[twinkiller]

Not really an embarresing story, but I used to get them a lot when I looked at this really pretty girl and she had a nice butt and she was wearing those tight spandex pants, i think they call them leggings. Instant boner. We talked a lot too and told me I was very handsome and that she would date me if she wasn't already taken. Oh well.

[jlamay]

"For an annoying d*ck, youre really an annoying d*ck!" Is that what you guys tell it?

[MikeMyth]

I hate going to sleep with one. I don't mean to brag, but it gets pretty big and it's hard to get comfortable.

[mikkenugent]

Tuck that sh*t up into yur belt! Not bad feelin just don't spew into yur belly button.

[TheJonesy]

Whenever I wake up in the morning and I'm lying face down, I like to use my wood to turn myself over.