[acmilano]

I was today on a interview for a masseur job in this company called Steiner:

http://www.onespaworld.com/

Lost my job in hospital few months ago and only opportunities are this and one hotel in Sarajevo that doesn't have some good reputation as a workplace. Still,work on a ship means that job opportunities in my country(Bosnia and Herzegovina) will be lost,and this doesn't sound like a job that you can work until retirenment. Minimum offered wage is 1000 USD and could be up to 2000 USD if passengers buys beauty products from me. I would also need to spend up to 2000 euros for the first time on visas,training,medical exam etc. For illustration,most jobs in Bosnia are up to 200-400 euros. So anybody had some expirience with this company? Try to search them online but found nothing bad about them so far. Anybody else work on a cruiser?What were your opinions on that kind of job? Long hours doesn't bother me,have to work 12 hrs shift before.

[Melchior]

I imagine it would be very cruisey.

[oysterbarron]

with my experience of cruises make sure you have strong sea legs as sea sickness is worse than coming across a hippo on heat!

[GTA_stu]

My only advice is to grow your hair long. Then if you're going down and there's a shortage of lifeboats, just pretend you're a woman with a growth hormone problem. They'll think you're a woman, but also that you have some kind of unfortunate medical dealy. You'll be guaranteed a spot, in fact they'll probably give you your own lifeboat all to yourself.

It's every man, woman and child for himself as far as I'm concerned. I'd trample little Billy Bob's face into the poop deck floor in a heart beat if it meant me getting to safety a bit quicker. You just do what you gotta do to save your ass, f*ck everyone else. What's that little Jessica? You want me to help you with your life jacket cos mummy's crushed under a collapsed wall? Pow! Eat knuckle bitch. Now gimme that life jacket and get the f*ck outta my way.

Words. To. Live. By.

[Trinette]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Saturday, May 18 2013, 12:30)

My only advice is to grow your hair long. Then if you're going down and there's a shortage of lifeboats, just pretend you're a woman with a growth hormone problem. They'll think you're a woman, but also that you have some kind of unfortunate medical dealy. You'll be guaranteed a spot, in fact they'll probably give you your own lifeboat all to yourself. It's every man, woman and child for himself as far as I'm concerned. I'd trample little Billy Bob's face into the poop deck floor in a heart beat if it meant me getting to safety a bit quicker. You just do what you gotta do to save your ass, f*ck everyone else. What's that little Jessica? You want me to help you with your life jacket cos mummy's crushed under a collapsed wall? Pow! Eat knuckle bitch. Now gimme that life jacket and get the f*ck outta my way. Words. To. Live. By.

That was a peculiarly beautiful read.

[acmilano]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Saturday, May 18 2013, 17:30)

My only advice is to grow your hair long. Then if you're going down and there's a shortage of lifeboats, just pretend you're a woman with a growth hormone problem. They'll think you're a woman, but also that you have some kind of unfortunate medical dealy. You'll be guaranteed a spot, in fact they'll probably give you your own lifeboat all to yourself. It's every man, woman and child for himself as far as I'm concerned. I'd trample little Billy Bob's face into the poop deck floor in a heart beat if it meant me getting to safety a bit quicker. You just do what you gotta do to save your ass, f*ck everyone else. What's that little Jessica? You want me to help you with your life jacket cos mummy's crushed under a collapsed wall? Pow! Eat knuckle bitch. Now gimme that life jacket and get the f*ck outta my way. Words. To. Live. By.

Well,they did had Celine Dion song during interview.

[finn4life]

1000 weekly? Fortnightly? Monthly?

[acmilano]

QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 12:46)

1000 weekly? Fortnightly? Monthly?

Monthly. That is the price for a 3rd world country worker.

[finn4life]

QUOTE (acmilano @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 23:51)

QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 12:46) 1000 weekly? Fortnightly? Monthly? Monthly. That is the price for a 3rd world country worker.

Monthly?

Is that good money for where you live? Here I barely rent a house on that much haha!

[OdDsOcK]

Hey Acmilano,

I Have No Experience On A Cruise liner And I Don't Know Why My PhOne Is Capitalizing Every Word I Type But I Think This Site Will Help You Understand The Experience:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/yafu...ruise_ship_ama/

I Would RecomneD At Least Trying Ut! It Is An Exotic Job Thay Will Let You Get Paid To Travel. If YOu Dont Like It You Can Quit, Plain And Simple. Just Remember To Be SmarT And Keep Your Dick In Your Pants. Nobody Wants To Deal With A Sexual Harassment Complaint.

[acmilano]

QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 12:53)

QUOTE (acmilano @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 23:51) QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 19 2013, 12:46) 1000 weekly? Fortnightly? Monthly? Monthly. That is the price for a 3rd world country worker. Monthly? Is that good money for where you live? Here I barely rent a house on that much haha!

Yes,most of the sallaries are half of that money.And this job also include food and place to live so if you don't waste your money you can save nice amount for later.

OdDsOcK thanks for a link