I had an amazing thing happen to me 5 minutes ago that still has me laughing.
One of my favorite activities is to go to Star Junction (Times Square) and crash my car so much it catches fire.
Then, at the intersection where the Burger Shot is on the corner, where the two streets intersect at an angle (making 4 lanes of traffic), I will park the car so it starts the chain reaction car explosions. Then I will walk around picking up cash.
Anyway, there was a bunch of mayhem going on. I was walking right in the middle of the intersection and a cop car suddenly drove up and knocked me over, but could only go another 20 feet before it had to stop cause a dead body was in the way.
I was mad cause they knocked me (Niko) over, so I walked up and shot the cop who was driving.
Well, his foot jammed on the gas pedal and the car took off with tires squealing. I turned my back on it, and began to walk away, not realizing the dead cop had the steering wheel turned enough when I shot him that the cop car was going full speed in a circle. Suddenly the cop car comes out of nowhere and runs me down, killing me, as I had lost enough health I did not have enough left to survive being run over.
One thing I regret is that I did not immediately hit F2 to record a video of the event, as it was (and still is), quite hilarious!