[allhailkingryan]

I was in a local cafe this morning. This loopy guy sat down and ordered a pot of boiling water because he bought instant coffee and his own sweetner. It was funny because the shop charged him for a latte and he went mental and stormed out.

[NateShaw92]

Well i am the cause of many What the f*ck moments, such as this one time when I went to a local cafe... and ordered a diet water
or any time I go to an indian restaurant and order an EXTRA HOT vindaloo (or whatever they have that is hotter if they do, my local one does not)

But one recent moment that made me go "what in the flying f*ck" was on facebook, it was one of those maths questions something like 1+1+1+1...+1x0
and it said what is the answer press like for 0 and share for 13 or something
and 10 times as many people said 0 as 13 (correct answer) and I just looked at my screen, just still for 30 seconds, then smashed my head into my desk (in the same way normal people facepalm but it was not enough) and then screamed "WHAT IN THE FLYING f*ck IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?"

[El_Diablo]

this thread.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snap.
you want some ice with that burn?

[EscoLehGo]

This whole thing with chick fil a has been a pretty big wtf moment for me

[BabeRuth]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=blu...wFRN-tuBQ4bI49w

This B&*ch is crazy.

[twinkiller]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 00:50)

This whole thing with chick fil a has been a pretty big wtf moment for me

same here with me I am tired of hearing about it.

[NateShaw92]

Another one:
when my lung collapsed for the 2nd time, i was chatting with my friends saying "oh it's done now I am fine" as they all thought I would be out longer and jsut as i sat down I felt it, I was like "what the f*ck? sh*t it has happened again" so i got up, told the teacher running the class, and went to the bloody hospital. AGAIN! funny looking back

[beto]

this book

[TheGreatGig23]

A while ago I went outside to have a smoke and this creepy dude in one of the opposite houses stared at me for ages through his window. I stared back in an attempt to let him know that he was also being watched. He disappeared for a few seconds and then came back holding a cat. This guy looks like a far more perverted version of Screech.

The odd part is this, a couple of days after he came into Co-Op, where I work, came straight up to me and asked me if he could borrow my pen. In fear of being stabbed by this menacing creep, I hesitantly handed him my pen. He stared at me for a couple of seconds and then began drawing two overlapping circles on his forearm akin to half an Audi symbol. When he was done he simply turned around and walked away still clutching my pen. I didn't really care for that pen so I let it go.

I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance.

[NateShaw92]

another one (I have plenty) - october 31st 2005 - I was in a year 8 science class, last class of the day and I looked out the window to my left, and I see my mum park in the car park, she was always 10 minutes early or so. I looked in horror and amusement as I see she is dressed up like a witch - long green wig, hat, black cloak (because obviously it is haloween) and the voice in my head was jsut like "what. the. f*ck" and soon everyone noticed and then people turned to me and went "so that's where you get it from" 'it' being my complete craziness

[lzw3]

Australia winning 20 million f*cking silver medals and 1 gold.

[GTA_stu]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:19)

I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance.

Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8.

As for me well there's this nice (fairly) old man who lives in a bungalow near me, and it's right on the route that I walk my dog on. In fact she often sniffs around near his bushes and flowers. He's in his early 60's I'd say, and lives on his own. I've talked to him a few times and he seemed pleasant enough, but the other day he said something which sent alarm bells ringing. I was walking by with my dog and he was putting something in his wheelie bin. I smiled and nodded at him and said hello, then he replied "Hiya, huh huh (that's his weird chuckle) keep your dog away she's likely to have me over. But you can come near me, I like youuu." Which he said in a really camp way, then gave me a wink. Then he minced his way inside.

The floral shirts, the impeccably kept garden, the yellow Nissan Micra and his slightly bent wrist (which I put down as arthritis). It all made perfect sense now, he actually looks a bit like Paul O'grady as well. Being the shallow person I am, I'm of course flattered. Although it is slightly disturbing at the same time. I knew I shouldn't have used products in my hair and worn those pink shorts.

[ryan_J]

Guy strolls into KFC asks for water a packet of salt and a BBQ sauce, and pays with a £50 note!

