[mr.e]

Wtf is going on in here?

[Jacko427]

QUOTE (Zee @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 18:15)

Mods, please, for the love of God, lock this. Unless you really enjoy a thread about 12 year old boys discussing their masturbation habits.

Zee!!!
How ya doing?
Didn't you jerked off in NYC?
I flew to LA to jerk off!

[Freezer89]

QUOTE (Zee @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 20:15)

Mods, please, for the love of God, lock this. Unless you really enjoy a thread about 12 year old boys discussing their masturbation habits.

For the first time I have to agree with you.. or second time because we both are skeptics according to the list on the first post.

[GTA-King]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 18:10)

Dude I've been jerking it so much to 2405 that my body is losing a massive amount of protein and my eyelashes and eyebrows have completely fallen out. It's like a cum factory in here, I'm typing this with one hand if you catch my drift. My balls actually receded back into my stomach as some sort of self preservation move but little do they know I have no intention of stopping until the prophecy is fulfilled. My computer desk aka the masturbation station looks like its glazed and powdered since lately I've been shooting literal dust.

Mother of God...



OT: Honestly, I think all the 2405 connections can't be just a coincidence. Take the song in the trailer for example. Out of all the songs in the world, R* chooses one that is released on May 24th. The odds are astronomical!

[jimbo1a]

good god you leave the forum for an hour and all hell breaks loose, please guys i really dont wanna be reading about you lot shooting your load

[Columbo]

<---------- Since I even joined on May 24 , I feel obliged to join the other "Believers".

[bran12345]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 18:10)

Dude I've been jerking it so much to 2405 that my body is losing a massive amount of protein and my eyelashes and eyebrows have completely fallen out. It's like a cum factory in here, I'm typing this with one hand if you catch my drift. My balls actually receded back into my stomach as some sort of self preservation move but little do they know I have no intention of stopping until the prophecy is fulfilled. My computer desk aka the masturbation station looks like its glazed and powdered since lately I've been shooting literal dust.

rofl

[EscoLehGo]

Sorry guys, I got a little carried away when I realized I wasn't the only one jacking of to those incredibly sexy set of numbers. By the looks of it I'm doing the most though and here by proclaim myself the Jizz Machine King

[GTAxYushix]

Another good thread gone to sh*t..

Request close..

This seriously sucks

[BlackandWhite23]

[bran12345]

Your dick gets smaller and smaller the more you jerk off

[TheD94]

This thread is getting ridiculous, but sure it's amusing me.

Here we go... A dangerous experiment done by R*Games, which gone wrong very badly and a jizz-apocalypse is breaking out now very fast. Everyone's a zombie now who wanks to this number and post pathetic but funny posts about strange stuff I don't wanna see in reallife.
I don't wanna know what will happen if R* doesnt do anything against it tomorrow...

[Jacko427]

QUOTE (EscoLehGo @ Tuesday, May 22 2012, 18:32)

Sorry guys, I got a little carried away when I realized I wasn't the only one jacking of to those incredibly sexy set of numbers. By the looks of it I'm doing the most though and here by proclaim myself the Jizz Machine King

Bitch, I wanked the whole R* buidling under.
Looks all that glancy and powdered. Beat that!
I'm R* Ultimate Jizzer King.

[Ryan]

This is just getting pathetic. You guys had your chance to have a countdown topic and you ruined it, so no more.

Locked