[oysterbarron]

Welcome to the sound clash!
After taking aboard some members comments from my last topic i have decided to devise this Contest for anyone who wishes to take part! (THIS IS NOT A DEBATE TOPIC or a spam topic so please only post if you wish to take part or have a serious question to ask!)
PM me with any updates you make to posts for multiple entrys thank you!

As some are unaware on the run up to Grand Theft Auto IV's release Rockstar ran a competition for someone to star as a caller on the radio show WKTT featured in IV. This contest is along those lines except not official there will be Steam Gift prizes though for 1st 2nd and 3rd place for those deemed the funniest. The idea is you record yourself either calling into one of the radio shows aka (irate about Los santos sanitary problem) or maybe just one of the many pedestrian sayings aka "cheesy Vagina's" and post it in this topic. At first just for the lols but hopefully Rockstar may actually browse and take some inspiration from some of your posts and who knows maybe it might find its way into the game in some shape or form.

RULES:

•Submissions must take the form of audio files either uploaded to a hoster of your choice or recorded online HERE. (other services will also be accepted if you know of any).

•Quality doesn't matter but if you can submit a high quality audio recording then do so.

•You may submit by text but these will not be eligible for prizes (just for lols).

•They can be as far out as you want obviously think GTA when devising your entry!

•Winning entry's will be chosen on the 16th of july 2012 after some deliberation.

•A PC that can run the prizes if you think your PC isn't upto it then you can nominate another member to recieve the prize instead or just keep it stashed so when you do get a decent PC its there ready! ( I cannot accept responsibility if your PC cannot run the games) also a steam account is a must.

•Multiple entry's will be tolerated but will be discarded if copied from someone else or are similar to someone elses entry.


PRIZES: All PC titles

1st place

Grand Theft Auto Complete Pack
Grand Theft Auto 3, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto 2, Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City

2nd place

Grand Theft Auto Trilogy
Grand Theft Auto 3, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

3rd Place
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

With the lack of new info i hope this will keep you all entertained for the next couple of months and yall have fun.

Disclaimer: This contest isn't run in conjunction or affiliated with GTA.net and they accept no responsibility to unforeseen circumstances. Monetary value of products will not be offered if original products are not avaliable.


ENTRYS

Neckbeard - Hobo asks for a dollar
Crazy tinfoil head
Old man commenting on killing (by protag)

rodneythesaviour - "Do i look like your bitch son"

Speetix - Try that again and il rape your mum!
Yes welcome to america!

CarLuver69 - Indian tech support witness's player knock down telephone pole
Fugitive on the run see's player attract police attention

Roachfingers - I've been to jail once

Lewiz - "racist man and the gonorrhea"

TheChainsBoy - Dont Touch Me!
Dat Ass
Let us not lead this to murder

mijalkocar - Kanny shot it

Killer6699 - old man rants about new bombing devices (alternative)
guard after capturing someone
Response to someone getting a little to frisky in a room where everything is heart shaped
Weather man
Old man talking about gods shed following on from bombing devices!
Vegetable Radio show

filipinogoblin - shut up mother f*cker
Ishaan do not come to los santos (phone convo)
That nigga O.G loc got some nice 24's
Holy sh*t that's a nice ass!
Takin a sh*t in the stall (black guy rapping)

ThirstyHyena - sorry but your TV is missing

gr8griffin - Typical american stereotype
Nasty Pussy stank
Laronda crazy
Unborn fetuses
The internets got everything
Beastiality
20 dollars







Thanks to GingerGrin for making the new logo

This post has been edited by oysterbarron on Sunday, Jun 24 2012, 12:06

[Neckbeard]

Holy damn oysterbarron!
Nice contest!
Just give me a sec. to record something

EDIT:
Hobo asks for a dollar
Crazy tinfoil head
Old man commenting killing (by protagonist)

Don't get too mad.. it's my first try

This post has been edited by Neckbeard on Wednesday, May 16 2012, 18:19

[oysterbarron]

lol that's pretty good for a first try i loled!

