Claude should be the new head of the Liberty City Tourism Board, ha ha.
You could just imagine the conversations he would have with tourists.
Tourist: "So what's it like in L.C?"
Tourist: "Is there much crime?"
Tourist: "Is there much to do? Nightclubs, bars, etc?"
Tourist: "Do you say anything?"
Claude: *Pulls out gun* *Shoots tourist*
The most obvious:
Ned Luke with the Los Santos Tourism Board.
"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the, I don't know that thing, that magic. You see it in the movies, I wanted to retire from what I was doing, you know? From that, that line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house, came here, put my feet up, thought I'd be a dad like all the other dad's. My kids, will be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun, but, well, you know how it is.
What will be your reason to visit Los Santos? The weather? Escape from "that" line of work? Start a family? Or just a vacation with the family or a loved one?
We've got gangs, planes, car chases, homelessness, drug problems, economic collapse, glitz and glamour, bars and nightclubs, touristy places, and lots of other things too. So visit today, you might be lucky enough to leave with your limbs still attached to your body."
*This message was brought to you by the Los Santos Tourism Board's head speaker Ned Luke. The L.C.T.B is not responsible for loss of life, limbs, vehicles, personal possessions, beatings, arrests, or anything else that may happened to you in the City of Saints. Your experience may vary to others. No refunds.*