[GTAction99]

QUOTE (ryan_J @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 23:40)

Guy strolls into KFC asks for water a packet of salt and a BBQ sauce, and pays with a £50 note!

That reminds me of a moment, one time me and my family went to Subway, and a Homeless guy came in with a trash bag FILLED with bags of packaged bacon, he then started asking the Subway people if they wanted Bacon, and they said no, he then Went into the bag and started THROWING packages of Bacon around the Subway. BTW, this was a BIG WTF Moment for me. (I have never laughed that hard in my life..... )

[NateShaw92]

QUOTE (ryan_J @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 00:40)

Guy strolls into KFC asks for water a packet of salt and a BBQ sauce, and pays with a £50 note!

I'm not joking that might have been me. I have done something very similar, long hair about 5'9-10? if it was me then that's a wtf moment right there.

[Killjoy2022]

the biggest WTF moment for me happened today, when i found out that the girl who voice Lilo in Lilo And Stitch played Donnie Darko's sister and Samara in The Ring.

[Captain VXR]

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:19)

A while ago I went outside to have a smoke and this creepy dude in one of the opposite houses stared at me for ages through his window. I stared back in an attempt to let him know that he was also being watched. He disappeared for a few seconds and then came back holding a cat. This guy looks like a far more perverted version of Screech. The odd part is this, a couple of days after he came into Co-Op, where I work, came straight up to me and asked me if he could borrow my pen. In fear of being stabbed by this menacing creep, I hesitantly handed him my pen. He stared at me for a couple of seconds and then began drawing two overlapping circles on his forearm akin to half an Audi symbol. When he was done he simply turned around and walked away still clutching my pen. I didn't really care for that pen so I let it go. I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance.

Venn diagram? Maybe he's gonna fill it with the similarities and differences between his and your lives lol

[Iminicus]

NASA not blowing a billion dollars and successfully landing Curiosity on the surface of Mars after 7 Minutes of Terror and with a controlled descent.

That was a WTF moment.

[FoxTint]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Aug 6 2012, 07:00)

QUOTE (TheGreatGig23 @ Sunday, Aug 5 2012, 22:19) I've dealt with weirdness on many levels yet this guy really ruffles my jimmies. I don't trust him one bit. Needless to say, I have kept my distance. Damn that is weird. Maybe he's planning on making a human centipede type creation, but instead of 4 people it's 2 people and 2 halves of an Audi. You being one of the people of course. You'll get your excrement meals from an exhaust that your lips are welded to, and he's probably planning on you being at the end of the centipede so he can have his way with you whilst pretending you're an R8. As for me well there's this nice (fairly) old man who lives in a bungalow near me, and it's right on the route that I walk my dog on. In fact she often sniffs around near his bushes and flowers. He's in his early 60's I'd say, and lives on his own. I've talked to him a few times and he seemed pleasant enough, but the other day he said something which sent alarm bells ringing. I was walking by with my dog and he was putting something in his wheelie bin. I smiled and nodded at him and said hello, then he replied "Hiya, huh huh (that's his weird chuckle) keep your dog away she's likely to have me over. But you can come near me, I like youuu." Which he said in a really camp way, then gave me a wink. Then he minced his way inside. The floral shirts, the impeccably kept garden, the yellow Nissan Micra and his slightly bent wrist (which I put down as arthritis). It all made perfect sense now, he actually looks a bit like Paul O'grady as well. Being the shallow person I am, I'm of course flattered. Although it is slightly disturbing at the same time. I knew I shouldn't have used products in my hair and worn those pink shorts.

Seems like a real weird guy. I thought he was trying to scare you at first from the window, but drawing a bunch of circles and staring at you is like something you'd see in a TV show!

[IM_YOUR_GOD]

About 67 years ago, that's 804 months or 3495 weeks depending on your timekeeping strategy. The boys of the good ole USofMERICAH wanted to get some(testing done) and drop the ABomb on Hiroshima.

MIND BLOW. Found out they drop these bombs on predominantly Christian cities.