[DeeperRed]

Evening all

I know to some this might seem like a sh*t topic (Pun intended) but I am genuinely interested to know how everyone wipes (as weird as that may sound). Standing up or sitting down ? I ask this because asking a few of my friends it seems to vary. I was a stander until I tried sitting and I am now a changed man, and I have come to theory that all standers have never experienced the sweet speed and efficacy that sitting has to offer.

So you a stander or a sitter

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[theomenofficial]

And the award to the person with the most useless topic goes to...

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[OverTheBelow]

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 20:06)

And the award to the person with the most useless topic goes too...

to*

[Sup3rman]

You are actually genuinely interested in this??? Weird

But to give an answer...i guess sitter.

[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:06)

And the award to the person with the most useless topic goes too...

Its a f*cking off-topic section and this is genuine question that I really am intrigued to know the answer to. It has more use then these f*cking birthday topics and 500 post milestones that pop up.

Just because its about sh*t does not mean it can't be discussed.

[blitz]

That's so unoriginal, dude, it's already done before.

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=494508

[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (blitz @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:15)

That's so unoriginal, dude, it's already done before. http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=494508

Huh never saw that

I wasn't trying to be funny or offensive in anyway. I just changed from a stander to a sitter and I just can't see any advantages the former has to offer. I was hoping some people who have tried both and choose to stand can give some reasons why.

[Jay]

Who the f*ck stands up? That's just a great way to get sh*t between your cheeks.

I've sat for my entire life and was blissfully unaware that there was any other way.

[OchyGTA]

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:06)

And the award to the person with the most useless topic goes to...

f*cking 12er, ignore him dude.

To answer your question, I'm a stander. Doesn't feel right to sit and wipe as odd as that sounds.

[3niX]

Well...

QUOTE

That's so unoriginal, dude, it's already done before.

Actually, theres been quite a few of them around here... I remember the 'front-to-back or back-to-front' argument quite fondly.

[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (Jay @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:22)

Who the f*ck stands up? That's just a great way to get sh*t between your cheeks.

Indeed. My toilet roll consumption has halved since changing to a sitter. It would be one of the many things I would tell my young self if I had access to a time machine.

And Ochy. Give sitting a try, its revolutionary in my eyes.

3inX there is no argument about front to back or back to front. It will always be Back to front, anyone who does otherwise is a fool.

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[something_else]

Why on earth would you stand up? You're just making the job harder.

[Jay]

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Sunday, May 13 2012, 04:56)

It will always be Back to front, anyone who does otherwise is a fool.

Tell that to the ladies.

[something_else]

QUOTE (Jay @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:43)

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Sunday, May 13 2012, 04:56) It will always be Back to front, anyone who does otherwise is a fool. Tell that to the ladies.

Or Arnold Rimmer. "One up, one down, and one to polish."

[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (something_else @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:45)

QUOTE (Jay @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:43) QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Sunday, May 13 2012, 04:56) It will always be Back to front, anyone who does otherwise is a fool. Tell that to the ladies. Or Arnold Rimmer. "One up, one down, and one to polish."

Any man who can clean in 3 wipes is a god in my eyes.

Usually a good 8 for me

[X3MAC]

Who the f*ck stands I have never come across someone saying "I stand when I wipe".

[GTA-King]

I'm a stander. Always have been. When you sit, your butt-cheeks are pinched together... which makes it feel weird to wipe, in my opinion.

Plus, I like to admire my hard work while I wipe... something you have to do while standing.

Also, it takes about 6 wipes for me... occasionally I might have to use a baby wipe or two. I really need to eat more fiber.

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[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:49)

I'm a stander. Always have been. When you sit, your butt-cheeks are pinched together... which makes it feel weird to wipe, in my opinion. Plus, I like to admire my hard work while I wipe... something you have to do while standing. Also, it takes about 6 wipes for me... occasionally I might have to use a baby wipe or two. I really need to eat more fiber.

I find it to be complete opposite, when you stand your butt cheeks stick together. When you sit there spread so it makes for easier cleaning.

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[GTA-King]

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 20:20)

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:49) I'm a stander. Always have been. When you sit, your butt-cheeks are pinched together... which makes it feel weird to wipe, in my opinion. Plus, I like to admire my hard work while I wipe... something you have to do while standing. Also, it takes about 6 wipes for me... occasionally I might have to use a baby wipe or two. I really need to eat more fiber. When you stand your but cheeks stick together. When you sit there spread so it makes for easier cleaning.

Hmmm, well I think my butt works differently, lol

If I sit and wipe, I have to pull the TP out from under my butt to observe how much crap I collected. When I stand, I have better observation skills.

[DeeperRed]

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 20:24)

QUOTE (DeeperRed @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 20:20) QUOTE (GTA-King @ Saturday, May 12 2012, 19:49) I'm a stander. Always have been. When you sit, your butt-cheeks are pinched together... which makes it feel weird to wipe, in my opinion. Plus, I like to admire my hard work while I wipe... something you have to do while standing. Also, it takes about 6 wipes for me... occasionally I might have to use a baby wipe or two. I really need to eat more fiber. When you stand your but cheeks stick together. When you sit there spread so it makes for easier cleaning. Hmmm, well I think my butt works differently, lol If I sit and wipe, I have to pull the TP out from under my butt to observe how much crap I collected. When I stand, I have better observation skills.

Not if you wipe back to forward, you can still take a peak at the collection if you utilize your other hand to move your junk out the way.