[Street Mix]

Nice contest.

Thought I thought you'd be giving GTA V for the 1st place.

[Neckbeard]

Just giving this thread a bump because come on guys!
You can win something here!

[Mokrie Dela]

QUOTE (Neckbeard @ Wednesday, May 16 2012, 19:55)

Just giving this thread a bump because come on guys! You can win something here!

That's a good way to get the topic locked.

I'm curious - the prizes - you're giving away all of them? Are they legit cooked or pirated? What garentee will the winner have that you'll follow through?

[rodneythesavior]

Random Ped:
(when bumped into)
"Whooaa, we got a bad ass up in here."
"Do I look like your bitch son?"
linky

[oysterbarron]

They are all legit versions brought from steam that will be gifted to respective winners via there steam account or e-mail! I have been a member of this site for over 7 years and i'm still here. I have given out stuff for free before and come through i have no reason not to. just to prove this is legit heres a pic of them sitting in my steam gift inventory ready to goto the winners. So come on everyone these are all up for grabs you haven't got anything to loose!

[johnny_zoo]

Interesting idea oysterbarron sounds like fun I may submit something soon if I have the time and if more people get involved. As for Rockstar using them in the game dont count on it they come up with their own ideas.

[btbwuh]

Surely everyone on here already has those games though?

This post has been edited by btbwuh on Saturday, May 19 2012, 20:17

[Spaghetti Cat]

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Wednesday, May 16 2012, 15:31)

So come on everyone these are all up for grabs you haven't got anything to loose!

Hey, sounds pretty cool. Nice work OB!

[oysterbarron]

Thanks everyone good entrys so far both have made me giggling this is going to be a tough one to judge if thats standard carries on.

[TheGtaArtist]

[Ryan]

Going to leave this pinned for a while to hopefully draw some more attention to it so the prizes Oyster bought don't go to waste.

[zackryderwoo]

This post has been edited by uNi on Wednesday, May 23 2012, 15:00

[huevos_benedicto_180]

I just bought all of the GTA games I didn't have for the PS2! Sorry Oyster!

[whittle13]

Just a suggestion on the prizes.
... Most people in this forum probably already have most of the GTA games.
So I think:
. 1st prize should be the special edition of GTA V for their chosen console
. 2nd prize should be the regular edition of the game
. 3rd prize should be the R* pass for all the DLC in GTA V

like i said, just a suggestion.

[Ryan]

QUOTE (whittle13 @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 13:23)

Just a suggestion on the prizes. ... Most people in this forum probably already have most of the GTA games. So I think: . 1st prize should be the special edition of GTA V for their chosen console . 2nd prize should be the regular edition of the game . 3rd prize should be the R* pass for all the DLC in GTA V like i said, just a suggestion.

Do you think money grows on trees?

[whittle13]

QUOTE (Ryan @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 16:26)

QUOTE (whittle13 @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 13:23) Just a suggestion on the prizes. ... Most people in this forum probably already have most of the GTA games. So I think: . 1st prize should be the special edition of GTA V for their chosen console . 2nd prize should be the regular edition of the game . 3rd prize should be the R* pass for all the DLC in GTA V like i said, just a suggestion. Do you think money grows on trees?

Do you think people will want something they already have and cannot sell?

This post has been edited by whittle13 on Wednesday, May 23 2012, 17:06

[Neckbeard]

QUOTE (whittle13 @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 17:03)

QUOTE (Ryan @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 16:26) QUOTE (whittle13 @ Wednesday, May 23 2012, 13:23) Just a suggestion on the prizes. ... Most people in this forum probably already have most of the GTA games. So I think: . 1st prize should be the special edition of GTA V for their chosen console . 2nd prize should be the regular edition of the game . 3rd prize should be the R* pass for all the DLC in GTA V like i said, just a suggestion. Do you think money grows on trees? Do you think people will want something they already have and cannot sell?

I don't have any of them for the PC and I don't think I'm the only one... so your point is invalid....


to oysterbarron: I made two more but you didn't add them in your first post...