st envelope has a letter inviting you to play Grand Theft Auto V for one (1) hour, in a sealed room at Rockstar Games headquarters. Your cell phone will be removed from you on entering the premises so that you don't tell anyone and cannot record any game play.
The other conditions are that once you leave, your phone will be tapped and your IP address will be scanned to ensure you don't tell anyone. The man explains that his 'operatives' will kill you if you release any info about the gameplay.
The other condition is that your name and photo will be posted at every game store effectively banning you from purchasing V up to a period of six (6) months after the real deal is released.

The 2nd envelope contains all the information of Grand Theft Auto V for your eyes only.
The conditions with this document are that you are not permitted to take photos/videos of the document. Again, your phone will be tapped and the camera function disabled, rendering it useless. Your IP address will be scanned. If you upload the info contents, his operatives will find you and kill you.You are permitted to tell people about the contents, but no one will believe you anyway. The last condition is your photo and name are posted at all game stores and banned from all game stores for a period of three (3) months after the real deal is released.

The 3rd envelope contains a metallic wand made by the Epsilon Program that will mind wipe your memory of ever seeing the envelopes, the conversation and over the next two weeks, you will hear 'I am Epsilon' in your head every now and then but it will go away after two weeks.

Make your choice.

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

Another one of those difficult decisions...

[coolmaster958]

Obviously #2

[shoumic]

Being the first person in history to play GTA V outside r* studios, why not? + with the pc version , ill probably have to wait anyway.

[xFrostByte77x]

Clearly I would choose option one, play GTA V for one hour. If I am banned from buying the game myself for 6 months... hell, I'll just get a friend or relative to buy it for me, but do it in a manner where they wouldn't find out, such as not using my bugged cell phone to ask to buy it for me. The easy part is not telling anyone about the gameplay though.

[noid449]

this

but id love to do option 1 just to get a feel of the game early but id have to pick option 3 long as it was um safe ... lol

also reminds me of this

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

QUOTE (xFrostByte77x @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:02)

Clearly I would choose option one, play GTA V for one hour. If I am banned from buying the game myself for 6 months... hell, I'll just get a friend or relative to buy it for me, but do it in a manner where they wouldn't find out, such as not using my bugged cell phone to ask to buy it for me. The easy part is not telling anyone about the gameplay though.

Would you really find it easy not to tell anyone? I mean you would be aching to tell someone but if you did....well it wouldn't be good

[zticky]

first choice then on the released date , Yohoo hoho! yohoo hoho! pirate baaay!

[Gst0395]

This threads are getting so repetitive...

[HeroinZero]

QUOTE (zticky @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:13)

first choice then on the released date , Yohoo hoho! yohoo hoho! pirate baaay!

This.

[Staten]

QUOTE (HeroinZero @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 17:16)

QUOTE (zticky @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:13) first choice then on the  released date , Yohoo hoho! yohoo hoho! pirate baaay! This.

But you only got to play the game for an hour, you don't take it home, so you can't upload it to pirate bay.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

QUOTE (HeroinZero @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:16)

QUOTE (zticky @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:13) first choice then on the  released date , Yohoo hoho! yohoo hoho! pirate baaay! This.

But how could you do that? IP address is tracked by them remember

[1whitebuddah]

QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:15)

This threads are getting so repetitive...

so are the posts...

[Raynos]

Option 2, at least then I'll know the offical release date etc.

3 Months to wait additional after release, thats fine. I'll get someone else to order and purchase the game for me.

[Ruscris2]

I guess i wouldn't follow a guy into a black room in the first place, even if he has a "rockstar badge". Also, the killing part made me lol. They would probably sue the sh*t out of you tho.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

QUOTE (Raynos @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:26)

Option 2, at least then I'll know the offical release date etc. 3 Months to wait additional after release, thats fine. I'll get someone else to order and purchase the game for me.

Ok so someone else buys the game for you, not knowing that the 'operatives' will hunt you down for having the game in your possession. Remember you would be banned for 3 months from having the game

[lol232]

3.
If it wasn't the picture part on every store,
I don't want to be seen and embarrassed in front of the whole world.
I can't care less because I am pretty sure 6 Moths for the PC release because it is definitely going to get released on PS3/PS4 first. And I don't think anyone is going to pirate a PS3 Game...

Also, I will simply use Parkour, Martial Arts of Running away so nothing plays in my head and I am a free man then !

[gionascm2]

Wow there area lot of idiots lol. I voted for the third envelope bcause nothings gonna stop me from buying GTAV on its release day.

[zticky]

QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:21)

QUOTE (HeroinZero @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:16) QUOTE (zticky @ Wednesday, Aug 8 2012, 16:13) first choice then on the  released date , Yohoo hoho! yohoo hoho! pirate baaay! This. But how could you do that? IP address is tracked by them remember

on another's guy computer , yohoooo , then i play offline yohoho

[Beez]

Good lord, is this what the forum has been reduced to? Rockstar, we need new info, STAT!