[goh13]

QUOTE (Chukkles @ Monday, Jul 16 2012, 00:51)

QUOTE (goh13 @ Monday, Jul 16 2012, 00:39) QUOTE (Gst0395 @ Sunday, Jul 15 2012, 22:50) I'd rape the disc. Okay, no I wouldn't. I'd just rip open the seal and get the disc out like I do with other games. I'd do it faster than usual though. No, no, no, no! You need at least three guys holding the game disc with gloves and one guy holding the PS3/XBOX. You must move slowly and carefully and place the game inside your PS3/XBOX. All while being watched over by 4 other guys making sure everything was done right. You need everything on your side so that the disc does not break. Thats the GTA episode of "The Big Bang Theory". The question is, do you take the disc to the console or the console to the disc, you wouldn't wanna risk air damaging your disc and be un-able to play it.

Vaild point. You might risk dropping your console and not playing the game at all. This is making me inner nerd mad.

And to anyone reading, I am just joking around. I will only take extra care with GTA V disc when I first place it in my PS3. Later, I will throw it around like I am a pimp and GTA V is my bitch.

[jake14001]

Nice ideas!

I'll probably do it like this:

1. Wash my hands and put on a pair latex gloves.
2. Remove the game box from the Walmart shopping bag.
3. Using a knife, I will slash through the plastic wrap between where the sides of the box meet and give you a slit to open the box.
4. Remove the plastic wrap
5. Read what is on the box
6. Open the box
7. Remove manual, map, and maybe 48 hour gold live trial
8. Read manual
9. Investigate map
10. Look at the picture on the back back of the map
11. Remove disc EXTREMELY carefully
12. Insert disc to xbox 360 and play till I die

This post has been edited by jake14001 on Monday, Jul 16 2012, 06:19

[Chriss0906]

QUOTE (Raynos @ Sunday, Jul 15 2012, 13:17)

QUOTE Destroy the box then then rape the disc. Who rapes a disc? of all Rape-able things, a Disc?

probably because his penis its at the size of his thumb =/

[Mikey_Navaja]

I am so making a shrine!

[Dick Valor]

I will rape the box open and then clean the disc.

[GTASeriesFan]

i will jizz in my pants

[codyr783]

1. Go to Gamestop to pick up my pre-order, along with four armed body guards.
2. Pull in a large cart containing an armored cryogenic dry-ice chamber to the front desk.
3. Carefully load the game into the chamber, and secure it using multiple locks, a keypad lock, and a retinal scanning system.
4. Load the cart into the armored car, carrying another two armed guards.
5. Transport the game home through a convoy of 3 police cars and 2 scout cars in the distance.
6. Arrive home and load the game into the living room.
7. Open the cryogenic chamber, take the game out, rip it open and pop that motherf*cker into the Xbox 360.
8. Play game.

8 months has given me plenty of time to plan this out.

[Mainland Marauder]

Aaaaand this poll has closed. Thanks for participating.

I voted for the cookie, btw. I like cookies. I've been avoiding them in an effort to lose weight, but there are always special occasions and opening a new GTA qualifies.