[Racecarlock]

So here's how this works. Pick any GTA setting, then advertise the setting as the protagonist or as a character of the game the setting is from.

CJ: "You ever been to San Andreas? Crazy stuff man. Women, money, fast cars, planes, all kinds of sh*t. Man, dey got this casino that looks like some crazy roman palace sh*t. And then there's this secret military base right in the middle of the desert. Man, I flew over it once and they tried shooting me down several times. Beaches are incredible too. They have parties and sh*t with all sorts off low ridas and music vans and bon fires. I crashed one of those once. Hell, this damn state even has a f*ckin' karate studio. I learned some crazy kung fu sh*t there. So yeah, you should come down some time and hang out. I'll be in my sports car."


That's basically how this works. Give it a try. Also, you can re use settings because god knows I can't end a topic with just 2-3 replies.

[ZoomZoom]

Tommy Vercceti:Come over to Vice City?The best place ever to spend your summer like you never spend it before.The beach, palms, hotels and clubs will make you feel like heaven. To visit this awesome place all you gotta do is buy a ticket to EBIA for $500. Man, you gotta believe me this is the place for all. The girls here will make your wife feel like a burnt monkey, as long as you buy the girl from the Pole Position Clun. If you ever want to TREAT a Haitian amigo come to Vice City. Man, you gotta believe me and come over here, we can pop some Cuban members together in the evening, have some Ice-cream at night and do some serious sh*t at night. I am waiting for you. I will pick you up at EBIA.

[huevos_benedicto_180]

Claude:


































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Easy enough.

[Hydro_PlayboyX]

QUOTE (huevos_benedicto_180 @ Sunday, Jul 8 2012, 13:14)

Claude: * * * Easy enough.

yours is most accurate, that made me laugh dude

[ZoomZoom]

QUOTE (huevos_benedicto_180 @ Sunday, Jul 8 2012, 12:14)

Claude: * * * Easy enough.

ha ha. That is so funny. Maybe Claude tried to speak in Sign language.

Really man I'm laughing still.

[AlexGTAGamer]

Claude should be the new head of the Liberty City Tourism Board, ha ha.

You could just imagine the conversations he would have with tourists.
Tourist: "So what's it like in L.C?"
Claude: "..."
Tourist: "Is there much crime?"
Claude: "..."
Tourist: "Is there much to do? Nightclubs, bars, etc?"
Claude: "..."
Tourist: "Do you say anything?"
Claude: *Pulls out gun* *Shoots tourist*

Anyway...

The most obvious:
Ned Luke with the Los Santos Tourism Board.

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the, I don't know that thing, that magic. You see it in the movies, I wanted to retire from what I was doing, you know? From that, that line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house, came here, put my feet up, thought I'd be a dad like all the other dad's. My kids, will be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun, but, well, you know how it is.

What will be your reason to visit Los Santos? The weather? Escape from "that" line of work? Start a family? Or just a vacation with the family or a loved one?

We've got gangs, planes, car chases, homelessness, drug problems, economic collapse, glitz and glamour, bars and nightclubs, touristy places, and lots of other things too. So visit today, you might be lucky enough to leave with your limbs still attached to your body."

Small print:
*This message was brought to you by the Los Santos Tourism Board's head speaker Ned Luke. The L.C.T.B is not responsible for loss of life, limbs, vehicles, personal possessions, beatings, arrests, or anything else that may happened to you in the City of Saints. Your experience may vary to others. No refunds.*